The RED taxi!! The RED TAXI!!! Remy is PISSED!

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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:57 pm

OOOOOO Remy is PISSSSSSED! Laughing

Sent this to Minge 3 times.

Subject 1 - Make you read this mail very very very carefully ok
Subject 2 - Make you read this mail very very very carefully ok
Subject 3 - Listen carefully on what you said about me.

Quote:

Dear Minge,

Listen carefully on what you said about me. Why should you say that I am responsible for what is happening to you and never you say such thing to me because I am always straight in what ever I do. You refused to listen to me and took a blue taxi and how can you take a taxi by that particular time since you do not know where you are? Answer that question. What proof that you are in Cote D�Ivoire since big lady like you do not know where you are staying do not think that this story sound stupid.

Today, I am surprise that you call me in the day time not in the middle of the night. Try to be truthful to yourself because I am begging to doubt you because you know that you are hard lady to deal with so why should be kidnapped and why is that every time we are trying to get closer, you always have problem. Check yourself proper and ask yourself question about your life.

Point of correction for your word, I did not know you because of your money and since I know you it is one problem to the other and I have never have problem with people since I was born. You said that it is your money that interest me, please take your money ok and leave me alone because you put me into trouble here which I do not know how to get out of it.

If really you want to help me, you could have sent me money so that I will meet you there to start business with you despite that you do hard business and let me ask you, you said that the ship left America for two weeks to get to Africa, how can that be possible and I asked people in the TIN CAN ISLANDE that did they see any lady that drop here from America, they said no and you called me and inform me that you did not come from America, then where did you come from and your story have make me not to believe you anymore. For your information, I do not like you because of your money because since I know you it is one problem to another and you have never, never sent me money and I have never collect your money since I know you so if you are saying a word try to know what you are saying and stop that nonsense which you just said right now. The first time you send me money which I was unable to collect and since I was born, such thing have never happen to me, who sure if you send the money.

How can a big lady like you who do hard business do not know where you are staying what proof that you are in Africa. When you are in the line of truth, if you seek my help I will but if you continue to deceive yourself, count me out, do you understand? You put me into big problem here which I do not know how to solve it.

Remy.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:29 pm

Priceless

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:42 pm

Quote:

you are hard lady to deal with

Yay, Weasel! Very Happy

Quote:

You said that it is your money that interest me, please take your money ok and leave me alone . . .

If really you want to help me, you could have sent me money

So, what is next in store for little Remy? He seems to be in a big problem. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:55 pm

What a beautiful letter.

I don't understand why Remy does not believe you. I think you should turn things around and tell Remy
that is is you who does not believe him. What proof does he have to show that he really did go and try to find you.

I hope that this time you are going to try and help him. I wonder what kind of trouble Remy has gotten him self into.

Fantastic bait weasel clapping

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:13 pm

rumbero wrote:

I wonder what kind of trouble Remy has gotten him self into.

Hopefully homeless. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:21 pm

Quote:

The first time you send me money which I was unable to collect and since I was born, such thing have never happen to me, who sure if you send the money.

Translation: I am a scammer, I am accustomed to collecting my victim's money at western union, I do it often!

This one deserves double-punishment; should be well funded for travelling.

Great bait clapping

- Thanks for the audio Thumbs up

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 14

"He whipped me with rattlesnakes!" ---> absolutely priceless

Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:16 pm

Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:44 pm

Quote:

leave me alone because you put me into trouble here which I do not know how to get out of it.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:55 pm

Shot off an email to him last night.

Quote:

Remy,

The driver is letting me email you. He is keeping me in Sab Pedro against my will. I don't know what he wants because he hasn't touched the money or the diamond. My time is up now.

Minge

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:28 pm

Weasel, Minge has to escape at all cost. Don't forget to steal the laptop.

or he has taken you to some remote place were you manage to escape.
Remember those Karate lesson will finally pay off. Knock the crap out of your abductor and run, run, run.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:29 pm

Pooooooooor Remy..

Got all these TODAY. Laughing

2x

Quote:

Dear Minge,

Thanks for your mail which I read today but also thank God for his protection because I do not know how I can help you without knowing where you are staying. If the driver is letting you to email me, while can�t he let you to go. He did need neither the money nor the Diamond, and then what did he need from you? Do you know the kind of problem you put me into here in this country and do you know how I went to Nigeria without seeing you there?

Where is Sab Pedro? I am totally confused about your journey because I do not understand anything anymore from you. You said that what interest me is your money but I want you to know that that is not true and what connection do you have with that man, try to be sincere with me because I am begging to fear you not that you will kill me but your story sound strange to me.

You said that the man do not need the money nor Diamond but when I talked to the man the day you claimed that you people are coming to meet me, do you know what he told me, that I should forget the money and you and that the money belongs to him. Since he said that the money belong to him, why did he refused to make use of the money since then and how do you manage to eat since you claim that you are in Cote D�Ivoire? Minge, your story sound strange to me because I am begging to doubt you. I do not know who I am dealing with and you never one day tell me about your family even to the extend some people claim to be your family members calling me that they went to your house and see my telephone number asking me about you. Do you know what I passed through in the hand of the people who claimed to be your family members?

I asked you question about them all but you refused to tell me anything about your family and how can we cope with this type of situation without knowing each other very well.

I will stop here until I read from you and since you have the money, try to buy this country telephone line because it is so cheap and send it to me so that I will know that you are here and I will use it to call you.

Why is that every time you always have problem with people whenever you are getting closer to me, answer the entire question which I asked you.

Message from,
Remy.

Quote:

Dear Minge,

After reading from you, I just want you to know that here there is a place called SAN PEDRO and I do not know the one which you call Sab Pedro.

Your friend,
Remy

Oh, pardon me. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:45 pm

Hahahaha, clever detective, this one! So, is Minge going to make her escape to Simba Camp? You scored big time with this knucklehead!! Thumbs up

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Oh dear..."Do you know what I passed through in the hand....." so thats where the driver went. Remy needs to be really careful.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:47 pm

Remy never made a typo in his life...the "b" is right next to the "n" on the keyboard. Bet it took him all day to figure that one out, or another lad told him. And he still wants you to type it out again as san pedro, so there will be no mistake. haha!

Minge must flee to Liberia, at all costs! And no more typos, Minge, Remy's brain can't handle the workout. Laughing

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:06 pm

Why can't Remy understand life as it is? Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Dear Minge,

Give me the number of the hotel where you stay in san pedro. Because you cannot tell me that you are living around the street now. I want you to give me the hotel number.

Remy

Minge gets kidnapped.. Does he think she's being held at a Hilton? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:26 pm

If it's a hotel he wants .. why not give him one? Very Happy

Take a pick: http://www.annuaire-cotedivoire.com/en/travel-and-tourism/hotel-industry-hotels/san-pedro/

Of course you didn't register as Minge .. so he can call away as much as he wants ..

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:38 pm

I think for that for the first time Remy is getting a little suspicious. Very Happy

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 3:53 pm

^^ Exactly .. One wonders why Laughing

.. Giving him a hotel phone number should get Weasy some mileage though ..

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 10:35 pm

Hey, Minge can't get a hotel number, but she took a pic with the kidnapper's camera and can send that to Remy. There is a little sign...maybe he can make it out. (Sorry, but premium membership upload of pictures in not working right now, or I'd post it here.)

@Weasel, if you pm me an email address to send the pic to, I'll send it to you. It's near the beach! Nice place. Very Happy

EDIT: here's the pic I found.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:17 pm

I haven't emailed him at all. In pure Remy style, he emails me.. This is the subject line, only.

Quote:

I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE CONCERNING MY QUESTION AND THE HOTEL TELEPHONE NUMBER?

There was no email body.. Rolling Eyes

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 12:17 pm

Remy still sounds a little annoyed, and he is quite a demanding pet.
Time for a little slap! The man has no sympathy for Minge, at all, the selfish prick. Wink

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

The sign says "PISCENE" at the top, as in French for "swimming pool."

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 3:00 pm

Thanks for the translation, bunnyrabbit. I couldn't even make out the letters. Well, I guess if you are going to be kidnapped, this is the kind of place you would like to be taken to. I hope the taxi driver lets her take a dip in that pool naked, and Minge tells Remy all about how wonderful he is treating her now...maybe they even fall in love. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:43 am

bunnyrabbit wrote:

The sign says "PISCENE" at the top, as in French for "swimming pool."

TBH I don't think they should encourage people to do that in swimming pools. PISCENE them that is ..

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