Author |
Message |
bombardier
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 2021
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 3:38 pm |
|
So after spending Wednesday night curled up on the floor with hideous stomach pains i decide to seek some medical advice, Medical advice suggests i step into the ambulance that they have kindly called for me and visit the hospital, Hospital advise me to have a bed and go through numerous test which include large needles and cameras
I've escaped the ward for a bit and found the public terminal to report in sick, i'm here until at least Wednesday next week as the doctors are far from finished with me (their words) |
_________________
Stunt lad Part 1 Stunt lad Part 2 Amazing Jesus
Molson and Lee interview 09/03/07 / Molson and Lee interview 05/04/07 (With Eliza)
x18 |
|
|
|
Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 3:39 pm |
|
Well wishes sent your way, Bombardier. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
|
|
|
Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 3:41 pm |
|
Get well soon. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
|
|
|
Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 3:45 pm |
|
Knowing your line of work, you'll understand when I say:
Man up and grow a pair, you and I both know it's a hangover. If you're trying to get a week off through a bit of a dicky tummy, then you make me sick. Dry your eyes and crack on.
Seriously, I hope it's nothing too bad, and I hope you get well soon. Best wishes. |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 3:47 pm |
|
|
|
|
Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 Nov 2004
Posts: 647
Location: Hangin' 11
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 4:36 pm |
|
If it's in your upper right stomach it is probably your gall bladder. That's some intense pain. Do report back your diagnosis (unless you are happy enough with my online diagnosis, in which case you should have it out). |
_________________ I live one and to me happens very boringly from that that near to me there would be no person which could sit and talk to me simply.
WHO GOD HAS BLESS NO MAN CAN COX
YOU ARE PENNY WISE PALM FOOLISH GO AHEAD WITH YOUR FOOLISH WISE IDEAS.
x14 |
|
|
|
Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 4:44 pm |
|
Sorry to hear that Bomb. I'm sending best wishes your way. Get better and report back to duty here soon! |
|
|
|
|
Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 4:57 pm |
|
Sorry to hear about that. Have you considered maybe you are pregnant? Do you have weird cravings for kippers on mango ice cream? Eating kippers on any kind of ice cream will also give you those symptoms. Hope you get better Bomb. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate |
|
|
|
packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 5:31 pm |
|
Get well my friend. hope your back home soon... Ill Email you some chicken soup. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
x3 |
|
|
|
FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 5:37 pm |
|
I wish you all the very best, Bombardier. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
|
|
|
Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 6:41 pm |
|
No, say it isn't so?! Eat a bologna sandwich with lots of mayo and butter. If in half an hour you are in extreme pain it is your gall bladder. You didn't need it anyway so let them suck that thing out of ya.
You are in my thoughts and prayers. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
|
|
|
Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 6:44 pm |
|
I hope you feel better soon
Cyber hugs |
|
|
|
|
B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 7:21 pm |
|
Best of luck to you Bomb. Keep us informed. |
|
|
|
|
Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 7:23 pm |
|
He's just posting here for sympathy. Bugger all wrong with him.
But just in case: Get well soon Bomb. |
_________________
God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
|
|
|
music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 7:30 pm |
|
I thought it was the "pencils up the nose and the underpants on the head" that usually worked. Must be an updated version
Hope the quacks sort you out soon Bomb! |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
|
|
|
|
benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 8:11 pm |
|
|
|
|
Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 8:37 pm |
|
Nice one Bombardier. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
|
|
|
Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 8:40 pm |
|
@ Music man + Donato: |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
|
|
|
Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 9:46 pm |
|
Best Wishes for a speedy recovery. |
|
|
|
|
GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 10:19 pm |
|
When I tell them I have a pain in the stomach in the UK they ask "Where ?" and I explain it's a large organ in the abdomen and it all goes downhill from there.
Try my latest idea - I now have a laminated list with all my details on for hospital. You should have seen their faces when I showed them it. They're worse than Lotto Lads for wanting info.
Just keep asking for morphine. The type they administer orally is terrific, and you'll be wanting to do karaoke.
Get well soon. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 10:23 pm |
|
|
|
|
Jellyroll
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: California
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 10:35 pm |
|
50 cents US says it ain't gall bladder. The gall bladder itself has no pain receptors. The pain involved with gallstones mimics (inter alia) chest pain (heart attack!) and is actually felt through the chest all the way through to the back, between the shoulder blades. Feels like a well-placed arrow through the sternum.
Too bad, because having my gall bladder pulled out through four tiny holes was easier than any other procedure I've ever had, including dental work.
The four tiny holes are for:
1. A lamp. It's always good to have some light on the subject
2. A tiny little high-resolution TV camera
3. A snicking tool
4. And a bag to catch the offending, inflamed organ.
Eventually, the snicking and catching tools are replaced with sewing and patching tools. Then they staple the four little holes shut.
With the right kind of insurance, they let you stay overnight in the hospital. Otherwise, they just send you home the same day with a bottle of semi-serious pain medication. A week later, you report back for staple removal.
They also use laporoscopic surgery for appendicitis now.
Here's how to diagnose appendicitis in the field, when there are no medical personnel about:
1. Check the patient's temperature for a fever. An inflamed appendix usually produces quite a high fever, with accompanying weird dreams
2. Have the patient lie prone on his/her back
2. Place yourself to the left of the patient, with the patient's head at your right
3. Place the thumb of your left hand gently into the patient's navel, or belly button. (I don't know what to do if it's an outie.)
4. Point the little finger of your left hand directly at the center of the patient's nasty bits. It is not actually recommended to place the finger upon or in the nasty bit itself
5. While humming a little marching tune, tap the middle finger of the left hand on the right side of the patient's abdomen. If the patient screams with each tap, it might be appendicitis. If the patient hums along, it might be time to reconsider what to do with the small finger.
If the appendix has burst, it's time for a much more complex cleanup job.
Or you might want to check my post in general chat about parasites:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137648
According to the medical experts that sent me this spam:
Would you trust anything living in your bowels that has teeth but NO eyes?!!
A bologna sandwich with mayo might well be a litmus test for gall bladder disease, but nothing beats the diagnostic properties of one of them big, brown apple fritters that reside in pink boxes which occasionally show up at work on the odd Friday.
I am not a medical professional. I drove an ambulance 40 years ago. This qualifies me to diagnose NOTHING, not even death.
I shall continue to watch this topic and hope that all goes well for the boy. If they give you any Valium (diazepam), save some for when the ambulance and hospital bills arrive.
In the meantime, just keep clicking the button for the morphine pump. The button probably doesn't connect to anything, but just clicking it does make you feel better.
One shiny US dollar coin (0.5 pound, 0.67 Euro) on pancreatitis. |
_________________ VICTORY IS MINE! (Stewie Griffin, ca 2003)
Last edited by Jellyroll on Sat May 10, 2008 5:42 am; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
Mugatu
** Retired **
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 10:40 pm |
|
Jellyroll wrote: |
If they give you any Valium (diazepam), save some for when the ambulance and hospital bills arrive. |
Thankfully not everywhere operates on the US insurance system. I'm happy that dear old Bombardier is safe from medical bills. Even if the local authority sends bills, his employer will pay them in full.
Three cheers for the NHS! |
_________________ - because you deserve them! x19
Thinking of using phone modalities? Attend the 419eater university on audio baiting.
"They made me to understand you are a Fraud Star" - Ikenna.
"I like traveling very much, it is so exciting and interesting to see foreign countries. but I have never been to foreign countries." - Marina.
"I will have you now I am highly reputable businness magnet." - Pam Doh
"Sorry,i do not know you are all that: a destitute and nuts" - Ben Chris |
|
|
|
Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
|
Posted:
Fri May 09, 2008 11:08 pm |
|
^^Yippee, damn sight better than anyother medical service I have experienced.
It could be a 'simple' case of gastro interitis. Bloody painful, but eased by farts. Best of luck Bomb |
_________________ http://www.aa419.org to Kick a Fake Bank - http://www.scamwarners.com/ for Warnings Against Scammers and Anti Scam Advice.
RIP - Lad vampire and muguito were the gifts that kept on leeching. Greatly missed.
Information about Scams and their effects with great trophies - http://www.scam-info-links.info/ from Scam Patroller - http://www.romancescambaiter.com/ from wayne |
|
|
|
Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
|
Posted:
Sat May 10, 2008 12:20 am |
|
|
|
|
|