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Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:01 pm

jojobean wrote:

Yeah, he realizes that Hamdan might have gone a little rogue on us. That was the plan. Astonishingly enough, he found that out for himself.

He is so focussed on the driver and the pending WU transfer that he seems to have lost track of the $200K, the plane and what Hamdan/Eric may have done with them. But if I were in his shoes it would certainly be first things first as well.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:08 pm

This chat was the funniest thing that I have ever seen. Ever.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:19 pm

Funniest thing ever? really?
Post it then!!!!!!! Don't keep us in a state of suspended terror.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:31 pm

I'm still laughing out loud from that chat! That was the BEST! I'm so glad I waited up all night for him to finally get his sight-seeing ass into the cafe again.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:34 pm

@ Trixi: Protect your keyboard now before you hit the "REFRESH' button again.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:55 pm

Don't keep us in suspense!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 3:56 pm

jojo is working on it. It's a pretty long chat.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:01 pm

@TUCO

Thanks hon - but I learned my lesson after drowning my mouse last night. (He's drying out nicely btw - I checked him into the priory)

No more beverages whilst actively reading a thread!

@Jojo

Post it dognabbit! Waiting with baited breath here (pun intended!)

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:03 pm

After about 10 minutes of trying to get a group chat with this guy, we had to resign and just do one with Prof and myself, as YW and Ook looked on. I play the part of Rev Phystme. Prof is Rev Dover.

Quote:

me: Yes
I am bringing in Rev Phystem
Phystme

Adamu: YOU KNOW I HAVE ONLY 30MINUES

me: One moment
Yes, I know

Adamu: I AM STILL WAITING

me: Are you paying attention>?
We have everyone ina group chat now
Can you not see that?

Adamu: OKAY

me: Can you see it?

Adamu: YES
PLEASE I AM NOT FREE

me: Why aren't you typing in there?

Adamu: DO SOMETHING SO THAT I CAN GO BACK TO NIGERIA PLEASE

me: Yes, that is why we're all here today

Adamu: OK

me: NOW, you need to help us get into the group chat together
I'm going to close this window

Adamu: OK

me: Don't open another one until I send you the invite
Then we will all be together

Adamu: OK

me: And we can figure this out

Adamu: OK
PLEASE DO QUICK

me: Okay, please wait

Adamu: BECAUSE OF IME

me: Stop typing for a minute
PLEASE

Adamu: OK

me: Close this window
There should be another open
Use that
Adamu???
PLEASE
ADAMUUU

Adamu: IS IT NOT THIS
YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT USE THIS BEFORE

me: There should be another window open for you
Forget it

Adamu: CAN I LOG OUT

me: No, don't log out
We can work from here
HELLO ADAMU

Adamu: OK

me: THIS IS WILLIAM
I WILL BE WRITING IN ALL CAPS
William will be using all caps

Adamu: OK
DO BECAUSE OF TIME PLEASE
YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY HERE
TO PAY

me: We understand that you have little time, so let's get to the point of
this conversation
How much time do you have left?

Adamu: OKAY REV
NOT UP TO 15MINUTES

me: OKAY
LET'S GET THIS GOING
LET'S HURRY
William, please talk with him first

Adamu: OK

me: DOES THE DRIVER STILL HAVE HIS PHONE?

Adamu: YES

me: OKAY
THIS IS GOOD
ADAMU
DID SOMEONE TELL YOU WHAT THAT FRENCH RECEIPT SAID?

Adamu: YES

me: WHAT EXACTLY DID IT SAY
OUR INTERPRETERS ARE WORKING NOW

Adamu: THEY SAID WHEN I GO TO THE WU BANK THAT THEY SHOULD
HOLD ME
BECAUSE I AM I THIVE

me: I told you, William

Adamu: I WAS SURPRISE

me: BUT WE HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT HAMDAN HAS
GONE ROGUE
Eric can not be trusted anymore
WELL, WE HAVE NOT HEARD FROM ERIC
BUT HAMDAN IS DEFINITELY BAD

Adamu: YES

me: DO NOT COMMUNICATE WITH HIM
We haven't heard from Eric in over a week
HE IS OUT TO GET YOU
OKAY ADAMU?
DO NOT EMAIL HIM
ALRIGHT

Adamu: THAT IS WHY I SAY MY LIFE IS IN DANGER HERE HERE

me: IS THE DRIVER WITH YOU NOW?

Adamu: IN ABECHE
NO

me: IS THE DRIVER IN THE CAFE?

Adamu: HE BROUGHT ME HERE AND LEFT

me: OKAY
He is trying to set you up to take the blame for him. He is stealing the
church's money and trying to have us believe that it is you that is
stealing it

me: OKAY
WE HAVE TWO PEOPLE COMING FOR YOU

Adamu: THAT IS RIGHT

me: CRAVIN MOREHEAD AND KARIM

Adamu: YOU ARE VERY CORRECT

me: THEY ARE A BIT NORTH OF YOU
LOOK ADAMU

Adamu: YES

me: HERE IS WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
We're very sorry about all of this, Adamu. $200,000 can make
people do things that are absolutely insane

Adamu: YOU KNOW CHAD
IS A REBEL COUNTRY

me: Yes, we know
YOU NEED TO ESCAPE FROM THE DRIVER

Adamu: YOU ARE RIGHT

me: RUN AWAY IN THE NIGHT
CAN YOU AND YOUR BROTHER DO THIS?

Adamu: I DONT KNOW WERE TO RUN

me: Does he lock you up at night?

Adamu: WHAT CAN WE DO PLEASE

me: We need you to get away from that driver

Adamu: YES

me: We have two men coming for you
WELL, CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL MEET YOU IN ADRE
Yes he does lock you up at night?

Adamu: PLEASE SEND THE WU
IMMEDIATELY
SO THAT I PAY THE DRIVER

me: THERE ARE PROBLEMS WITH WU IN CHAD
We're having problems getting WU to release funds in Abeche
WE HAVE BEEN TRYING

Adamu: AND YOU SEND ME

me: WE SENT THREE
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT WILL WORK
We have been trying for days

Adamu: TRANSPORT MONEY

me: Yes

Adamu: TO GO BACK PLEASE

me: THE PLANE WILL CARRY YOU BACK
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT
WE JUST NEED TO GET YOU THE $200K
You will meet with Cravin and Abdul to return home
We need you to collect the case
CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL BE RETURNING YOU TO NIGERIA
OKAY?
This is VERY important that you receive the $200,000
ARE YOU THERE ADAMU?
The driver is not the biggest worry here
ADAMU?

Adamu: YES

me: OKAY
LOOK

Adamu: BUT JUST SEND HIS

me: CAN YOU STEAL A BIKE?
TELL THE DRIVER THIS...

Adamu: MONEY SO THAT I HAVE FREE

me: WE ARE SENDING HIS MONEY TO N'DJAMENA

Adamu: OF MIND PLEASE
PLEASE SEND IT HERE IN ABECHE

me: ADAMU, LISTEN FOR ONE MINUTE
We've been trying for days
PLEASE
I NEED YOU TO DO A COUPLE OF THINGS

Adamu: SO THAT MY MIND WILL BE PLEASE

me: 1. QUIT PLAYING AROUND IN ABECHE. WE ALL WANT TO GO TO
ABECHE. THIS IS NOT A VACATION.

Adamu: I KNOW THAT

me: 2. TELL THE DRIVER THAT WE WILL SEND HIM HIS WU IN
N'DJAMENA. YOU NEED TO FLEE FROM HIM.

Adamu: JUST TRY AGAIN PLEASE

me: 3. YOU NEED TO STEAL A CAR OR A BIKE. YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
NEED TO RIDE TO ADRE TO MEET CRAVIN AND KARIM.

Adamu: PLEASE SEND IT HERE IN ABECHE

me: WE ARE TRYING
WE HAVE SENT THREE OF THEM ALREADY
BUT IT DOES NOT SEEM TO WORK
They haven't been allowing the transfer to pass through the system

Adamu: BECAUSE HE SAY HE WILL NOT GO ANY WHERE

me: We have been trying for days
WELL, YOU HAVE TO JUST LEAVE

Adamu: WITHOUT HIS MONEY PLEASE

me: IN THE NIGHT
I UNDERSTAND
Then you need to run from him
In the night
YOU NEED TO ESCAPE

Adamu: I KNOW TRY AGAIN PLEASE REV

me: We're getting very worried here
DON'T LET HIM HOLD YOU CAPTIVE

Adamu: I KNOW

me: DOVER, WITH EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH HIS
CAR HAS BEEN HAVING A BAD DAY

Adamu: PLEASE TRY PLEASE

me: HE IS STIL STRESSED ABOUT THE PIZZA
I have not been myself since that pizza
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT CAN DO TO A MAN?
But this just adds insult to injury

Adamu: I KOW IAM NOT SLEEPING

me: ADAMU...
Adamu, you need to escape fromt hat driver
BECAUSE OF THE PIZZA?

Adamu: SINCE I CAME HERE

me: YES
YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL
If we can't get the WU to process in Abeche, we need you to be free
from him
HAVE YOU HAD A BATH?

Adamu: I DONT KNOW ANY WERE TO RUN TO PLEASE

me: Run left

Adamu: SAVE ME

me: We're trying
But you have to listen to us
ADAMU
LISTEN
This is NOT a game
THIS IS NOT DISNEY WORLD

Adamu: I WORST I DONT HAVE MONEY

me: HAMDAN IS OUT TO KILL YOU
HE WANTS YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER

Adamu: IT IS NOT A GAME PLEASE

me: JOHN THE BAPTIST STYLE
OKAY
ADAMU
LISTEN

Adamu: I KNOW THAT

me: QUIT TYPING FOR ONE MINUTE
JUST LISTEN
OKAY

Adamu: PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE

me: YOU HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE DRIVER
STOP TYPING

Adamu: FROM THE HAND OF THE DRIVER

me: I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS
SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE

Adamu: OKAY
REV

me: OKAY, HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE TO DO

Adamu: YOU KNOW IT IS HAMDAN THAT TOLD ME

me: QUIT TYPING

Adamu: TO HIRE A VECHICL

me: SHUT UP AND LISTEN
STOP IT

Adamu: FROM NDJAMENA TO ABECHE

me: YES
SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND AND LISTEN
OKAY?
THIS IS WILLIAM

Adamu: IT IS TWO DAY JOUENRY

me: I AM TRYING TO TALK SOME SENSE IN TO YOU

Adamu: OKAY SIR

me: Adamu, you need to listen. Your time is running out
STOP TYPING UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT IT IS OKAY TO TYPE AGAIN
ALRIGHT

Adamu: YES

me: TONIGHT, AT MIDNIGHT, YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TO LEAVE
FROM THE DRIVER

Adamu: IT IS UP

me: WHILE HE IS SLEEPING, YOU ARE TO ESCAPE

Adamu: OK

me: Then you need to ask for more
HEAD EAST
TO ADRE
THERE IS A MAIN ROAD THAT GOES THAT WAY

Adamu: WE SLEEP TOGETHER Shocked

me: You sleep with the driver?
I thought you slept outside?

Adamu: OUTSIDE HIS COMPUND

me: And he sleeps out there with you?

Adamu: YES

me: THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO SNEAK OUT
You need to sneak away
Very quietly

Adamu: BUT IT IS FENCED
OK

me: We have many friends in Adre.
There is a fence?
YOU WILL BE SAFE IN ADRE

Adamu: YES

me: LOOK
HERE IS WHAT YOU DO
YOU ESCAPE WHEN HE IS SLEEPING

Adamu: LOCK WITH KEY
I DONT KNOW ANY WERE
OK

me: Can you escape right now?
Before he returns to get you?

Adamu: OK

me: IS YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU?
RIGHT NOW?

Adamu: BUT I DONT KNOW WERE TO GO

me: If your brother is with you, RUN right now

Adamu: OK

me: Head towards the direction the sun rises in

Adamu: BUT

me: Adre is to the East.

Adamu: PLEASE SEND THE WU

me: We have been trying everyday
ADAMU
WE SENT THREE
That's why we're so worried

Adamu: PLEASE

me: They're not letting it pass
YOU ARENT LISTEING

Adamu: YOU CAN COME HERE

me: ADAMU

Adamu: YOU TELL ME

me: We have Cravin and Karim waiting for you

Adamu: TIME HE WILL NOT SEE ME

me: They are there already
FOLLOW MY WORDS

Adamu: PLEASE TELL THEM TO COME

me: IS YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU NOW?

Adamu: BY TOMORROW

me: IS YOUR BROTHER THERE NOW?
They are in Adre waiting for you at our missionary station

Adamu: 10AM

me: Abeche is dangerous now. Adre is safe.

Adamu: AND PICK ME
THE DRIVER WILL NOT KNOW

me: ADAMU!!!!! IS YOUR BROTHER WITH YOU NOW?
ANSWER ME

Adamu: LET THEM COME TO THE ONLY CYBER CAFE ALONG HOSPITAL
ROAD Rolling Eyes

me: SHUT UP
ANSWER MY QUESTION

me: REALLY?

Adamu: IN ABECHE

me: THE ONLY ONE?
Go figure

Adamu: YES

me: OH
I THOUGHT THERE WERE MANY
Is your brother with you?
ADAMU
IS YOUR BROTHER THERE

Adamu: OUTSIDE

me: WITH THE DRIVER?

Adamu: PLEASE DO

me: OR IS THE DRIVER AWAY?

Adamu: THIS IS THE ONLY CAFE

me: We know!
I KNOW!!!!!

Adamu: HERE

me: YOU TOLD US THAT ONE MILLION TIMES
Is the driver there?
I UNDERSTAND
IS THE DRIVER THERE RIGHT NOW

Adamu: I WITH MY BROTHER WILL BE HERE BY 10AM

me: ADAMU

Adamu: WAITING FOR THEM

me: IS THE DRIVER THERE
YOU ARE NOT LISTENING

Adamu: PLEASE DO THAT FOR US PLEASE

me: IS THE DRIVER THERE

Adamu: NO

me: OKAY
HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
RIGHT NOW

Adamu: THANK YOU

me: LEAVE WITH YOUR BROTHER

Adamu: I WILL WAIT FOR THEM

me: STARTING WALKING EAST TOWARDS ADRE
NO
Run away, now
THEY ARE NOT MEETING YOU THERE AT THE CAFE

Adamu: PLEASE I WILL LOST PLEASE

me: START WALKING EAST TOWARDS ADRE
NO
THERE IS ONLY ONE ROAD THERE
There is only one road to Adre
OKAY?
It's very close
LISTEN, ADAMU

Adamu: I DONT KNOW THERE PLEASE

me: THESE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
STOP WHINING
THIS IS SO SIMPLE

Adamu: HELP ME

me: I AM TRYING
You didn't know Abeche before either. Now you know lots about it
YOU WON'T SHUT UP
LISTEN
ADAMU
YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TO ESCAPE RIGHT NOW
YOU WILL HEAD EAST TOWARDS ADRE
JUST KEEP WALKING
STEAL A BIKE IF YOU CAN

Adamu: MY TIME IS UP

me: LISTEN
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS
LEACVE WITH YOUR BROTHER
RIGHT NOW
Ask the cafe manager for more time
ESCAPE THE DRIVER

Adamu: I AM NOT A ROBBER PLEASE

me: This is not robbery
IT IS FOR THE LORDS WORK
He is treating you like a goat
You should not be locked away at night
We're very worried

Adamu: HE WILL NOT KILL ME
IF I PAY HIM PLEASE

me: You need to meet with Cravin and Kareem
ADAMU
LISTEN
JUST SHUT UP

Adamu: SAVE OUR SOUL PLEASE

me: YOU NEED TO DO THIS
LEAVE
RIGHT NOW
Just RUN
START WALKING TOWARDS ADRE
East
IT IS THE ONLY ROAD THERE
GO DIRECTLY EAST
WALK
CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL PICK YOU UP ALONG THE WAY
YOU HAVE TO START WALKING
THEY WILL BRING FOOD AND WATER
BUT THEY WILL NOT COME TO ABECHE
And popsickles
OH MY
ADAMU
LEAVE FROM THE DRIVER NOW
ESCAPE
YOU MUST
WALK TOWARDS ADRE

Adamu: IPLEASE LET THEM COME I AM FOR THEM BY TE4N AM PLEASE

me: IT IS EASY TO FIND
IT IS SAFE
THEY ARE NOT COMING TO ABECHE
THEY WILL MEET YOU 15 MILES EAST OF ABECHE

Adamu: PLEASE DO

me: ALONG THE MAIN ROAD
NO
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO ABECHE
THE DRIVER'S HAND WILL GET THEM
They refuse to go to Abeche
THEY ARE SCARED OF THE HAND
They said it's too dangerous there
SO, YOU WALK 15 MILES OUTSIDE OF ABECHE

Adamu: I AM FINSHED

me: They're used to the peaceful vibe of Adre
HEAD DUE EAST

Adamu: NO

me: TELL THE CAFE MANGER TO CHECK HIS EMAIL
YES
DON'T SAY NO
Don't give up now, Adamu
PLEASE
ADAMU
We're too close
HEAD 15 MILES EAST ON THE MAIN ROAD
Eric has really cause a lot of problems here
ADAMU
HEAD EAST

Adamu: HELP ME OUT PLEASE

me: I AM TRYING

Adamu: I AM DYING HERE

me: YOU ARE REFUSING
CHAD IS BEAUTIFUL
You're not listening!
ADAMU!!!!

Adamu: SAVE MY SOUL PLEASE

me: LOOK, AT MIDNIGHT
CRAVIN AND KARIM WILL MEET YOU ALONG THE ROAD TO ADRE
You need to get the hell out of that town. I know you love it
there, but PLEASE

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Oh

Dear

Lord....

Adamu is a talkative little guy, isn't he?

So the driver and his evil hand keeps the lads locked up at night and sleeps with them?

Yeah, they are screwed. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:17 pm

As I was posting this, another chat session occured, along with an email.

Quote:

Dear Rev Benjamin,
I am greeting you in the name of our Lord Jesus, i have seen the effort you have put to send the WU in abeche but the server problem,I make urgent move immediately and they told me that WU here in Abeche use to have problem, It is only MONEY GRAM MG that is perfect without problem
Please Rev Dover, save my soul from Abeche here dont send it through WU again use MG do that please,
You can now instruct the TWAT Account Session to send it through MG please, PLease Rev Dover, tell them to send 1000USD a day for three day please ALmighty God will Bless you and your family and the entire members of TWAT church in USA,
Immediately i log out the driver is here already waiting and asking me if you have send it i say no by tomorrow you will send it un failly then he was happy and he told me that i and my brother will not be threating again because i told him that unfailly you will use money gram to send it not WU again,
please Rev Benjamin, help me and save my soul as a TWAT church members please because what concern me concern everymember of the TWAT church too,
I am very happy to chat with you and the head of overseer of TWAT church,
please if they send the MG they should give me the name of the sender and phone number please for easy collection,
Thank you for your mutual cooperation and Almighty God bless you all Amen,
Best Regards,
adamu

I don't feel like cleaning this up:

Quote:

Adamu: PLEASE REV DOVER
12:00 PM me: hello
Adamu: I AM BACK TO INFORM YOU
me: yes
what are you informing me
THis is Dover
Adamu: THAT THEY SAID WU HAVE PROBLEM HERE
IT IS ONLY MONEY GRAM
THAT IS WORKING
PERFECTLY
12:01 PM me: Oh, so you want moneygram?
Adamu: PLEASE YOU CAN TELL THE TWAT ACCOUNT
SESSION TO SEND IT THROUGH
MG TOMORROW
12:02 PM PLEASE
THAT IS WHAT THEY SAID IS WORKING IN THIS ABECHE
me: We can see what we cn get done
Adamu: PLEASE SAVE MY SOUL
me: Adamu, the most important thing is this
Adamu: OKAY
me: Get to Adre
Adamu: I AM HAPPY PLEASE
me: Quit playing in Abeche
Look, you have to escape the driver
You are happy?
Are you in contact with anyone back home?
Adamu: I AM NOT PLAYING PLEASE
me: Have you talked to them on the phone?
Via email?
Adamu: ALL THE WAY FROM NIGERIA
12:03 PM TO COME AND PLAY HERE
me: I know, you went from Nigeria to play in Abeche
This is important work
not play time
Adamu: PLEASE REV THIS IS NOT A JOKE
I AM OUT SIDE ONE MONTH NOW
me: I know
12:04 PM We are trying to get this wrapped up
Adamu: YOU HAVE TO PITY ME PLEASE
me: We want to get this done
Adamu: PLEASE DO
me: Do you know how much of an inconvenience this is for me?
Adamu: I HAVE SEND YOU EMAIL
me: After that day with my pizza?
And you are asking me to pity you?
Do you know what it is like to get EXTRA meat on a pizza when you didn't order it?
Answer that
You haven't ever even mentioned that you felt badly for me about that
Adamu: PLEASE PITY ME YOU TOLD ME TO COME TO CHAD
12:05 PM me: Yes
I understand
We need you in chad
Adamu: I LISTEN TO YOU
me: Hamdan went rogue
That's not my fault
Adamu: AND I DO THAT
me: I guess I should have listened when everyone said not to send Hamdan
Oooops
Look, ADamu
You took a very long time to meet him in Abeche
stop whining
Chad is not that bad
Adamu: PLEASE HELP ME
me: I am trying
Isn't it festival season in Abeche right now?
But you won't listen
Adamu: IT IS TOO BAD FOR ME
me: Adamu
just listen
You have to do the following
Adamu: BECAUSE I DONT KNOW THAT THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH
me: Escape from the driver
He is going to kill you
Cravin and Karim will not come into Abeche because of Hamdan and the driver's hand
That is practically a death sentence
SO, what you need to do...
grab your brother by his testicles and get out of there
Adamu: PLEASE HELP ME MY BROTHER IS ALWAY CRYING AND HE IS NOT OKAY
PLEASE DO SOMETHING AND SAVE OUR SOUL HERE PLEASE

me: What is wrong with him?
he is crying?
Is he a little boy?
Is he sick?
What a wuss.
ADamu
look
leave
today
Abeche during the height of festival season is a major tourist attraction
immediately
Are you there Adamu?
I have some questions
are you there?
adamu?
What's taking so long?
bah
are you there?
Says he's offline

I think that was Prof and I doing the chatting. Either that or YW or Ook.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:19 pm

Edit: Repost of the Dover mail jojo added above removed

Well, I guess we're stuck messing up Money Grams for a few days or so.

Yeah, that was me with you in the chat you posted above, jojo.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:19 pm

OMFG! That was beautiful! Especially love the "Popsicles" bow_down

Is it just me, or when you told him to steal a bike, did anyone else picture this?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:20 pm

Wow. That put chills in my spine. Poor mugu, set out on a life of crime. Look where he ended up.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:21 pm

OMFG

Quote:

Adamu: I DONT KNOW ANY WERE TO RUN TO PLEASE

me: Run left

Fracking GENIUS!!!!!

I had Martha and the Vandelas in my head as soon as I read that "No where to run to baby, nowhere to hide..."

Well Done guys - he's utterly done, stick a fork in him.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Run left - Run left....too funny I am in pain I cant even type .....

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:24 pm

Amazing. You could take out everything you wrote to him, just read what he sent, and it would all fit. It's like he didn't even pretend to read anything you said to him. Mad

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

He is the biggest idiot in all of lad land -- it's just not right. Awesome job guys.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:02 pm

Quote:

THIS IS NOT A VACATION.

Adamu: I KNOW THAT

That whole chat is side-splitting hilarious. Very Happy

He never shuts up, does he? He just keeps saying the same thing over and over. Sheesh!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:03 pm

We were laughing so hard. When Prof said that about the popsickle thing, I nearly wet my pants. Seriously, my face and sides hurt from laughter.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:05 pm

Rev. Dover just sent this to Adamu...

Quote:

Brother Adamu,

This is a very frustrating day for me. I cannot believe that it is so hard getting money to you and your brother. This is supposed to be easy.

I have spoken to Rev. Phystme about all that has happened here. Here are his thoughts and instructions.

1. Since your personal safety is our number one concern, we want to be on the lookout for Hamdan, who is clearly trying to kill you. We have not heard from our trusted friend Eric for over a week now. We fear that something terrible has happened to him. We do not want anything terrible to happen to you. I have attached Hamdan's photo. If you see this man, do not approach him. Do not let him see you.

2. Leave Abeche at once. With Hamdan running lose out there, you are not safe. He knows that you are in Abeche. He knows that you use the cyber cafe there. It would be all too easy for him to find you there and kill you. Go to Adre. We have many friends there and IT IS SAFE! It is very easy to find and get to. It is a short journey to the East.

3. Leave the driver there in Abeche. He sounds crazy. Holding you like dogs? Not acceptable. Ordinarily, I would want to help him. But since he is treating you so poorly, there is no reason to be concerned about him any longer.

4. We are going to send you the money gram transfers that you asked for. This will take some time though. The closest money gram outlet is more than a day away. I am sending someone right now to take care of it.

5. In Adre, you will find Cravin Morehead. He is a trusted UNHCR member and helps TWAT a great deal. He is very scared to enter Abeche knowing that Hamdan is out there. He has access to a plane and will be able to get you wherever you need to go. Find him and get home.

Rev. Phystme is a very wise man. These instructions are his. Please follow them for your safety.

Blessings

Here is the photo of Hamdan that was attached.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 5:28 pm

Well, I had a couple of chats with Emeka the driver. His demeanor has DEFINITELY changed. The first call he kept saying MG was busted. Well, I called back hoping to speak to Adamu. I didn't get to speak to them. He basically said they were being "held" elsewhere. So, I decided to ask about their sleeping arrangements. This is a summary of what he said:

"I make them sleep outside. No bed. No pillows. Just the ground. They have no money, so they sleep outside. Locked up, with fence. I watch them until my MG arrives."

There was not a 'playful' tone to his voice either. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I have only been reading this thread for a few days, it's hilarious.

I was laughing at everything. For some reason this was one of my favorite lines.

Quote:

BECAUSE I DONT KNOW THAT THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:20 pm

Quote:

me: Adamu, you need to listen. Your time is running out
STOP TYPING UNTIL I TELL YOU THAT IT IS OKAY TO TYPE AGAIN
ALRIGHT

Adamu: YES

That chat is an Eater instant classic!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:26 pm

These lads give a whole new dimension to "being screwed" . There is absolutely no hope for them. The best thing is that they don't even know it Laughing

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