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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Thu May 01, 2008 12:52 am |
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I finally got the loan scammer to tell me the maximum that his company lends. I mean, you know. I wouldn't want to waste time applying for a loan from a company that can't loan me enough to start my new business, right?
Amazingly enough, I think that this lad is offering me JUST enough to get started:
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Acting on the content of your mail, we give out loan of any kind and
amouth to customer in need of loan from $0.00 to one billion. so how
much loan do you need?
Furnish us the information of how much loan you need for processing. |
I wonder what the interest rate is on borrowing $0.00. Any ideas? |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Thu May 01, 2008 2:46 am |
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I think this calls for two baits! I'd love to see his reaction to both!
Idiot lad. |
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William Wankur
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
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Thu May 01, 2008 2:56 am |
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Tell him that you are very disappointed that you won't be able to do business with him since you need $2 billion.
Then make sure you ask about
-Interest, compounded daily or weekly?
- Is there negative amortization?
- Can you put up your Grandmother as collateral?
- What are the penalties for pre-payment? What about post-payment?
- Does the inverse square law apply to this loan?
- Can you get the money in Estonian Krooni?
One question per email of course..... |
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bh sterling
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
Posts: 100
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Thu May 01, 2008 4:25 am |
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2 billion |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Thu May 01, 2008 4:35 am |
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I don't know which is tougher to believe:
A) that my lad believes I'll believe he has a BILLION to loan me, or
B) that my lad really did offer to loan me NOTHING. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Thu May 01, 2008 4:59 am |
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If you do borrow $0.00 dollars, that is sweet, because even with high interest rates you will have the loan paid off in no time. I suppose you may have to pay some nominal loan origination fees, and also stamp duty, diplomatic tag paper, anti-terrorist fee, and who knows what else.
Really, I think everyone here is curious how much it will cost to borrow $0.00 dollars. Are you using this for home improvements or just to pay off another loan?
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sheboppe
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Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Location: United States
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Thu May 01, 2008 7:19 am |
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Ask him what the repayment schedule would be on the amount of $0.00. |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
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Thu May 01, 2008 2:45 pm |
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^ I expressed vague, general interest in that $0.00 loan he was talking about. Just to see how detailed he makes his explanation. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
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Thu May 01, 2008 10:57 pm |
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Just because it's one of my favorite facts, and because it fits in here nicely, and just because because ...
We often band around the terms 'million' and 'billion' loosely, but the human brain can't comprehend big numbers easily. A Billion is a HUGE number, here's a great example.
A million seconds is about 11 days.
A billion seconds is OVER 31 YEARS.
I wonder where he got his billion to loan with? That must have been a whole heap of $300 advance fees... |
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