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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:32 pm

CrazyCanuck wrote:

To my inexperienced mind (or reasonable facimile) the obvious course of action is to give the driver a call. He should be a wealth of information.

One would think that. But the driver speaks very broken English and is not really good at communicating.

We are planning a day of fasting soon. Something tells me that Reverend Dover won't be able to mak it all the way through. And something tells me that Adamu is going to hear ALL about it.

Also, Prof and my birthdays are on the 12th and 13th respectively. I am young and he is an old fart. But, we will have to have Adamu plan something nice for us.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:04 pm

Ow nice, must be fun, a Chad TWAT party .. Can I join Jojo, or does it take me to fill out some forms first?

On a different subject: has the existence of this driver ever been confirmed in some way? Or was it just another way of getting some WU action going on? I hate to think these two phucks are cruising Chad in an airconditioned 4x4 together ..

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 15

~ jojobean,

What language does he speak?? Maybe someone on here can speak it?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:04 am

^^ Maybe broken english IS the only language he can speak. Razz

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 30 Jun 2007 Posts: 82

Like I said earlier in my bad english,Emeka being the name of the driver, he came from the eastern part of Nigeria,so must be able to speak some english and Ibo languages.
If he is really a driver plying that route for commercial purposes, he must be fluent in Hausa as well and french will be a must as well.The road signs in Chad are in french.
Emeka is the the shorter for names like Chukwu-emeka, Nna-emeka, Olisa-emeka, all meaning the same thing'Thank God'

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:56 am

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
I AM GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST,HOW IS YOUR HEALTH ?I HOPE YOU ARE OKAY NOW.
YESTERDAY YOU HAVE A HOLIDAY IN USA I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT VERY WELL.
PLEASE REV DOVER, I AM WAITING FOR THE MONEY GRAM AS YOU PROMISE TO SEND IT. PLEASE REV DOVER, SEND IT QUICK SO IT WILL ENABLE ME TO TRAVEL TO ADRE. PLEASE DO QUICK IN SENDING IT BECAUSE WE ARE HIDING IN AN UNCOMPLETED BUILDING AND IT IS VERY HASH TO US PLEASE YOU SHOULD SEND IT TODAY PLEASE.
WE DONT HAVE THE FREEDOM TO MOVE ABOUT PLEASE HELP US AND SAVE OUR SOUL HERE IN ABECHE.I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO RECEIVE THE MG TODAY.
PLEASE REV DOVER, DO YOUR BEST POSSIBLE TODAY TO SEND THE MG PLEASE THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN AND GOD BLESS YOU AND THE ENTIRE MEMBER OD TWAT CHURCH AMEN.
BEST REGARDS

I managed to get him on chat for a couple minutes. Here is the quick exchange:

Quote:

me: Adamu?
Adamu, are you there?
Adamu?
I see you're online
Please respond
Adamu: YES
me: This is Reverend Dover
Adamu: I HAVE ONLY FIVE MINUTES PLEASE
me: Okay
You have escaped the Driver?
Adamu: PLEASE REV I HAVE SEND YOU EMAIL
me: Okay
Adamu: HOW IS YOUR HEALTH
me: Thank you very much for asking. I feel much better now after digesting all of that food
Adamu: YES
I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEND THE MG
me: Why has the driver not been looking for you? Are you still using the same cafe on Hospital road, or a different one?
I have instructed Minge from accounting to handle that today
Yesterday they were closed
Adamu: HE TRAVEL TO NDJAMENA
LAST WEEK
OKAY
OKAY
me: How are you paying for cafe time now?
I thought the driver was paying for that
Adamu: THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN
SOME ONE IN THE CAFE HELP US
me: You're welcome. This has been very frustrating
You need to make it to Adre immediately
Adamu: HE TRAVEL
AND WE PLEADED TO SOME ONE
I WILL DO THAT
me: Can you get some more cafe time right now?
Adamu: IMMEDIATELY I GOT THE MG
NO
BECAUSE I DONT HAVE MONEY
me: Okay. When are you coming back to check your mail?
Adamu: TOMORROW
me: So you won't be able to collect the MG today?
Adamu: TO CHECK IF YOU HAVE SEND THE MG
me: Cravin and Karim are waiting for you
Adamu: BUT IF YOU WILL SEND IT NOW
me: We need you to get ober there
It's not far
I told Minge to handle it today
Adamu: YOU LET ME KNOW PLEASE
me: She had tot travel a full day to the nearest office
And they were closed for the holiday
Adamu: PLEASE MY TIME IS UP
me: St. Gutbuster's day
Okay. Make sure you sign into Gmail when you are online next to let me know you received the MG
Adamu: THAT NICE
PLEASE SEND IT
THANK YOU
FOR YOUR CONCERN
AND GOD BLESS YOU
me: No worries, Adamu
God bless you too
Tell your brother I said hello
Adamu: AMEN

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:52 am

Quote:

PLEASE MY TIME IS UP

Don't we wish Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Feb 2008 Posts: 7

This is like reading a good book, i don't want it to stop Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:35 pm

Great chat

Quote:

me: St. Gutbuster's day

Quote:

after I digested all the food

They sure seem to run out of resources ..

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 12:59 pm

onyenekwu wrote:

Like I said earlier in my bad english,Emeka being the name of the driver, he came from the eastern part of Nigeria,so must be able to speak some english and Ibo languages.

The driver really exists. We have talked to Adamu, the motor park owner in Ndjamena and the driver. The driver supposedly speaks a little English, French and Arabic. I have no doubt that this is actually a driver and not just his brother. The driver says to little and is way too clueless about the whole thing. And these guys clearly are not that smart.

In a few days it will be the day of fasting... I hear some whining coming up. Laughing

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:52 pm

Nice! I like how they have been puled into this so completely, with the end in site just... over... yonder... horizon...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:14 pm

May I suggest talking to the driver, even if his English is horrible? Find someone who speaks the language he does, I'm sure there is one person on this forum that can a language that he can speak, thats better then his English skills.

If someone does speak Arabic with him, may I also suggest telling him (if hes still with the lads ( which I think he is )) that the money will be sent tomorrow (in shallah)

in shallah is a very common saying in arabic it basically means "well... ill try to get it done, we will see, maybe, maybe not." if he hears that he's gonna be even more pissed at the lads hes driving around.

Of course, you could call the driver anonymously and tell him that the lads received their MG payment, and that you added some extra money to cover his gas expenses, in which case if they did actually run away from the driver, you could sort of bring him back in as the bounty hunter....

I duno, you guys are doing a fantastic job, keep up the good work, its always a pleasure to read this thread with the new updates, I haven't worked out my stomach muscles so hard in a very long time. My family thinks i've gone insane probably, I just sit at my computer laughing at this, reading the past emails and such. I honestly think no matter what you do, these lads are gonna do it, they just seem to be hardcore 'suckers'
In conclusion, good job Smile

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:22 pm

In'sh Allah means "By the will of God"
(When taken literally I mean - mzda is quite right - it means "we'll see" when in common usage because it's all in God's hands you see!) .

So if the driver doesn't get what he wants then it's God's fault? Classic! Laughing

Chuck Norris Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 1369

^ ^ ^ Yeah, I always took it to be "If God (Allah) wills it", with a similar meaning to "God willing" in the English vernacular.

If Emeka does indeed know Arabic I'm not too sure how much he'd like that phrase in this situation... Smile

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:36 pm

I will give the driver a call later. I can understand him a little and he can understand me a little. We'll see what we get.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:25 pm

Okay, I lied. I have no more phone credit. Do we need more? I can buy another card if we need to.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:30 pm

Skype?!

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^^Jojo YES

He is waiting for the moneygram $3000 ( in 3 lots of $1000 )to pay for internet access and to travel to Adre??? God thats one expensive country Shocked

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 8:37 pm

We just tried to "talk to the hand", but no luck. Big Worm, Prof and I were waiting but it would never connect. Prof suggested that Chad (the country, not the guy) has shut down for the night.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:02 pm

I had to post this for all those who have PM'd me or expressed outrage at this safari. Many people seem to think that I am too harsh to lads. Well, you should know that I have a secret, A dark shame as it was put. I am a lad hugger.

To all of you who think I am too cruel, there you have it. I am a lad lover. That's right. It's my guilty pleasure. Thanks you PRS Girly Girl for getting this photographic evidence. Laughing

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Why do you love him has he got a nice personality or something Laughing

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:34 pm

^^I'm guessing that it's for his snazzy clothing. Such stylish garments can only inspire the purest of love. *swooon*

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:39 pm

Well, Reverend Dover had to inform our boys that it was a day of fasting tomorrow.

Quote:

Adamu-

I want you to know that tomorrow is a day of fasting. As a church member we expect both you and your brother fast with us. Is this acceptable? Can you ensure that you will fast with us? No food or water all day.

Good news...

Quote:

SUBJECT: WE WILL COMPLY WITH THE FASTING TOMORROW

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
I AND MY BROTHER WILL COMPLY WITH THE FASTING TOMORROW.
PLEASE REV DOVER, I AM NOT HAPPY TODAY BECAUSE THE MONEY GRAM THAT WAS SENT TO ME WAS FAKE ACCORDING TO THE MONEY GRAM MANAGER BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RECORD TO SHOW THAT MONEY WAS THERE. PLEASE I DONT KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENNING ,THERE WAS NO SENDER NAME OR PHONE NUMBER.
PLEASE HELP US SO THAT WE WILL NOT DIE HERE . (RRRRIIIIIIIIIIIGHT)
YOU CAN ASK THE TWAT ACCOUNT SESSION THE NAME OF THE SENDER IF POSSIBLE LET THEM ATTCHED IT AND SEND TO ME IMMEDIATELY.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN
ADAMU

Man, MG, WU, Hamdan... you would think someone was just messing with him. Oh well, one bad thing, one after the other. Things are bound to turn around for the good at some point, right?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 18

so stinkboi is not happy? tell him how unhappy the Rev is about him and his brother lounging around Chad in an air conditioned cafe. no sacrifice at all from our TWATs

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:01 pm

Since he seems to have more resources now for internet time and nothing better to do with himself, you could subject him to that new image loading device that Bosoman introduced yesterday.

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