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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Thu May 08, 2008 5:17 pm |
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Guess I got to one of my Mugus (I know which one so he's going to get baited mercilessly) but I thought I would share this "customised" hitman letter with you.
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Mr.ethel,
a man reported you to our office here in the japan/chinese mafian branch in moscow.
that you gambled with his life and stranded him of his big transaction.a troop has also been sent and has already monitored you&your family there in the bethlehem city of the state.
they saw you but reported to me as the c.e.o.of the mafian world in the whole mafian universe.i write to inform you because they would have wasted you and the family long since 5days.but they saw how you struggle for your business but turn again to change mind about how you also endangered the life of another man.so i expect to hear from you before they execute thier deal because thier hand are froward to slash now,and there is no hiding place for you again.you better keep this secret,dont let anybody know about this be it any uniformed force or any kind of military force.
i await to hear from you,before the boys will execute thier job.
from deadbody terror.
moscow. |
Obviously the Triads and Yakuza have some sort of joint venture operating out of Moscow these days.
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Big Dog
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 19
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Thu May 08, 2008 5:21 pm |
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Funniest crap ever!! Thank you so much for sharing that. I particularly loved:
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| they saw you but reported to me as the c.e.o.of the mafian world in the whole mafian universe. |
He's the head mafian of the entire MAFIAN UNIVERSE!@!!! AND THEY HAVE A CEO!!! hahahahahahhaha
You had better comply!!! |
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Thu May 08, 2008 5:30 pm |
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| dont let anybody know about this be it any uniformed force or any kind of military force. |
So don't you go reporting this to the police, Army, Navy, Air Force, etc.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's funny stuff! I love it.
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu May 08, 2008 6:23 pm |
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You forgot the coast guard and the boy or should I say boi scouts Great stuff the way my day is going I needed that |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Thu May 08, 2008 6:33 pm |
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If it is a personalised hitman-make sure he uses personalised bullets. Demand pics of the bullet with your name on it.  |
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Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu May 08, 2008 8:27 pm |
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So much siggy material, so little space. I particularly like the sign off...
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| from deadbody terror. |
I would reply with "Dear Mr Deadbody Terror, how are you today? May I call you Deadbody?" |
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Thu May 08, 2008 8:32 pm |
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very nice indeed |
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"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri May 09, 2008 12:25 pm |
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Very funny...but they never told you what their "job" they were going to execute was. You should ask them if they would like to meet for lunch to discuss this job offer. |
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Fri May 09, 2008 12:53 pm |
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| any uniformed force |
You'd better hide from traffic wardens, postal workers and UPS then.
Actually - hiding from postal workers is not necessarily a joke. After all, that is where the expression "going postal" comes from! |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Sun May 11, 2008 11:07 am |
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Turns out contracting the capo di tutti cappi of the japanese/chinese/russian mafia to rub out his troublesome business colleague was just a misunderstanding due to youthful exuberance...
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good day ethel,
well i have to say i have a friend in this outfit group,i just explained to him what am passing through and what a fellow man has put me through without considering my plight.i never knew they have to go so far,u know all this kids that young blood runs in them,they never knew what is life and the consequences behind it.you just have to forget and carry-on with me,i have called them to order and have blamed them of taking such a stinky step.i will also have to assure you that,there is nothing like murdering or any sort of wasting blood.what could that be for!i wish you could just understand it so simple and forget it.they will never part us away.and have no fear okay.just tell me how we shall drag this money out and deposit into your account?and this matter will be over,i still bestow my trust on you.hope you will understand.
Thanks,
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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