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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:37 pm |
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Man, we have some really faithful members here. This is just pleasing to me. Soon, there will be more TWATs in Nigeria than we shall ever be able to house. This guy, Moses, was part of the original ASEM that went out around two months ago. WELL, he neglected to contact me until last week. This was quite a shame, as we had already found another TWAT to work in Nigeria. But, YW, Prof and I are nice guys, so we did what we could to make sure this TWAT was cared for. I pulled some strings and I allowed him to join.
This guy is straight up pimpin' in his pics. It's a good thing he has that cane, because his back will be sore after he (re)builds the monument of faith. He recontacted me last week. Within 7 days he built this:
Here is the full sized pic:
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Moses/MONUMENT_OF_FAITH.jpg
While I am impressed that this was done in only one week, it is NOT large enough. We have politely asked that he just add to it. I mean, this is a symbol of his faith. Is his faith really so shaky? |
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:45 pm |
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You will also notice that the "pyramid" is only two dimensional. This will not do since the pyramid construction manual is very specific on how the base must be laid out. This guy will seriously need to reconsider his monument of faith.
It's nice to see that he got the Brown Eye correct though. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:47 pm |
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When will his sojourn in the wilderness begin? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:48 pm |
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This was the obvious response to that pyramid:
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Greetings brother! This is a very good start. However, I talked with Reverend William and he said that it needs to be a little bigger. Take a look at the attached photo. That is about the height that it needs to be. And the base needs to be a perfect square. The width you have looks most excellent. But it needs to be that wide all the way around. It won't take much time, I am sure. Reverend Phystme said that if this is going to be our SECOND pyramid there, it has to be greater in size than anything we have ever done. Remember, I really had to work to get you as a member in Nigeria, since it took you so long to get back with us.
We are very pleased with the timely manner in which you are working. This is incredible! We are so glad to have you. Just make that pyramid bigger and you are in great shape. Your grant is just around the corner. |
I mean, we are doing him a huge favour. It was his fault he took so long. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:49 pm |
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Bola Sholas wearing Adamus top |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:51 pm |
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Jojo, you need to add a pyramid icon to your signature now. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:06 pm |
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Congrats Jojo on finding yet another TWAT out there |
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Jayhawk
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:13 pm |
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I want the white clown outfit he's wearing. Could you have him send me that outfit as a token of his faith? That's one sweet outfit! |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:15 pm |
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You know, it gives me a special feeling to see TWAT spread with such vigour.
Don't tell me there will be another user in the only cyber cafe along hospital road coming along shortly |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:28 pm |
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Well, the fact that we know so much about Abeche now is a huge plus. I have a feeling we will find out even more. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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JMRazor
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:37 pm |
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Agreed as to the size and dimension of his twat -- needs to be much bigger and wider. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:39 pm |
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(to his mate): "Yes, that's all we do. Get a few hundred sacks, fill them with earth, pile them up, and we're rich. It'll be one day's work max". By the state of his clothing, I'd say the little guy there did most of the work.
Either he's about 8 feet tall, or his mate's a midget. Where do they get all those sacks, for christ's sake?
It's in his interest to rebuild it. After all, it's him who has to climb up it. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:36 pm |
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Where do they get all those sacks, for christ's sake? |
That's what I always wonder when I look at these things. This is the lamest pyramid yet. Sickening. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:11 pm |
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I lke his wife's headress. I think she may spark a new TWATish fashion. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:45 pm |
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This TWAT pyramid is my PC background image right now. Their proud faces are so delightful, they have achieved something so important in their dirty little ugly stinky scamming lives |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu May 01, 2008 11:38 am |
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Good news!
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DEAR BENJAMIN,
I HAVE RECIEVED YOUR MAIL,I WILL TRY MY BEST TO MAKE IT BIGGER AS THE REV DIRECTED.I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I FINISHED BUILDING,GOD BLESS YOU. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
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Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Thu May 01, 2008 11:58 am |
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The white clown outfit is wonderful...HOWEVER tell the miserable sod to SMILE when he is wearing it!! |
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HitchHiker
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Thu May 01, 2008 12:35 pm |
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Your grant is just around the corner. |
Does that mean he has to go on safari - I mean pilgrimage for it? |
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Thu May 01, 2008 1:03 pm |
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Of course not. It's a holy journey, not a pilgrimage. We'll find somewhere nice, don't you worry. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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magicmuffinseeds
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Joined: 21 Apr 2008
Posts: 10
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Thu May 01, 2008 1:45 pm |
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you should take him into the middle of the desert where you tell him he will have a visit from the lord who will give him a task *Build a bigger pyramid*
it should be somwhere really remote |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu May 01, 2008 9:10 pm |
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BTW - I think that one reason that a pyramid should be rebuilt is if it's made from sacks with the brand name clearly visible. What sort of Holy Aura can sacred pyramid have with business logos all over it? |
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Ms. Ding L. Berry
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Thu May 01, 2008 11:22 pm |
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You should send them on a journey to rescue two TWAT members from The Hand in Abeche. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
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Thu May 01, 2008 11:30 pm |
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^^^ I like that! |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
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Thu May 01, 2008 11:36 pm |
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I like it too. |
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2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Fri May 02, 2008 12:59 am |
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I like that, too! Hahahaha, that is brilliant! Get the TWAT on the road to rescue the two dusty stinking TWATs from the Hand of Doom, hahahaha!
Jojo, nice work! |
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