ANOTHER TWAT!! Pyramid Pics- Stay tuned 4 Induction Ceremony

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:20 am

Then you can dollar chop all of them at one time in one big cluster! Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:41 am

^^^The TWAT will never chop their money. That is not their legacy.
They just want to spread the TWAT religion.

Laughing

congrats you guys. This mugu seem so cheerful. I want to see him with the same smile after
he starts his holy journey

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:34 pm

Quote:

DEAR BENJAMIN,

I HAVE COMPLETED THE MONUMENT OF FAITH TWICE AS YOU SAID,I WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATIVE IF THE HUGE BONUS WILL BE GIVEN TO ME TO ENABLE ME TO BUILD AN ORPHANAGE HOME IN MY PLACE AND NAME IT(TWAT)
I SHALL BE EXPECTING YOU HEAR FROM YOU.THANKS AND GOD BLESS TWAT.

BEST REGARDS,
MR BOLA MOSES.

I will post the pictures tomorrow. It is good, but not QUITE good enough.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:04 pm

Here is the updated one. Very nice, but still not completely correct. They will have to rebuild.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:09 pm

Great Work Jojo. Is it just me, or does that Eye look like it's about to topple on their heads?

Can we not get them to paint the pyramid too? Brown pyramids are so last week.

How about a pink pyramid? Or maybe turquoise, a jewel to rival God's own sky?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:11 pm

You could have one stand on top for the leap of faith into his fellow member's arms. With any luck, the whole thing would topple. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You have got to have him send you that outfit he's wearing. You know, not everyone can pull that look off.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:24 pm

^^^

Not anyone can pull that look off. I sent back a suggestion with some pictures of an old TWAT pyramid.

Quote:

Take a look at the other one. I have attached pictures so you can see what I mean. This is a very nice looking pyramid, it just has to be square. You don't want a shaky foundation do you? Your faith must be strong.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:11 pm

Impressive height and width on that pyramid. Even a shitty one like that took a lot of work to do. But of course, since he has to maintain it for one full year, it will need to be 3D.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

The pyramid is no good at all - the writing on each sack needs to be the same way up - its so messy otherwise

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:50 pm

that's a nice effort, but does the 'pyramid' have a near verticle edge on the right side of the picture?

i'll bet they can do better.

don't pyramids have passageways and chambers?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:44 pm

Oh, yeah, nice effort. But this reminds me of an old cartoon - Hannah Barbera's "2 Stupid Dogs."

The Drill Sergeant sounding guy who always yelled, "Well, isn't that sweet...BUT IT'S WRONG!"

Smile

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

I just noticed..they both have the most enormous feet and hands, must be all that running up and down the pyramid with heavy sacks Smile

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:54 pm

I have a few questions:

Are those his pj's or is that the official church-wear? Doesn't look acceptable to me.

I wonder what kind of trees those are in the background (perhaps fruit-bearing) and if he is a farmer. If he travels to meet church reps maybe he can bring some fruit (20lb sack of it) along as a token of appreciation... & no matter how rotten it gets he cant throw it away because that would be against their new religion & greatly offend the church folk.... Argh, just realized they might eat the fruit & use it to sustain themeselves... Bad idea... Maybe a fish (not salted or otherwise cured of course)

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:58 pm

Quote:

Are those his pj's or is that the official church-wear? Doesn't look acceptable to me.

Whatever the hell that hideous outfit is, I'm sure he'll be told explicitly that he should wear that when it comes time for him to travel to collect the money to start his church. Beyond simply looking like a complete moron, that looks like it would be incredibly uncomfortable in Chad heat, especially without a change of clothes.

We can probably bend the rules just once and allow him to wear that. His friend can wear the robe/sash.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:59 am

Who are they trying to fool? It obviously is not a full pyramid. If you want them to do more work on it, you don't even need to tell them to make it bigger; just tell them to take pictures of it from all 4 sides. They will be bagging sand all week before you get those pictures.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:05 am

^^ jojo sent some nice pics from different angles to show him what to do. What's so funny to me about these pics, is that every set that comes in can be used to strengthen other baits. I mean how much more credibility can you get than a couple different sets of pics of lads building pyramids to send to your new lads? Especially when they're smiling Smile

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:16 am

I think that the robe he is wearing must bear the eye to make it official.
All TWAT members must have an outfit with the eye.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:30 am

Professor So And So wrote:

What's so funny to me about these pics, is that every set that comes in can be used to strengthen other baits. I mean how much more credibility can you get than a couple different sets of pics of lads building pyramids to send to your new lads? Especially when they're smiling Smile

yup that was the original idea. I must say I am very impressed with how much TWAT has been spread since I was gone. It has grown to viral proportions. Now I can just sit on my ass, have a drink, and watch the action. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:33 am

^^ You've got mail, BTW.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:28 am

That bloke on the right looks like he's been shat on by a flock of buzzards that have been eating currant buns.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:40 pm

juju4u wrote:

I wonder what kind of trees those are in the background (perhaps fruit-bearing) and if he is a farmer. If he travels to meet church reps maybe he can bring some fruit (20lb sack of it) along as a token of appreciation... & no matter how rotten it gets he cant throw it away because that would be against their new religion & greatly offend the church folk.... Argh, just realized they might eat the fruit & use it to sustain themeselves... Bad idea... Maybe a fish (not salted or otherwise cured of course)

You know, that really is a great idea. I think I will use that some time.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:20 pm

Hahahahah! These lads are trying to pull a fast one. Well, I asked for proof that the pyramid is indeed square. SO, I did the obvious and asked for pictures of the side. This is what I get:

Quote:

SUBJECT: THIS IS THE BACK VIEW.

FIND THE ATTACHED FILE.

Here is the full sized pic:

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Moses/monument_of_faith.back_view..jpg

Of course, I politely asked for a side view. I have still not heard the first bit of whining from these gents.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:40 pm

maybe they don't know what an actual pyramid looks like?

maybe they should travel to see one?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:51 pm

Okay, I need some opinions on this. I just got in a picture from our lads that claim to be the side view. It looks a little chopped to me, but it could be a glitch in the camera or something, because if this is a photo chop, then they did an incredible job.

Here is the original:

http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Moses/monument_of_faith_side__view.JPG

There are just a couple of spots in the photo that are slightly off. The obvious one is the tree in the left side of the page. However, this is a view that is not in any of the other pictures and it really does look natural. I need some opinions here.

EDITED TO ADD: The runaround time for the request of the side pictures was only an hour or so. It was not long at all. So, you have to take into account that bit of information if you think it was chopped. I'm inclined to believe that it is real.

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