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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Yeah, they're hosed. With all of the Internet cafes on Hospital road it's going to be impossible for the Reverends to find them.

He still didn't show any compassion concerning your pizza. It's always me, me, me with these two.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:33 pm

This cracked me up:

Quote:

We're very sorry about all of this, Adamu. $200,000 can make
people do things that are absolutely insane

Like going to Chad for a nice holiday without any money or spare clothing Laughing

This chat is indeed an instant classic. I wonder if there's an internet cafe in Adre, if they follow the instructions and flee from the Driver's Hand(Tm) we may never hear from them again...

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:41 pm

Quote:

JMRazor wrote:
Funny. You should have appended: "J'aime bien manger des cochons." or "I love to eat pigs." Might as well rub it in all the way.

I thought calling Allah a dog was sufficient, but maybe you are correct.

That is probably enough. Adding the part about eating pigs is sort of like saying "Your mon is a $2 prositute, and she has ugly toe nails." They could be killed for that note alone.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:46 pm

This guy is just providing us with too much fun. I mean, there is no end in sight either, which makes it even better. I just don't know how boring my life will be once they are gone. The thing is, this is all just a big string of events. It has not even occured to him that this whole thing is a hoax. which is just great. THIS is the victim mentality.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:48 pm

Once you send the newest members of TWAT to save their fellow TWATs, even more hilarity could ensue. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:59 pm

I sit here, trying to work, and in the back of my head I keep thinking of this stupid bastard out in the middle of nowhere, completely screwed, and I start laughing. Think of this....

1. He is being held captive by a pissed off driver who could easily turn him into the police if he wanted to.

2. Even if he were not being held captive by a person, he is in effect being held captive by the Sahara desert. It is hundreds of miles back to N'Djamena. He would die trying to walk back.

3. With no money of his own, food and water is going to be tough to come by, not to mention shelter.

4. Hamdan the Destroyer is running around out there, looking to gun down Adamu and his stupid brother. They must now be looking over their shoulder everywhere they go.

5. The only friends that he has are Jojo, the Prof and me, and of course, we are the last people that he needs as friends right now.

6. He has no phone to call home. The only way that he can contact anyone is via the Internet, and without his own money, cafe time is not an option.

7. They do not speak the local language. Getting anyone else to help them is going to be a huge struggle.

8. The city that they are in is far from safe. Abeche is well known for it's instability.

How is this NOT funny? Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:27 pm

Quote:

Adamu: I AM NOT A ROBBER PLEASE

Magnificent!

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^ yeawhatever
I know its a huge worry isnt it - what a mess they have got themselves into -anyway I just finished dinner, poured a large glass of chablis,am running a nice bath and sincerely hope that they will find a way out of it all

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:37 pm

^^^^ odd that I'm here enjoying a cold beer & debating what to have for a late supper, maybe a pizza (without the extra meat of course) Laughing

I wonder when/if these crazy lads ever get back home they'll ever get back behind a keyboard for scamming purposes again.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I just now realized that these lads are being very selfish with the church money. I mean, $3k for a simple trip to Chad? They must have taken a limo there and partied like it was 1999. Surely there's a Church per diem regarding travel? Something like $50 a day?

I bet the driver would love it if the church accountant got hold of their expense report and did some editing.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:42 pm

Buck Turgidson wrote:

^^^^ odd that I'm here enjoying a cold beer & debating what to have for a late supper, maybe a pizza (without the extra meat of course) Laughing

Please, don't mention extra meat. That has completely traumatized me. It has. Talk about a bad day. Crying or Very sad

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

In the highly unlikely event they ever see Nigeria again then I really hope they will have well and truly have learnt their lesson - and that others too hear of their experience.. who knows one day we might outnumber them
Enjoy your pizza - get an extra large with all the toppings - you can always throw what you cant eat Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:44 pm

Wouldn't it be great if we could send THEM a pizza? (C.O.D. of course) Can't manage to figure out a way to get them their damn money, but a pizza? Sure thing.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:45 pm

Please, no more pizza talk!

The horror...the horror...

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:52 pm

Guys - Your timing is TERRIBLE!!! I am about to go on a short vacation and will be off-line for about 4 days. Why does this always happen when a safari gets to the intense, final stages??

Anyway, JJ, YW, and Prof, as a personal favor to me, do you think you could slow things down a bit so that I don't miss anything???

Bruin

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:56 pm

Well, since the MG office is sooooooooooo far away from TWAT, we won't be able to send any money until Monday.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 8:58 pm

For anyone watching this thread that isn't aware of this, there is a movie poster competition going on here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=136869

The more the merrier!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:21 pm

YW - Good thinking!! I won't miss anything major if I am back late Monday.

And, I assume that the MG transaction can be counted on to go through without a hitch?

Bruin

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:26 pm

^^ Yeah, they say MG works perfectly there. It's the WU that has the problems. Confused

The funniest part is that the people at the WU told them that. It's amazing what WU has done for us with this bait. It's almost like one of us is behind the desk of these places.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:12 pm

Buck Turgidson wrote:

^^^^ odd that I'm here enjoying a cold beer & debating what to have for a late supper, maybe a pizza (without the extra meat of course) Laughing

I've just got back from the pub where I had a lovely evening with friends eating fine food and drinking good wine.

Smile

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:26 pm

Buck Turgidson wrote:

I wonder when/if these crazy lads ever get back home they'll ever get back behind a keyboard for scamming purposes again.

As for right now, they're probably not working any other jobs with the measly 30 minutes a day that has been rationed to them.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:43 pm

^^^
We have been periodically responding to their initial format as other "magas" and had no responses at all. Plus, we have also done a few other things to test them. I can promise you that their scamming activities have come to a screaching halt.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:50 pm

you guys kick ass.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:05 pm

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we won't be able to send any money until Monday

I think you mean Tuesday. Monday is the May Day public holiday when you TWATs have to gather for a huge feast. Razz

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:53 pm

The_Boobs wrote:

Buck Turgidson wrote:

^^^^ odd that I'm here enjoying a cold beer & debating what to have for a late supper, maybe a pizza (without the extra meat of course) Laughing

I've just got back from the pub where I had a lovely evening with friends eating fine food and drinking good wine.

Smile

I've just finished a tasty breakfast...

Actually YW's summary of the Lad's situation reminds me a bit of the situation the main character of Wake In Fright (novel and film) was in...

Quote:

John Grant is a teacher at a school in a small, remote town in the Australian outback. At the start of school holidays he plans to travel to Sydney to visit his girlfriend. To do so, Grant must journey to the nearby mining town of Bundanyabba (known as �The Yabba�) to catch his flight.

At The Yabba, Grant meets some locals, including a policeman, Jock, who strongly suggest he drinks beer non-stop to fit in, and introduces Grant to the local Two-up competition. Grant has a winning streak before losing all his money. Unable to leave The Yabba, Grant finds himself sucked into town�s hard drinking mentality and is forced to stay at the shack of a local alcoholic doctor, Tydon.

[From Wikipedia]

That doesn't quite convey the novel's evocation of an outsider, helpless and alone in an alien landscape, struggling to survive and being forced to abandon principles and dignity along the way.

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