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Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:15 am

Maggie was exactly right... I mean, if there is no driver, he doesn't need MG. He can just wait to see Cravin Morehead.

YW is spot on. These TWATs have unlimited funds as far as we are concerned. I mean, they might as well just hop in the car and drive there.

One beautiful thing is that Kryall and Reaper have lads either in or arriving in N'djamena as I type. Wouldn't that be neat, if they all got to Abeche? But we wouldn't tell them. I mean, they could just be sitting in the same cafe (as it is the only one in Abeche, so I hear. Maybe one of them could be told about a theif, named Adamu, who frequents that cafe. I mean, that would be funny. THey could beat the crap out of each other. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

(full quote removed, the original is right there ^^^) - JF

YES! Tell them Adamu is that mean dolla choppa with the white robe and pink sash.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 2:46 am

Sorry, another thing that just made me laugh that I thought about. We thought that maybe, once it is pretty much done, just telling him we found someone else. Someone that didn't think Chad was just a vacation spot. Someone back in Nigeria. And that we had out Lagos missionary meet him. Mr. Charles something or other.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:06 am

^^

Now that is truly evil. I expect no less from you! Very Happy

Chuck Norris Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 1369

@ jojo. Of course. I mean it's pretty obvious that he's not taking any of this seriously and he's just goofing off the whole time. Clearly he doesn't have the right motivation or work ethic to be successful in TWAT.

Also, his lack of compassion just rubbed me the wrong way. I mean, with him failing to even acknowledge that atrocity with the pizza, or with the wine? Such an insensitive and uncaring person. It's all about him, him, him. Mr. Charles would totally understand your anguish and commiserate that, yeah, extra meat on pizza when you didn't even order it is truly egregious. I mean what kind of man would not offer his condolences over such a thing? Pathetic, and it just sickens me the way he continuously ignored your pleas for sympathy.

If only Adamu had been a bit more on the ball about things, a bit less of a slacker, and a bit more compassionate. But he wasn't, so he brought it all on himself. It just wasn't meant to be.

Seriously, though--that sounds great, and would be well and truly funny. It brings a smile to my face even thinking about it. I'm sure however it plays out will be excellent, seeing as this thread just continues to deliver on every level.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:04 am

I know this is kind of a repeat. But it is really late and this just seemed funny to me, because I did actually go to a nice restaurant tonight and eat too much steak. So, I send this:

Quote:

SUBJECT: Urgent Status Information- Please read and respond!

I have to tell you this. I went to eat at a steakhouse tonight. Ah, it was crazy. I ate so much food that I was sick. I had to come home and lay in my bed. Then, it was too cold in the room, so I had to call my servant into the room to lay a blanket on me. I just needed you to know how much I am suffering. You are not the only one Adamu. I'll get back with you tomorrow on these issues. But I have to sleep off all of this food. Please respond and let me know some comforting words.

I just loved Prof's subject line of one of the emails he sent him. It was so urgent sounding, but there was absolutely nothing of use in that entire email. This is just kind of like round two. I am going to get SOME kind of reaction out of him.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:15 am

^^ hahahaha!!! I just walked in the door to that. Priceless. Readnotify confirms it read too. I'll edit this if he replies. God, I'm dying over that.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:56 am

Here are a couple of lame-ass e-mails that just came into the Dover acct. At least he's offering Father Jojo a little more attention about the Steak debacle. The thing is, I have totally lost interest in this stupid "I have escaped the driver" game. Oh well, good thing it is some holiday over here in the US. What is the holiday, anyway?

Stupid TWATs wrote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
IT IS A PITY TO HEAR THE SAD NEWS OF THE DEATH OF ERIC, MAY HIS GENTLE SOUL REST IN PEACE AMEN.
WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH BUT AS A FATHER THE GOD ALMIGHTY WILL STREIGHTING YOU AND GIVE YOU AND GIVE YOU MORE GRACE TO CARRY THE WORK OF GOD AHEAD AMEN.
NOW MY SITUATION HERE THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT WE HAVE ESCAPE FROM THE DRIVER AS HE DRIVER TO NDJAMENA LAST WEEK. WHERE WE ARE HIDING IS AN UNDISCLOSE PLACE THAT NO ONE WILL KNOW THAT WE ARE THERE.
WE MOVE EARLY TO THE CAFE AND SEND EMAIL TO YOU.PLEASE REV DOVER,TRY YOUR BEST POSSIBLE MEANS TO SEND THE MONEY GRAM FAST SO THAT IT CAN ENABLE US TO TRAVEL TO ADRE BECAUSE YOU HAVE KNOW THAT HAMDAN IS A KILLER AND OUR LIVES IS IN DANGER.
PLEASE SAVE OUR SOUL , SO THAT WE SHOULD NOT DIE HERE IN ABECHE CHAD.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERETION AND WAITING FOR THE MG.
MAY GOD ALMIGHTY STREINGTH YOU AND GIVE QUICK RECOVERING AMEN.

Quote:

Dear Rev Dover,
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your message,we were surprise to hear the sudden death of Eric. We pray may his gentle soul rest in peace amen.
I am also praying for you and your family that God will give you Good health and quick recovering from sick;
Please rev Benjamin, as you said that today is a holiday in Us you can check and try if the MG office is open and send the MG today so that i can pick it today and travel to adre.
Please you know that our lives is in danger here because we are from the driver and hamdan;please send it before the driver will come back from ndjamena;
thank you and God bless you Amen;

Man did he ever blow it today with all of his bullshit. I think we were even planning on sending him a MG until he started in with this story. He's only hurting himself when he does that, sheesh.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

HAHAHAHA I love Jojobeans idea that they could all meet up - a little lad party how lovely - now that would be really something Laughing

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:08 am

Yeah, I loved Jojo's idea as well. Make them all each others enemy somehow. Laughing

Stupid TWATs wrote:

ESCAPE FROM THE DRIVER AS HE DRIVER TO NDJAMENA LAST WEEK.

You know, my lad is actually in N'Djamena now. Been there for about 2 days now. He may need a driver to Abeche...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:13 am

Just so everyone following this knows:

There won't be any lad meets going on unless we know that none of the new lads have money to get our lads out of Abeche. HOWEVER, it would definitely be funny to just kinda have all of these TWATs lingering around on Hospital road together. Eventually, I'm sure one of them would strike up a conversation with another. Maybe something about how cool one of their robes is or something.

If we CAN come at least CLOSE to confirming that Kryall's lads have no loot, then my oh my, get ready for some comedy! Laughing

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:10 am

If Reaper could get a picture of his lad then you could send that to Adamu and tell him that he is either Hamdan or just a random dangerous man that has been a menance to the brothers of TWAT for years.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:13 am

^^ Reaper's lad is a wuss, as we figured. He's now in Abuja. We'll see what happens with Kryall's lads.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 10:18 am

Tis true, my pussy of a lad has retreated after only spending 2 night in Chad. However, all is not lost as the pilot may be able to fly somewhere in Niger. He's already travelled all up, over 3k miles, I'm sure he' s still got it in him to go a few more measly...hundred.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:48 am

^^^^^

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That post just makes me laugh Reap. I don't care what the mods say about you, you're alright.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:16 pm

morbiczer wrote:

If they suddenly seem to have money that they didn't seem to have before, than the easiest explanation IMO would be that someone sent them some. Like a relative back from Nigeria.

I doubt it. They're most likely scamming other victims. They just suckered one in and got some spending money from them. This may mean they're almost ready to twig.

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And did they really ditch their driver? I don't think so. If you're online, and you *JUST GOT* an email from them, just ring the driver and say they're still at the cafe on hospital road, and they got some money so they can afford to pay him now. Put them back under "the hand" Smile

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:20 pm

^^ As stated earlier in the thread, they are NOT responding to any of our replies to their original format. We've been trying them from many angles, and they are not going for it. I don't see any 419 activity going on in their current situation. That's one of my favorite parts of this bait.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:21 pm

Whatever the final outcome, one thing is for sure- they won't be too happy about being TWATTED about all the way to Abeche.

Could be some citiations coming from these lads in the near future Laughing

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:34 pm

Stupid TWATs wrote:

WE MOVE EARLY TO THE CAFE AND SEND EMAIL TO YOU.

You can use www.timeanddate.com to see what time it was in Africa compared to the local time you got it, and see if even that part of his story is true. If it's not early there as they say, they're obviously not fearing any driver...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:37 pm

Well, they sent that around 9 AM Chad time. That's not too early, if you ask me, but it might be shortly after the cafe opens. We don't feel they're being honest with us, so today is a day of silent meditation for church officials.

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 12:57 pm

If they do get quite hungry, you could ship them some food/religious relics/or other supplies via PD. We have the same delivery standards in Chad as any other country we deliver to! Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Bloody typical of lads. Why must they be dishonest?

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:43 pm

LOL these mugus always seem to come up with money. They invent 100 excuses.
The great thing is that their greed keeps them stuck. They always add a bit more to any situation
so the baiter feels sorry.
Great job you guys. I have been trying to keep up with your fantastic safari

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:13 pm

To my inexperienced mind (or reasonable facimile) the obvious course of action is to give the driver a call. He should be a wealth of information.
StinkyBoi was very adamant that the driver should not be called. Why is that? He must have slept through that class at Mugu U that tought them that baiters don't take instructions from lads!
At the very least we can get the other side of the "escape" story.
Of course the driver could be told that our traveling lads received the $3000 and then the driver would be hunting them for his money. Naturally, the TWAT could lend the driver a hand (pun intended) to locate them by tipping him as to when they are at the internet cafe and whatever other information comes to light as to where they are hiding. It would sort of be a game of Mugu hide n go seek! A bit of fun in their otherwise shallow lives may help them pass the time. That may also motivate them to get on the road and get a few more miles behind them as they continue on this amazing safari.
Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:49 pm

I love how long this is going. Reapy, sorry to hear your lad turned around. Terrific work there! I had hoped he could meat the two stinky TWATs and they could be miserable, together....

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