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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:07 pm

How meny lads does it take to reshingle a house?
it depends on how thin you slice them.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:33 am

Q: What do you get when you cross a crack-whore with a lad?
A: Nothing. There are some things a crack-whore won't do.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:52 am

Seven of Nine wrote:

Q: How can one fill a BMW X5 with 100 lads?

A:

Quote:

Cremate them.

Put in their typing hands

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:54 am

Your lad is so hairy, he has to shave the tub after he takes a bath.

Your lad is so smelly, cats try to bury him when he goes to the beach.

Your lad is so stupid, when someone said it was chilly outside, he ran out there with a spoon.

Your lad is so nasty, the dirt from his balls would cover 1,000 acres.

Your lad is so ugly, when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:59 am

Q. How can one fill an X5 with 100 LADS?

A. Tell them there is a $1.7M prize, "100% risky free gauranted" for the first team to get 100 people in there. They'd soon find enough small bois to fit.

Of course then you'd have to fumigate your X5. But it might be worth it to see them scramble.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 1:21 pm

The true story behind penis dissappearings:
Two lads are waiting at a doctor's cabinet.
Sitting there, waiting, they start to make small talk. Finally, one of them asks the other why he is there. The lad says, "My penis has some large green spots all over"
The other says: "Mine too, but are red, not green"; Then he goes to see the doc.
He comes out in 5 minutes, happy and relieved. The other one asks him: "How was it?"
"Oh, it was not such a big deal. The doc just used a Kleenex and some peroxide and the spots were gone!"
The other lad goes in. The doc stares at his penis, looks again, looks trough a magnifier and then says:
"This is no good. We have to AMPUTATE!"
Scared shitless, the lad says: "But doc, the lad that was before me said you just used a Kleenex and some peroxide to fix his penis!"
Then the doc says: "Me lad, there IS a difference between LIPSTICK and GANGRENE!"

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:15 pm

A lad and a baiter are fighting in a garbage dump. Who wins?

The lad- he has the home advantage.

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:18 pm

What's the difference between a Lad and a bucket full of shit?

The bucket.

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:32 am

A lad walks into a WU...

*crash* The door was locked!

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:47 am

Why did the mugu cross the road?
To get away from the Axe Man!

Why did the mugu cross the road?
To collect his money from Western Union before Mr G0mer chopped his dollar*
*Of course, he was too late!

Why did the mugu cross the road?
To catch a bus for Chad!

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:55 am

mzda wrote:

What do you call 100 lads at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start ??????

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:47 pm

Two lads are walking down the street.. one walks into a bar...the other one ducks.
I know its lame but the bright side the 2nd lad falls down a open manhole and drowns in raw sewage

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:51 pm

Quote:

I know its lame but the bright side the 2nd lad falls down a open manhole and drowns in raw sewage

Isn't that a Lad's normal environment?

(Remember my joke about a Lad and a bucket full of shit?)

Edited because of something ChainYanker spotted... Embarassed

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:30 pm

Bucket of shot? No, I don't remember that one. Laughing

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:42 pm

Freudian slip, CY - they should be (both shit and shot).

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:46 pm

Naw- waste of perfectly good bullets. They should be drowned instead (perhaps in the aformentioned bucket of excrement).

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:56 pm

I agree about the drowning them in shit...

However - a while back I submitted an idea to Mythbusters about testing if it's possible for three people to be killed by the same bullet (quoting a scene from the third Indiana Jones movie, and citing a real-life case of a New Guinean soldier who claimed to have killed three Japanese soldiers with one round - and had witnesses). All we need are six Lads, one Luger P-08, and a Lee-Enfield rifle, and we could stage a test for each event...

Hmm - Lad Mythbusters...

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