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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:13 pm

Background: Started about a month ago...

S0ng Li's last name looked familiar to my 75 year old widowed butcher from Chicago, it turns out "Doug Li" is S0ng's "Uncle Doug" who I met back in 1978 on a Peace Corps trip to Hong Kong wow, they are related!! But Doug Li has become ill in London and they needed 3 Grand for his surgery.

This set into motion, a series of events...and responses

1. My grandson rear ended another car when taking me down to Western Union.

He was kind enough to recount what happened after my poor old baiter forgot what was going on.

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Ok let me start from telling you that the first payment you were surposed to make was tobe western union,On your way to the western union your grandson had an accident which deprived you from sending the fee $195 via western union. crying

You now sent a check to our office address at Washington Dc which i told you to call back that we only receive payment via moneygram and western union. Laughing

oops, my bad

You now went to moneygram and lady helped you to send the money via moneygram and at the end of the day you sent only $190 and you sent 9digits refrence number to me which i wrote you and told you that it was wrong that you should scan the payment slip and resend it to me .

I painted the refrence number colum red when i sent to the email to correct it and i send you the email twice.

oops, my bad...again I had a senior moment

2. I won the UK Lottery and sent 1,000 dollars to claim my funds which I could save my friend Dougs life.

One of his many angry responses:

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You are involving yourself into some kind of sheet,How can you say you wan a lottery and you are expecting funds from your winning lottery to save my uncles life.

What do you take me for, A fool or what,look if you do not want to assist your friend my uncle financially to save his life fine then you can forget it.
I told you that some body is critically ill and we need to save his life and you are telling me that you will send the money when your lottery money is paid to you.

Please if you want us to continue with our business, You must quit every transaction or dealing you have with any body.

Since you do not want to listen to my advise fine,go ahead when you waste your money on the fucking lottery that you are sending money for and getting nothing your eyes will be open wide to see what you have done to yourself.

Please be careful with the kind of people you discuss me and my uncle with because of security reasons

Well this spooked my character so much that he needed to flee the city for a cabin in the hills.

3. Shoe Box full of cash in cabin in the woods.

Twisted Evil

While up in his cabin in the hills of L3mont, IL my old guy found his old shoebox full of cash and (luckily he had wi-fi up at the cabin btw) he tells S0ng about this.

In Comes rumbero to help as this is about to get complicated

Ferris (my old man) then is picked up by Capt. R0n R1co for hitchhiking (while trying to make his way to Moneygram). Capt. R0n confiscates the cash because it's conspicuous.

This opens up my first two trophies jump_4_joy

because I need two handwritten letters to release the funds.

First to Capt. R1co to release the shoe box of cash to F3rris

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Second to Capt. R1co so the moneygram people allow him to escort F3rris to moneygram

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4. Enter the Mafia...

Capt. Rico was offduty when F3rris arrive to claim his shoebox, but the wrong one was given to him! The one he was given was a box that belonged to the Chicago Mobster Vitorri Fonsetti being held as evidence for an upcoming trial, this included a black book of all the accounts the mob holds offshore AND 20 grand in cash.

Once Rico, finds out, he's angry...it turns out he's a dirty cop and in bed with the mafia.

Our Mugu S0ng, see's an amazing opportunity ($$$$$) of course and begins playing all sides...to try and help the old man escape the mob and now try and convince the mob that he is helping them track down F3rris, who is on the run.

At first the Mugu tried to convince F3rris that the box is actually his and he should send the money to him immediately.

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Captain rico has clearified you that the box belongs to you and you do not need to be afraid of anything or you being given the wrong box.

You did not count the money inside the shoe box before they arrested you with itnthat was why you were not able to figure out the exact amount of cash inside the box.

Captain rico told me that your box was only the box kept inside their safe box and he is the only person that has the key to their safe box at the police station.

I do not want you to have another problem with the police or anybody again that was why i told you to go straight to moneygram as soon as you get the box from captain.

Do not take this box back to chicago make sure you send the money before going back to chicago because i do not want to hear another story about anything again.

Dr Brown have pleaded with captain rico to assist you by taking you to moneygram to send the money but he still need him to send him another written letter but he told him he is very busy and do not have the chance to write and send him another letter.

Go and send the money fast and get back to me,i repeat do not take the money back to chicago did you understand.

Then he sings a different tune to Capt. Rico

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Attention:Capt. Rico
Police Station 2
Lemont, IL
"Protecting and Serving Lemont Since 1932"

Captain thank you very much,I have not heard from him since that day after he wrote me that he has claimed his box. LIAR!!!!

His below address is the only address i have,You should have asked his neighbors his sausage company address he might be there you know.

The problem here today is that his friend nearly gave up the ghost if not for God's intervention he would have been a dead man by now.

Mr froman is even making things worse by absconding without telling anybody his were about.

I do not understand why al these is happening. Oh don't worry Mugu, more "these" will be happening soon

Please go to his house and try and get is company address from his neighbors.

He told me he has a grand son but i do not know were his grandd son lives you can still ask his neighbors where his grand son stay's.

Do you still have his box that contain his $3,000 can you please send the money to me to save his friend's live,Please get back to me if there is any way you can be of assistance about this because we need to save his friend's live and we need to find him to return that box that belongs to another persn.

Just after this Capt. Rico was Kidnapped by the mafia and forced to tell them about F3rris!!!

This of course comes as bad news to s0ng

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Captain i do not understand what you are trying to explain to me about Mr Ferris Froman please can you let me know what is going on.

Why did you have to give those mafia cartel mr ferris contact information don't you know that his life is astake because those mafia cartel will take his life. It was him or me S0ng, you have to understand hahahah
Are you trying to tell me that the box that was given to Mr Ferris mistakingly belongs to you or the mafia cartel. YES! Finally he gets it...
Why were you kidnapped and wo are those mafia that kidnapped you are they thesame mafia cartel you told me of before. Ok...maybe he doesn't quite get it yet

Eveything is becoming more confusing and i do not were to start reasoning from because Mr Ferris has abandoned his best friend here and disappeared into the air.
Why did you not ask his grandson where he could be at present because it is risky for him to be walking about with that box that you said belong to those mafia cartel.

How are you sure that the money you told me about $850,000 00 belong to Mr Ferris

I will be waiting to hear from you.
Thank you very much

5. F3rris on the move.

Now S0ng thinks he is the middle man for all of the players...

He emails with the mob

Quote:

Dr David Brown have already told Captain Rico what he need to do and it will help you find Mr Ferris fast.
And i believe that the only way it can be done is for you or Captain Rico to provide the needed money for him to be able to revive Mr Ferris life for him to be able to give us the necessary information on where we can find Mr Ferris.
I must tell you that i accept and appreciate your offer but the most important thing at hand is the needed money to treat Mr Doug Mr Ferris's friend who is the best possition to tell us where we can find Mr Ferris.

That is the only advise i have to give you on this regards.

He emails with the Capt.

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Captain i got an email from the mafia cartel Vittorio Fonsetti and he is giving me a price.But itold him that the only way we could get hold of Mr Ferris is for his friend to get well and give us tangible information on how to get Mr Ferris.
So tell Vittorio Fonsetti that he should send me that money today because if my patient dies we can not find Mr Ferris.

One of my nurse told me that a call came in yesterday to my patient's phone but she could not figure out where the person was calling from.But she said that the person is an old man and he said he want to speak with my patient.
I am still insisting that you peovide that money to revivive my patient health he will tell us where we can find his frind if he is revived.

He emails with F3rris

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What his your problem,Captain Rico is looking for you because the box you are holding does not belong to you and the police is looking for you because as long as you are still holding that box with you,your life is in danger because the box belong to a cater i do not understand that but i understood that your life in danger.

If your friend Doug dies his blood will be on your head and hand because you refused to send the money to save his life so you will be held responsible for his death.
I told him that you have the money to save his life but you refused to send it to me and his health got worse and he nearly gave up the ghost.

Captain Rico is presently in chicago looking for you.
Your Brother,

So now F3rris escaped chicago and the mob "barely", and lucky for him he has found a trust worthy travel agent in new york, Fl0rance Sparr0w who knows a great place in Africa ( Safari

maybe a S1mba camp in Benin) where he can lay low for awhile. Maybe he'll be able to figure out how to access the mafia's accounts with some help from a friend.

But then the plot takes a twist when it turns out that Fl0rance is in bed (literally) with the mob!!! Let the Games Begin...

To Be Continued On This Thread...

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:18 pm

@Rev...please get Song Li on audio at some point during this fiasco.
He's an absolute classic pretending to be Chinese.... Laughing

I'm now trying to get him to send me the Hong Kong monetary authority guidelines for Western Union receivers in Hong Kong. I cannot read very well so he must call our charity and leave a message on voice mail... Cool

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:28 am

I think S0ng is buckled in...

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Dear Fl0rance Sp@rrow,

Thank you for your concern and effort to enssure my friend's safety out of the country.
Could please tell me where precise his is traveling? Oh you'll find out soon enough my Nigerian Hong-Kong Mugu
I only anoyance is that he refused to send the money i asked him to send to the Doctor that is treating my uncle his friend.
I appreciate the fact that he still recognise my impact as his confident and friend and he should have done thesame if he were in my shoe. and I appreciate the fact that you are falling for all of this...

I hope the black book and other related items are still intact and he can handle it with care when he gets to his destination. Valid concern after Ferris' mishaps with the original shoebox full of cash

Are you trying to explain to me that his new identity is C@mer0n Frie please let me know better so that i will not misunderstand anything. If I explained that to you, we'd miss out on the opportunity to confuse you, silly mugu, wants things explained

Tell him that he should remember that we have a business transaction to complete and he needs me to invest those funds he is in poccession. BINGO! jump_4_joy

Do not forget to answer my questions.
Acknowledge the receipt of this email.
S0ng L1

Now From "Dr. Br0wn aka S0ng" To C@pt. Rico

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Captain i got an email from the mafia cartel Vitt0ri0 Fon$etti and he is giving me a price.But itold him that the only way we could get hold of Mr Ferris is for his friend to get well and give us tangible information on how to get Mr Ferris.

So tell Vitt0ri0 Fonsetti that he should send me that money today because if my patient dies we can not find Mr Ferris.

One of my nurse told me that a call came in yesterday to my patient's phone but she could not figure out where the person was calling from.But she said that the person is an old man and he said he want to speak with my patient.

I am still insisting that you peovide that money to revivive my patient health he will tell us where we can find his frind if he is revived.

Dr David Br0w

This guy is playing all sides...little does he know.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 6:58 am

Two characters are added to this cobait.
I am playing the following characters.

1 Vittorio F0nsetti ( Cartel Mafia ) and Macademia ( secretary to Ron R1co)

A letter was sent to Song from Vittiorio to offer assistance in finding Ferris.

The reply from song

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Attention:Vittorio Fonsetti,
Dr David Brown have already told Captain Rico what he need to do and it will help you find Mr Ferris fast.

And i believe that the only way it can be done is for you or Captain Rico to provide the needed money
for him to be able to revive Mr Ferris life for him to be able to give us the necessary information on where we can find Mr Ferris.

I must tell you that i accept and appreciate your offer but the most important thing at hand is
the needed money to treat Mr Doug Mr Ferris's friend who is the best possition to tell us where we can find Mr Ferris.

That is the only advise i have to give you on this regards.
Song Li

Well, the Mafia could give a rats ass about Mr. Doug who should have died from cancer a long time ago

The reply

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Sennor Song Li:
I have receive your message. First of all I don't care who is this Mr.
Doug. I just want to get what belongs to my business.

The item that Ferris has taken is of most value to me. It is imperative that you cooperate with me.
The Fonsetti family will reward you with $ 50,000.00 dollars
in helping us get the contents of the box.

The contents are of no value to you.
So I believe that what I am offering you is an handsome reward for some antique photos.
Vittori0 F0nsetti

The new character Macademia enters the picture.

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Dear Mr. Songli:
I may come to you as a surprise to hear from me.
My name is Macademia Arm@ndi. I am the personal secretary to
Mr. Ron Rico.
As a more than a personal secretary, one gets to find out many things that go on the
police department. This world is very small and you get information
from all different places.

To get to the point is to tell you very much what the intentions of Ron Rico are.
I, confronted Rico about the contents of the box that was given
to Mr. Ferris. I told him I would keep quiet for a bit of money.

I know that there is a lot of money from the bank accounts of Vittorio.
Specially the ones he has in Africa. I fear that Rico is looking for Ferris
in order to get a hold of the black book.

I want to quit this job and pursue my job as a model. Mr. Songli, I have a
cousin at a travel angency with just informed me of where Mr. Ferris
will be headin to. I know Mr. Ferris and sometimes he can forget a lot of
information. I believe Mr. Ferris is scared and confused.
Mr. Ferris also does not know about who the contents of the money belong to.

I am not asking for much but just to make a cordial monetary arrangement
between us. Rico poses a danger to both you and I.
I think that we can both benefit from this. I would like to be sure and that you
will help in emptying some of Vittorios accounts.

One person working alone makes everything harder. If you agree to this
I will let you know more information regarding Rico and Vittorio.

Please do not disclose any information to Rico. I am sure he would not like it
Macademia.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:33 pm

The Travel Agent has not heard from Ferris yet, much to S0ng's dismay there is almost a million dollars out there...up for grabs in some old mans jacket pocket.

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Mr. Li,
I am sorry for not getting back to you quicker as I have many other customers I'm dealing with at once. Your friend, Mr. Fr0man (Cameron Frie is his new alias) has not contacted me yet, his flight shows that it has arrived at it's destination. I'm sure there is nothing to worry about he is probably just getting settled, I set him up at one of the most expensive hotels in this area for his comfort because of his age. He may be having a problem with his new wireless laptop$$$$ THAT'S RIGHT MUGU HE'S SPENDING YOUR MONEY though, I'm sure someone can help him get online.

To answer your questions to the best of my ability:

I can't tell you his destination until I have received confirmation from him that he is safe, he paid me well to make sure I follow his instructions. I'm sure you understand as his safety is the most important thing.

The book was in good condition the last I saw before he got on his plane, he was keeping it in his jacket because he said he can't lose it and didn't trust leaving it in his luggage.

I hope to have good news for you soon,
Flo

The old man has landed safe at an Undisclosed location.

Had to fire off a quick email to s0ng and make sure he knows his new alias

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PLEASE LET ME KNOW THAT YOU GET THIS. I AM SAFE.

FERRIS AKA CAMERON

Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:52 am

S0ng rises from the ashes at 1 am Lagos time, demanding answers

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WHERE ARE YOU EMAILING ME FROM,WHICH CONTINENT ARE YOU EMAILING ME (TY for hiding my IP GMAIL) FROM I WANT TO KNOW AND GIVE ME A TELEPHONE NUMBER TO CALL YOU

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