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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:06 pm

That's the funny thing about TWAT. Some are so taken by TWAT that they cannot resist entering it. It's sort of a vice I guess.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:13 pm

It must have something to do with the naive generosity shown by the organization.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:05 pm

That's just a bit too easy. I think the brother also has to fill out the TWAT entrance forms. Being in Chad, that would be the Arabic forms, to be filled with the help of the locals maybe .. just make sure there's nothing offensive in those questions ..

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:17 pm

OMG - you guys are just too evil! And you owe me a new mouse goddamn it - my old one just drowned in Coca Cola.

ROFLMAO. clapping

Maybe you could get them to look for a place to build a TWAT in Abeche... (the one that Adamu can be the Bishop of). Maybe even two.
I'm sure that there is someone who can put up a couple of TWATs there.
Cool

BTW - the article is Genius. Utterly twisted, but genius none the less.

Trixi
Wink

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I thought the evil driver was going to kill him with that hand if the money was not delivered today? Sounds like we've got a half-arsed alltalk driver. Tell Adamu that the power of TWAT is far greater than anything the driver can do. And to walk the streets of Abeche with head held high in total defiance of the drivers hand.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:33 am

dutchbait, that is a good idea. Instead of TWAT forms though, how about Western Union forms? I'm sure he would be more likely to emply the help of the locals for such a purpose if he thought it would get him money right away.

I know you guys already sent one fake WU form, but it didn't seem to have much effect. Maybe the Arabic translation was too bad. Do they speak French there also? Maybe try sending another one in French this time.

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Can't wait to read more about the TWAT saga! Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 12:53 pm

KeyserSoze wrote:

Do they speak French there also? Maybe try sending another one in French this time.

We did that. Someone translated it for him. We wrote this, but it didn't work. Sorry we forgot to mention this. Laughing

Ooops.

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE,THE CONTENTS IS WELL UNDERSTOOD.
PLEASE REV BENJAMIN, I APOLOGISE FOR THAT YOU KNOW I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY WITH ME HERE IN ABECHE CHAD.MOREOVER, IT IS THE DRIVER THAT USE TO PAY FOR ME FOR 30MINUES BECAUSE HE DONT TO HEAR ANYTHING EXPECT I PAID HIM HIS FEES.
I GOT THE REPORT OF THE TWAT ACCOUNT THAT THE WU SERVER IS DOWN BUT I THINK THAT BY YESTERDAY OR TODAY I WILL RECEIVE THE WU.PLEASE REV DOVER, HELP ME SO THAT I WILL BE FREE FROM THIS DRIVER HAND PLEASE BY NOW I SURPOSE TO BE IN NIGERIA, I HAVE SPENT HERE IN CHAD ONE FULL MONTH WITHOUT SEEING MEMBERS OF TWAT CHURCH IN NIGERIA YOU KNOW I DONT WANT THEM TO SEE US AS SOME ONE THAT IS NOT SERIOUS PLEASE.
YOU KNOW TWAT CHURCH IS NEW IN NIGERIA AND I DONT WANT MY MEMBERS TO RUN AWAY PLEASE, DO SOMETHING THAT IS YOU CAN INSTRUCT THE TWAT ACCOUNT SESSION TO PAY IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT WASTING MORE TIME PLEASE.
I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT MY LIFE IS IN DANGER HERE IN ABECHE BECAUSE HAMDAN IS THREATING ME Laughing

. HE WANT ME TO BE DETAIN HERE SO THAT YOU WILL NOT FOUND ANYTHING WRONG FROM THEM.
PLEASE REV BENJAMIN,I WANT YOU TO TRANSLATE THIS FRENCH TO ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAMDAN SENT IT TO ME YESTERDAY, HE WROTE IT IN FRENCH LANGUAGE AND TOLD ME TO WRITE AND TAKE IT TO THE WU HERE IN ABECHE.BUT IT WAS LATE FOR ME TO GO

Adamu-

Head to WU with the following note:

Attention, c'est un vol. Ne bouge pas. J'ai une bombe attach�e sous mes vetements. Si vous bougez ou essayez de crier au secours je vais nous tuer tous au nom d'Israel. Mettez tout votre argent sur le comptoir et reculez-vous.
Allah sera vaincu car il est un chien puant. Je d�teste des musulmans et je pense que Mecque est un trou d'enfer.

You need to HAND WRITE THIS NOTE. Do not print this out. Do you understand? This should get the WU transfer thing squared away where you can withdraw $1,000 per day.

PLEASE REV DOVER, SEND THE WU IMMEDIATELY MY LIFE IS IN DANGER HERE IN ABECHE PLEASE.
PLEASE BY 1PM I WILL BE HERE AND PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE WU BEFORE 1PM SO THAT I CAN START TO PAY THE DRIVER PLEASE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR CONCERNED AMEN.
ADAMU

For every non-French speaker, that reads something like this:

Quote:

Attention is theft. Do not move. I have attached a bomb under my clothes. If you move or try to shout for help I will kill us all in the name of Israel. Put your money on the counter and back yourself.
Allah will be defeated because it is a stinking dog. I hate Muslims and I think Mecca is a hell hole.

We are waiting for him to get on chat right now, but he must be busy enjoying the sites and sounds of Abeche.

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Funny. You should have appended: "J'aime bien manger des cochons." or "I love to eat pigs." Might as well rub it in all the way. Wink

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:06 pm

So wicked. Vous boirez votre urine dans un autobus commercial!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:06 pm

JMRazor wrote:

Funny. You should have appended: "J'aime bien manger des cochons." or "I love to eat pigs." Might as well rub it in all the way. Wink

I thought calling Allah a dog was sufficient, but maybe you are correct. Laughing

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:09 pm

Quote:

Attention is theft.

Should be more like: 'Attention, this is a robbery.'

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:11 pm

That's what it really said I think. That was done through a translator, so that might not translate exactly as I want it.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

"c'est un vol" == it is a robbery

"ce c'est un vol" == this is a robbery

But hell, JoJo can barely speak English so we shouldn't expect much of him!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:20 pm

For the record my lady, I did not write that. Two very helpful members helped me write that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Nice to throw them under the bus like that JoJo....why don't you just name them so you can really show your appreciation. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:27 pm

I personally like the translation. I think they did a fantastic job. It definitely got ADamu's attention. We were trying to lose Eric an Hamdan. I am really surprised he figured it out on his own.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:33 pm

LOL I wonder whats gonna happen..

im excited to see this play out

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So what's next? Perhaps you could have the good Reverend come down with a case of gout from all the rich food he has been eating, delaying the payment until he is released from the hospital?

I'm curious as to how in the hell these guys haven't been killed yet. They've stood outside the cafe holding a sign degrading Muhammad (allegedly), given the clerks a note degrading Mohammad (allegedly), and now they are giving the WU clerk a holdup note. The fact that these guys are still alive means that these are the two luckiest bastages in the world.

(Wait for irony to sink in......)

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 1:43 pm

We're going to try to separate the boys from the driver. All the driver is doing now is messing things up for us.

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One thing I'm not clear on is whether they appreciate the fact that Rev. Dover thinks they are back in Nigeria -- that "scandal" seems to have fallen by the wayside....?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:05 pm

@JMRazor - Dover now believes that they are in Abeche, and Eric/Hamdan are lying. Dover believed their story after they sent the pics.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:06 pm

Yeah, he realizes that Hamdan might have gone a little rogue on us. That was the plan. Astonishingly enough, he found that out for himself.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:46 pm

hehehe....
this is still going strong!
you guys rock!
and those guys are gonna get rocked!
rock on!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:56 pm

We are in a gang chat with him right now. I nearly choaked on my Power Bar laughing. Jojo will post the log when this is over.

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