Instructions from New Yolk

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lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

I've been trying to get this idiot to give the "secret security pasword" for weeks now. He can't seem to get it through his skull.

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Attn: Catherine Edd0wes,

RE-FINAL PAYMENT OUTSTANDING ACCRUED INTEREST OF US$10M

Madam I have tried calling you but your telephone was responded by answering machine as you programmed it and I was a little bit annoyed because I was having an urgent message for which might affect your fund payment over there in New Yolk at our payment center.

we received a serious signal from our payment center there in New Yolk that you are not showing much concern for the instructions given to you by them over there in New Yolk and this might cause them recalling your fund back to our country which you might find it difficult to receive again and I would not be happy seeing you been denied of this opportunity which you have finally concluded.

As the case is now, I advice you to take it as point of duty to comply to what charge you are requested to pay becasue it is for your own good so that you will immedaitely be paid at your home there without much stress.

These are the people who have the upper hand in payment you your fund as quickly as possible.

Please you are by this notice requested to give them the necessary attention required of you and again do not fail to be acquainting me with necessary arrangements you are making with them for immediate order.

YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AWAITED.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,

REV LAWS0N PAUL

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Dear Rev. Paul,

Well I have not heard any instructions from your New Yolk office ok. This makes me very skeptical of you.

As I have repeately told you, I will not complete this transactions until you leave a telephone massage for me with your voice saying "Rev. Paul is nom-nuts." This is our secret security password. Now listen and listen good. I want you to call my telephone number again and when my answering machine responds you are to say "Rev. Paul is nom-nuts." Now stop causing these stupid delays.

Catherine Edd0wes

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

New Yolk The Big Egg

New Yolk New Yolk so good they fried it twice

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:56 pm

rofl

is that why the cabs are yellow?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:03 pm

Tell him to go to the omeletepire state building

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:13 pm

Bunnyrabbit, that was a fowl thing to do... but I guess you laid the trap, and egged him on, so the yolk's on him... he'll be a mere shell of a man, with his brains all scrambled, when it's ova...

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