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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Fri May 02, 2008 9:49 pm |
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That's right, we've been missing some good stupid humour recently, and cheap laughs is why I started baiting in the first place!
So here's the joke:
How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Submit your answers, or even make up your own lad joke and post it below! The winner will not only get the esteem of winning (somebody else can be the judge), but will also be eligible for a beeg sloppy kiss from Obi-Wan!
NOTE: All forum rules apply in this thread, so no racist / sexist / really graphic stuff. If you see truly offensive material here, it should be reported to Sheboppe by PM. If you post outside of the rules here, Sheboppe will beat the crap out of me for starting this thread and then tell me who you are. Then I'll find you, and I'm not a forgiving person. That said, it should be noted that lad-bashing is perfectly acceptable, and I don't think "stupid" is a race! |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:01 pm |
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How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, lads can't change anything.
I know its absolutely crap, but its the best I could come up with. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:02 pm |
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vaultdweller
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 211
Location: Vault 69
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:10 pm |
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1 lad need for light bulb change. 100 per cent risky free. |
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Mugatu
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 3773
Location: The star of India
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:14 pm |
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1: The lad.
2: The internet cafe owner to provide the duff light bulb fitting in the first place...
3: The Oga to give him the format on how to do it and the initial stages....
4: The senior lad to poke him in the right direction and soak up some of the potential new light....
5: And the victim who pays him $100 for the new light bulb. |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:17 pm |
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How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why would a lad change a light bulb, when he could be a TWAT. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Four.
- The Lad who contacts you to say that the lightbulb needs changing
- The Banker, who'll arrange financing for the changing of the lightbulb
- The lawyer, who'll arrange the appropriate documentation for the changing of the lightbulb
- The lawyer's secretary, who'll pick up the money sent via Western Union to pay for the changing of the lightbulb...
But then you'll be told they forgot to buy the ladder needed to change the lightbulb... please send...
So in the end the question should have read, How many lads does it take to NOT change a lightbulb? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:18 pm |
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What do you call 100 lads at the bottom of the ocean?
A SAFARI!!!! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:22 pm |
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What's the difference between a catfish and a Lad?
One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder - and the other's a fish. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:41 pm |
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How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?
I do not know, contact my barristar at [email protected] |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:55 pm |
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The problem with the lightbulb had defiled all treatment, do not feel sorry for the lightbulb as all lightbulbs have to die someday. This one burned out after only four days. Please contact the lightbulb's barrister at [email protected]. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri May 02, 2008 10:59 pm |
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How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's a trick question. Changing a light bulb is work so they wouldn't do it anyway. |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Fri May 02, 2008 11:19 pm |
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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE 1.00o,oooth person to change the lightbulb. Am honored to offer you 18,000,000 (eighteen million USD)
To claim you Prize please fill out following informations:
Name.................................
Age..................................
Occupation..............................
Phone/Fax number......................
Bank INfo....................................
Please we are entering agreement 100% confidential and risky free. Please be assured this is no illegal and am guaranteeing all payment to you, |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat May 03, 2008 2:49 pm |
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Lads don't need to change light bulbs. The internet cafe is bright enough, from all the monitors in the room. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat May 03, 2008 4:14 pm |
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I don't know
but bet they could send a nice trunk box to stand on so's you could change it yourself.
For a small fee of course. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat May 03, 2008 10:00 pm |
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One.
Once he has cut down the mugu that hanged himself from shame from the light fitting and then prized the WU receipt from his hand so he can read the mtcn.  |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008)  x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Sun May 04, 2008 1:40 am |
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What do you call 100 lads at the bottom of the ocean?
A SAFARI!!!! |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Sun May 04, 2008 2:27 am |
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Only one, but he will require you to wire his barrister $1500 via Western Union with an MTCN in order to cover for any unforeseen costs that may occur... |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Sun May 04, 2008 4:33 am |
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How many lads...
NONE-they're too fucking lazy!!!
One-but only if it's 100% risky free
Two-one to change it-and one to collect the WU payment for doing so
Three-one to change it, one to charge for it, and one to send the form authorising the change (RSOT inlusive)
Four-because it was a TWATLIGHT
Five-because YW and jojo told them to.
What do you call 100 lads in the ocean-shark bait.
Why were there 100 lads on the ocean floor-they were all looking for that damn Davy Jone's Trunk Box. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun May 04, 2008 5:40 am |
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Q: Why do they bury dead lads 12' deep instead of 6'
A: Because deep down, they really are good guys. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun May 04, 2008 6:48 am |
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This is great stuff!
Q: How do you save a lad from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why don't lads like b**w jobs?
A: Lads don't like any job.
Q: Why do lads have red eyes after sex?
A: Pepper spray. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun May 04, 2008 8:55 am |
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| How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb? |
The question is irrelevant. Everybody knows the internet cafe owner does it for them. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun May 04, 2008 9:07 am |
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Q: If you have three 419 scammers buried up to their necks in sand, where's the problem?
A: You need more sand. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Sun May 04, 2008 9:18 am |
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How many lads does it take to change a light bulb?
If the lad uses a fork and ensures that the current is live, then surely only one.
Caution: Experiment may need to be repeated ad infinitum to confirm theory. |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Sun May 04, 2008 9:35 am |
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Since everyone else is just taking racist jokes and inserting lad, i'll do the same.
What's the difference between a park bench and a lad?
A park bench can support a family of 5.
^ Thats a low blow [sorry] ^ |
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