Possibly THE worst format from THE dumbest lad

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:19 am

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Please pray before you read, I cover this message with the blood of Jesus Christ.
Dear Sir/Madam,
Goodmorning,How�re you and work? Hope fine, but please before anything permit me to ask of your health which is the most important thing. I really know all is well.
My name is Michael and I have 2junior once Ugo and Eni,I know you don�t know me because we haven�t met before. Like I said my name is Michael, and I have a purpose by writing to you. And I know you will fill as I do if you would have find yourself in this kind of situation that I found myself. I have parents and the all are still alive. But just as problems always come out I find myself in this condition that I�m now.
I'm an Orphan,we lost our father a year ago.Our Uncle took from us all that left to us by our father.I was to be schooling but because of this I have to stop so that my junior once could continure.But to cut the whole thing shot I�m writing to seek for your help. I�m doing nothing for a living and i need to get into trading business, Please my good person I know you may not have much to help with but no matter how small you mint wish to give in helping us God will surely replace them for you. So please all I�m asking for is help. We now live in the street.
My junior once can no more go to school because of school fees, we are in need of your help now please help us and God will bless you more abundantly i will like to stop here and I will be waiting to your respond. I will be waiting to hear from you, God bless you in Jesus name Amen. Please my greetings to your family and friends.
Everly yours,
Michael, Ugo and Eni.

As you can see the poor thing is fortunate enough to have his parents still alive, however he is also an orphan and his father is dead Sad

I feel for this mugu ..... I think Jesus is telling me to send a contribution via MTCN S3cur3 Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

He'll enjoy that, maybe his zombiefied dad can help out. I hear they are good at brainless tasks

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Ok well that is pretty bad, but I have to say, its not the WORST format I've had to read, although that one did make me chuckle.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:43 am

No-play the game for 5 or 6 e mails.Then work in you suspicion.His expalnation will be golden as soon as he smells payoff.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:44 am

good lead, should be easy to get him hanging from trees! ha

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:16 am

Someone already killes his box. I just got a failure notice .......... Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:49 am

h.buttox wrote:

good lead, should be easy to get him hanging from trees! ha

What exactly do you mean by "hanging from trees?"

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