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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:25 pm

I was having a pretty crappy day, until I read the paper clipping. Laughing

Much better than this required online divorce course that I'm taking.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:29 pm

I just can't wait to see the reply new new TWATs are going to send you.

That article made my day Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:45 pm

Is there any interest among those reading this in having a movie poster challenge? There of course will be a prize awarded to the winner. Thoughts?

Edit: I created a thread for this discussion so as not to clutter this one. Please post here:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1125841#1125841

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:14 am

Hmmm, let's see what could happen here...

[wishful thinking]
Driver takes stinky to internet cafe and forks out money.
Stinky opens email and reads.
Stinky has some kind of conniption, possibly involving hammering at the cap locks key.
Drivers enquiries why.
Stinky refuses to say.
Driver makes desire to know very clear (cue THE HAND OF DRIVER)
Stinky shows driver article because he doesn't want to die young (which maybe somewhat irrelevant now, oh well)
Driver struggles with English but picks up on some keywords (Adamu, homosexual, gay, beastiality)
Driver realises what sort of person he has given a free ride all this way to.
Driver has some kind of conniption.
[/wishful thinking]

I'm not sure if we hear from Stinky again.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:15 am

^^ Unfortunately, the driver is illiterate. Sad

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:22 am

Too bad we aren't sure that there are speakers on the computers in the cafe Stinky Boi is using. Oh, how great would THAT be?

Attention, driver: your stinky passenger has no money. He is a 419 man. Please raise your Right Hand of Doom (tm) and let it work its Evil, Wicked Magic.

Then your audio recording could switch to the shower-scene music from "Psycho." Reference might be lost on the lad, sure, but it would be fun. Smile

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:49 am

Professor So And So wrote:

^^ Unfortunately, the driver is illiterate. Sad

No problem, just add in a couple steps for the driver to insist on an interpreter, and for the interpreter to express much disgust Laughing

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:41 am

I should have found this a long while ago. Excellent work, to join the consensus. I'm looking forward to how this plays out.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 3:00 am

Hahahaha! NICE! If that could be circulated at thecafe in Abeche.......the, um, two stinky TWATS would get, you know.... um... welll... fucked...

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 3:09 am

You know, you could have an audio file, recorded in Arabic sent to them. Of course it would be foreign to them but everyone around them could get the offensive message. If they don't understand it, people nearby would be happy to explain it to them. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:50 am

Reply to the last e-mail informing him that WU servers are down for the day Rolling Eyes

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
I AM GREETING YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, HOW IS YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR HEALTH I HOPE FINE. I THANK GOD FOR HIS PROTECTION.
I HAVE SEEN THE ARTICLE YOUR SECRETARY ANITA SEND BUT I DID NOT READ DUE TO THE WORDS ARE BLONT. TELL HER TO RESEND IT AGAIN.
PLEASE REV DOVER, I ALSO READ YOUR MAIL CONCERNING THE WU SERVER THAT IS DOWN. PLEASE ANYTIME IT IS OKAY THEY CAN SEND IT TODAY BEFORE 2PM. SO THAT I CAN CHAT WITH YOU BY 3PM TODAY.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
BEST REGARDS,

This sucks. 3PM Chad time for a chat puts it 4 AM here. I really hate missing these. Evil or Very Mad

Edit: Based on the tone of this e-mail, would any of you guess that today is his one month-iversary in Chad? What a pleasant fellow. We really need to remove that tone.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

Some of this might be useful:

http://ourmedia.org/node/280139
http://www.ourmedia.org/node/266951
http://ourmedia.org/node/311952

I can't get the audio to work for some reason in Ubuntu and I am too lazy to try to figure it out. Could be some interesting material to send to Stinkboi to have translated by one of the locals.

-DTGR

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:35 am

^^ Just so everyone knows, we're all entirely too lazy to do anything like that. It's actually pretty remarkable that we manage to get anything done at all.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:17 am

Quote:

I HAVE SEEN THE ARTICLE YOUR SECRETARY ANITA SEND BUT I DID NOT READ DUE TO THE WORDS ARE BLONT. TELL HER TO RESEND IT AGAIN.

How weird � Concerned with pleasantries such as reading an article about himself� In these difficult times� With the price of internet time being what it is, on the driver�s dime & all.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

As Adamu arrived on 1 April this could be the longest running April fools joke ever played. Poor Adamu do you think he would see the funny side if you just said "April Fool" Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:24 am

^^ That was the kind of attitude I was thinking he may have when I made this post:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1122443#1122443

What showmanship that would be! "Okay guys, haha, very funny (now how in god's name do I get the F*CK out of here????!!!!!!!!!!!)"

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:51 am

KeyserSoze wrote:

I think it would have been funnier though if you had said it was written by Rev Dover.

Well, the thing is, we try to keep Dover in the clear. Everything bad happens around Dover. But Dover never does wrong. That's the key.

I will resend the article to him so he can read it. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:58 pm

Quote:

DEAR REV DOVER,HOW ARE YOU I COME SO THAT WE MAY CHAT BUT IT SEEM THAT
YOU ARE NOT AROUND.
PLEASE REV ASSIST ME IMMEDIATELY THE WU SERVER IS OKAY.I HOPE BY
TOMORROW EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.SO THAT I WILL BE FREE FROM THE
DRIVER HAND HERE IN ABECHE CHAD.PLEASE ASLO TELL YOUR SECRETARY TO
RESEND THE NEWS LETTER PLEASE IT IS NOT CLEAR FOR ME TO READ.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERNED.
BEST REGARDS,
ADAMU

Quote:

DEAR REV DOVER,
I HAVE SEEN MY PIC AND MY BROTHER IS NICE. Question

THANK YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING CONCERNING THE WU PLEASE.
MY TIME IS UP SINCE I WILL CHAT WITH YOU TOMORROW PLEASE
THANK YOU
ADAMU

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 2

Hi JoJoBean,

Would this be a good time to have new security requirments for WU
MTCN S3cure - Updated 29/4/08
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=125626

Thanks for your excellent work.

Coyote

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:24 pm

^^ Seriously?? Laughing

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:27 pm

When I click on YW's link in the newsletter post, I get a somewhat compressed image in the browser - I have to click on it to zoom in enough to be able to read it. I can see the pictures but not read the text until I zoom in a bit. Sounds like the same thing is happening to your idiot lad but he's not capable of figuring out how to expand the image.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:28 pm

^^ It's better this way. We sent a revised version of the body from Anita.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:31 pm

Thanks for the kind words coyote. Right now his cafe time is limited. So, the most important thing is that we make it count.

Plus, at this point in the game, the lad is 1400 miles away from home. He has been for over one month. No sign of them returning. No sign of anything good happening. So, the slight inconvenience of MTCN Secure is not a slight inconvenience at this point. It is time in a cafe, out of the sun. Laughing

Honestly, we just have to use his cafe time right now for getting the skinny on what he is doing. I want him in there as little as possible. While he is out and about, he has the opportunity to see the beaties of Abeche, WU, the place where the driver keeps him, WU, the local crime, WU, etc. Oh, and WU once again.