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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:56 pm

Oh my. He's just replied, and it's a long email full of c&p sexual detail, basically how to make love to a beautiful woman (hello Tommo!), with his own occasional comment thrown in to personalize it.

Should I copy it here? I have no problem at all with it, as it takes a lot to shock and/or offend me, but there may be more sensitive souls reading this thread (yes, the thread that's got "bestiality" in its title).

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:53 pm

^^ I say go for it... given the thread has bestiality in the title I figure that if fair warning and I for one am finding your lad hilarious.

(Oh and on a personal note I was out riding along a local riverbank today and saw an otter - I thought of you Smile

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Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:55 am

Okay!

A lot of this is so obviously C&P from a website he's found, but you can see where he's inserted some comments of his own.

And also... this guy is good, despite the sex advice stuff. He's put me in touch with a security company, and his emails from himself (as Capt.Hun+er) and emails from the security company are coming in at different times. He also sent me this reply on Saturday afternoon and held back on the security company email until business hours resumed on this morning. Normally, lads will send out all the correspondence from their different characters all in one sitting. I'm a little bit impressed, and I think I've got a 'professional' here.

Scammer wrote:

Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2008 10:25:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Captain George Hun+er"
Subject: STUDY

Dear Friend R1ch4rd,

I received your mail and it is very funny,you know i am an old man in that game,i played love very well before joining the force. Regarding your your questions,i will answer it to your understanding because i wouldn't want you to derail. During sexual intercourse, a woman showing you different sex position doesn't indicate that she loves you. But if she allows you to do anything with her at anytime time,without hesitation,i can agree that she loves you.

During love making, woman on top is a satisfying position for both partners. The woman can control the depth, speed and angle at which her man enters her, which makes her much more likely to have the pleasure of an orgasm during intercourse. And of course she can stimulate herself as she likes during lovemaking, which adds to the chance of her reaching a climax during sex.The different sex positions she applies is the only way she can make her way to reach her orgasm because she knows how to reach her organism,so dear son,don't take it that the sex positions a woman applies during sex indicates love.

But man on top sex remains the favorite sex position of almost everyone - despite what people claim in surveys! It's certainly a very satisfying experience for both partners, it is indeed the sex position which most couples use more often than any other. Why? Well, it's very easy to get into, it's relaxing for the woman, who can enjoy the sense of her man entering her and making love, there's lots of opportunity for eye contact, plenty of bodily contact and usually deep penetration, and there's also the romance and pleasure of kissing. For the man, there is the satisfaction of deep penetration, powerful thrusts, and perhaps a slight sense of dominance over his partner , this is important to many men, and it allows the woman in turn to enjoy a sense of being dominated by a loved and trusted partner.

It feels good for both the man and the woman! And of course in some variations of the man on top position, it is possible to see the most intimate details of your lovemaking, so you can enjoy seeing the most intimate connection between you and your partner. For many a man, there's no better moment in sex than that of pushing into his partner in the man on top position, watching her reaction as she feels the wonderful sensation of being so intimately connected to her partner, of being "taken" by her lover. There's a profundity to this connection which defies words, and in my opinion man on top sex fulfils some very basic and deep instincts for both men and women. It brings out the masculine in men, and the feminine in women - in short, it reinforces our sexual sense of self------- ha ha ha,my boy,you are currupting me,hope you know that,i have retired from screwing wide chicks,but i like you,that is why i am explaning.

There is another position that gives women plenty of clitoral stimulation if the man leans forward thus rubbing his pelvic bone against her clitoris. It also allows the manual stimulation of her clitoris. The missionary position is just great for those who love intimacy during sex as they can remain face to face while making love and enjoy each other as they reach orgasm to the full. The man can kiss and caress the woman, touch her breasts and abdomen while she can touch and rub his head, shoulders, back, and butt.

Once in a while a couple may agree to have a quickie, a session of lovemaking where the man just goes for his pleasure, with the agreement and support of his partner - a no-frills session of lovemaking, which satisfies his deep urges and allows him to enjoy himself without the need for much foreplay. This is a very satisfying thing for men, and if a couple can build this into their love life, it may encourage the man to spend time romancing and seducing his partner in the way she likes the next time they make love.

Let me tell you something dear R1chie,if you can make your woman reach her orgasim,she will fall for you each time you touches her because reaching their orgasim matters to them alot. The clitoris (or clit) is what gives women the most pleasure and the most pain during sex... that's why the most important thing to remember when dealing the clit is balance. Too much stimulation will make her clit so sensitive that she will become uncomfortable, while too little stimulation will never make her orgasm. Rubbing too hard on the clit will hurt her (remember it's probably the most sensitive/fragile part of her body... think about someone rubbing really hard on your sack, not fun huh?), but rubbing too soft will not stimulate her enough. So remember, balance is the key ingredient.

Rubbing on her clitoris in a circular motion before sex is highly advised, because if you do not do it then making her orgasm during sex will be much harder (some girls prefer clockwise, some prefer counter-clockwise... try both and whichever gets the best reaction out of her is what you should continue with). Do that for about 3-5 minutes while kissing her lips, neck and tits (get used to multi-tasking... it's a needed trait if you wanna be great in the the game.

Basically there are two types of orgasms that women experience, based on the two different zones of stimulation. The first is a clitoral orgasm, wherein the clitoris is stimulated by lightly touch or stroking it. The second type of orgasm is a vaginal orgasm. This comes from pressure being applied to the "G" spot, usually by the tip of the man's penis. The "G" spot is located on the anterior wall of the vagina, about 2 inches from the opening. Both these experiences are different and women who have experienced both types of orgasms know the difference. However the fact is very few women reach orgasm solely as a result of the penis penetrating the vagina; it's more likely to happen through stimulation (touching/rubbing/kissing) of the clitoris - the highly sensitive bump located at the top of the vaginal lips.

Boy,i will stop here ,practice what you have learnt and give me the feed back,meanwhile try and go see A** because she is missing you right now. Meanwhile,if you hear from the security company,do let me know please,very important.

Take care of yourself.

Capt.G.H

That's not really what I asked him. I asked him if I could use each woman's behaviour when involved in sex to work out which one loves me most and decide which one to marry. But, if it wasted his time, I don't care!

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:34 pm

Haha! He's just sent me an email that's all about threesomes and lesbians and... well... you can imagine.

I think he's enjoying this.

Too much.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:35 pm

Quote:

Boy,i will stop here ,practice what you have learnt and give me the feed back

You have got a bit of a voyeur here, Otter. Nice letter, definitely copied and pasted but still funny. I do love the little bits he added, I think he got a bit frustrated reading it Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:04 pm

~ Otterfan,

I thought they didn't like lesbians in Ladland. Heh, this guy sounds like a barrel of fun.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:57 pm

So, I wasn't too pleased with his last email because it really didn't answer the question, but my character thanked him anyway and asked if it would be a good idea to get both women in bed, so I could compare like with like at the same time.

His reply...

Scammer wrote:

Is like you are about to embark on an adventurous game that might harm you or make you loose your lovely two girls.If you want to have a treesome sex with your girls,the question is 'are you ready to satisfy them both at the same time? You can only be free if they are lesbians in the sense that the two girls can continue to cares themselves when you are up.And moreover,if they are not lesbians,you are initiating the girls you are about to get married to into the lesbianism world.

There are plenty of ways to organize group sex three together, but there are only a few rules which should be followed if you are already involved in this exciting game. Gang bang is not a bit like usual sex. It requires a great deal of sex fantasy, sexuality and sensitivity. While planning such a sort of sex you should think in advance, at least approximately, what you are going to do in bed.

But if you still want to go ahead,there are a few general rules that will help you to avoid common mistakes and satisfy two pretty women, especially if both of them knows theirselves and would want you as a husband. You are going to have sex simultaneously with two women. Each of them, as well as you, has her own idea of bed behavior rules. Therefore mutual understanding and respect is extremely necessary in such situation. Make sure each of you feels comfortable.

Since they are the girls you are intending to marry, do not be surprised if this experiment somehow influences your relationships.Before the D-day, find out in advance what things D** or A** will not mind and what each of them is not going to stand at all. I mean everything: possible types of sex, positions, adult toys you are going to use and all this kind of erotic stuff. It is quite possible that she does not want you to penetrate another woman, or to make things worse, to perform oral sex on her. However, in this case it is not quite clear why she agreed to invite another woman to your bed.

Anyway, you must respect their restrictions. Remember, that any woman, even the most patient one, can suddenly get jealous. So do not get on her weak nerves. Even if she was the first to propose gang band, find out in advance what you are allowed to do with the third partner and what you are strictly prohibited from. By the way, like your D**, you might get jealous and nervous in case if you stop being the main participant of this show. All the three of you must remember that the game you play is called "Odd man out", but its purpose is to share sex three together, rather than to hurt one of the participants.

Some people have a drink before gang bang. Do not forget that �drunk� sex usually is not pleasurable, to say the least of it. So do not overdo alcohol. Two-three drinks will be enough to relax. You do not want to spoil their and your own pleasure, do you?

You might suddenly realize that your partners are so busy caressing each other, that even forgot about your presence. Do not stay idle and even do not think of going away. Don�t you know what you are expected to do? You can begin stroking and licking the breast, the thigh and even the vagina of one of the women. Kiss their necks and buttocks, entertain one of them with an adult toy or begin performing cunillingus (oral sex is very likely to turn one of the partner�s attention to you). Would you like to indulge yourself by self-stimulation? Than go ahead. Your partners will certainly be glad to help you achieve pleasure.

It is quite natural that you would like to concentrate on the woman you penetrated, but you should not do this. Remember that there is one more person in your bed who as well as you takes part in this performance in order to get enjoyment. Kiss the other woman, go on touching her, look in her eyes, and speak to her. Generally speaking, do everything to make her feel good, otherwise she will feel lonely, denied and even offended. It is especial pleasure to kiss and caress a woman while being inside the other one.

This is a good way to experience a very intensive and long orgasm. But do not hurry to achieve the desired enjoyment. Remember that the three of you must be satisfied. Even if you was the first to come, do everything you can to make your women pleased with the results of your sex experiment.

I rest my case,after the practise,let me know the result.

Yours friend
Capt.G.H

That last line!

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:19 am

This lad is priceless Very Happy

,so much so, I would take this bait a little further. Lets say the three of you wanted a little B & D, but something goes horribly wrong Embarassed

and one of them dies of strangulation or somethimg like that. Its enough to freak ME out, so the lad will no doubt give another 10 page essay, and to make sure he writes a whole thesis you could mention there was necrophilla involved Shocked

The only drawbrack is if you freak him out too much it could end the bait, but the point is you could take this sort of lad in a million directions. Have fun.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 4:36 am

Otterfan, how come I never get lads like this? This guy is probably wanking himself writing it, pasting from pseudo-educational porn sites or something. Ask him what he thinks about man/weasel relations!

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:33 pm

The doctor is: IN (again)

He's at it again, giving me some great advice for living my life.

Here's my email to him today . . . (The words at the end of each paragraph are a symptom of my character's "writing disorder" that he suffers from---don't ask because I have no idea what that actually means. The concluding-word-for-each-paragraph thing seemed to annoy the lad at the start so I've kept it going throughout the bait, irritating as it is!)

I wrote:

Dear friend, the Captain,

How are you? I am not too happy today. Not like I usually am. I had an argument with A** last night and I think she may want to break up with me. Of course that fixes my "whom to marry?" problem, but I don't want things to end on a horrible note like this. Melodramatic.

We argued when I brought up the subject of... you know... a threesome with D**. I didn't expect her to react so badly to my question and it shocked me completely. I thought, at worst, she'd refuse and just say that it wasn't a good idea. But no... she got very angry and almost violent! I had to lift up the teatray and protect my head with it when she started with her fists, she was that bad. Pugilist.

Anyway... we still haven't sorted things out so I'm not feeling very chipper today. Sorry.

I received another file from the Paragon company but it was in some strange format that my computer wouldn't open. Why couldn't they just write some instructions using normal email text? I don't understand why they didn't do that. Well anyway, I wrote back and told them that I couldn't read what was in the file, and they haven't replied. I told them that this is REALLY REALLY REALLY urgent, and still they haven't replied. Sorry, Captain, I feel like I'm failing you. I thought this would be easy and we'd have to finished in a few days, but it looks like fate (or whatever) thinks otherwise. I fully understand if you are angry or disappointed with me. I'm just a total waste of space to everyone at the moment. Dismal demeanour.

I won't write any more because I am very unhappy with everything... you and not being able to help you as quickly as I promised, A** and her anger, and then I'm still thinking about that horrible incident on the bus with the stupid schoolkids. I wish now that I HAD taken my fists to one of them. I'd probably feel better, if nothing else. I'm about to write swearwords, Captain, I feel that despondent about my life right now. I hope yours is better. Telekinesis.

Take care, my wise friend,
R1ch4rd

I suspect his advice here is mostly NOT c&p from a website which means he had to waste time thinking it and writing it himself.

Scammer wrote:

Dear friend R1chie,

I have gone through your mail and understood it's content.I really sympatize with you regarding your fracas between you and A**.But i warned you right from the onset that this adventure might lead you loosing your partners.I told you the implications,i also told you that ladies are very very jeolous lovers of which they can't stand it.

But have you told D** about this,if yes ,what was her own reaction?From what happened between you and A**,you have learnt the following lessons.

1.That she is hot tempered.
2.That she is a jealous lover.
3.That she can't share you with another woman.
4.That she loves you .
5.She was disappointed because she didn't expect such idea or talk from you.
6.She reserved in her mind that she will marry you despite she has not pronounced it to you,but inwardly she wants you as her husband and cannot bear to see another woman screwing you in her front.
7.If she had agreed to engage herself with a threesome sex,that means she is not think to be your wife or she is a sex maniac that doesn't respect her body or can easily screw another man when you are not available.

What you have to do is to invite her,tell her you never meant what you said,that you was only trying her faith in other to know if she knows you from heart,that if she had agreed to have the threesome sex,that you would have known that she doesn't love you. That this shows that she loves you.You have to make it look dramatic for her to believe you. Apologizing is often a bad idea unless you have done something so outrageously horrible and not apologizing would make you a monster.So you have to appologise to her because i am not happy about this.

If she finds it very didfficult to forgive you that means she doesn't have a forgiving spirit which is very bad in woman.But if she forgives you immediately after explanation,my son ,you will know that she is your wife. I don't know of D** if you have tested her own faith,if you have not,please do so,this is the time to find your destiny,keep sentiment aside.

Why is it taking the security company so long to reply your mail and why is it that their attachments are not clear? Please write them again that they should hasten up with the transaction.Don't worry,i am not feeling bad,i know you are trying your best but please try harder and don't leave me half way if you call me your friend,i was even expecting your mail yesterday.

Don't feel bad about your life because you are far better than millions in this planet,you will be fine but you just have to be very careful with your life,try to adjust in some certain things of life and you will be fine .

I await your response to know how far between you and A**.

Your best friend
Capt.G.H

Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 9:03 pm

Otteran. Ask the lad if anything changes if one of the women is discovered to be a she-male. That should really mess with his thinking.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 10:22 am

For once, an exchange of emails that contains no explicit sexual content! But he isn't losing his touch at being the Agony Uncle. His last reply is packed full of kindly avuncular advice. If he ever loses his desire to scam (please, lose your desire to scam), I think he'd be snapped up instantly by one of those "men's health" glossy magazines and put in charge of the advice column.

Scammer wrote:

Date: Tue, 6 May 2008 03:08:23 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Captain George Hun+er"
Subject: Re: candid advice
To: "R1ch4rd xx Vxxxxx" <[email protected]>

Dear friend,

I haven't heard from you?what is happening?

Yours Capt.G

I wrote:

Date: Tue, 6 May 2008 11:54:50 +0100 (BST)
From: "R1ch4rd xx Vxxxxx" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: candid advice
To: "Happy George Hun+er"

Dear the Captain, my good friend,

I have some bad news. Well, it's not good news, put it that way. On Friday night, my disorder took a turn for the worse and luckily D** was with me and she called for an ambulance to take me to the hospital, and that's where I am now. I've spent the whole weekend and yesterday in bed, just not able to do anything. I managed to walk to the rec room where they have some internet computers and I see you wrote to me, and you're concerned about my health, which you have every right to be. Palliative.

The experts here think it was brought on by stress... and I do have a lot of it right now. First, there's the incident with A** reacting badly to my threesome suggestion (I'm too afraid to mention it to D** now). Then there's the incident on the bus with the horrible kids. And finally, I'm feeling very stressed because I know how much you are relying on me to sort this business out. I am trying my damnedest best, sir, but plans are not going as I want them to. I see the Paragon company has written to me again. Hopefully, they will have sorted out the problem with the file attachment. I don't know what program they used to create the last one, but I couldn't get it to open properly on my computer nor D**'s own computer. Technobabble.

So.......... if you want to find someone else who is more capable to handle this transaction, then I will understand. You have found me at a very weak and unfortunate moment. If the other things hadn't happened, then I would have coped easily, but all these things happening at the same time has weakened me too much. I still want to help you, my good friend and wise mentor (and teacher in the subject of women), but you see how unreliable I am. Like I said before, sometimes I'm just a terrible waste of space and all of my grand plans are let down because of my disorder. It's very frustrating, but there's nothing I can do so I am resigned to being wretched. Wretched R1ch4rd, that's me. Self-deprecation.

Let me know if you still want my help in your next email. Don't soften the blow if you are rejecting me... I don't want pity or charity, just to be dealt with honestly and directly. Candour.

thanks,
R1ch4rd

Scammer wrote:

Date: Thu, 8 May 2008 09:47:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Captain George Hun+er"
Subject: Re: candid advice
To: "R1ch4rd xx Vxxxxx" <[email protected]>

Dear friend

Why are you doing this to me? You know quiet well that i need your help and that the money has been deposited in your name,why do you want to make my life miserable.Well,i have accepted my fate. If you take me as your friend,you won't have the impetus to do this to me.thank you very much.

Capt.H.George

Life is such a melodrama for this lad! I can just imagine him flouncing out of the net cafe with a petulant expression after writing that email.

I wrote:

Date: Thu, 8 May 2008 22:49:47 +0100 (BST)
From: "R1ch4rd xx Vxxxxx" <[email protected]>
Subject: Let's not fight
To: "Happy George Hun+er"

Dear the Captain,

You know how much I look up to you and how much I value your wisdom and kind words and, yes, friendship in the short time I've known you, but you also know that the illness I had when I was young has left me with a few issues that normal people don't have. Exclusion zone.

Everything happened at once, and I was under a lot of stress. I'm out of the hospital now, thanks for asking. I'm glad you showed concern about me there. I'm doing my best, okay? DOING MY BEST. If you don't think my best is good enough for you, then say so. Please don't use emotional blackmail with me because that will add to the stress of everything else. I understand fully the urgency of the situation. If I didn't, then I wouldn't be feeling even half of the stress I am under now. Exorcism.

So, I don't know what you want to do now. Do you want me to continue? I want to, but you know my problems. Let me know but please don't be so mean, I just can't take any more guilt or pressure. Let's work on this cooperatively instead of lots of demands and threats and me feeling bad because of it. We got along really well when there was no pressure and now that there is, we're fighting. I don't like that and I don't think it's necessary. Superfluous.

Come on, my friend, let's not fight, please? We all have to make compromises and adapt to the situation as it is. Let me know your real thoughts about this and we can start to work out a solution that will work for both of us. Natural selection.

regards,
R1ch4rd

Crawling and sucking up is never wasted at times like this.

Scammer wrote:

Date: Fri, 9 May 2008 01:59:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Captain George Hun+er"
Subject: Re: Let's not fight
To: "R1ch4rd xx Vxxxxx" <[email protected]>

Dear Friend R1chie,

First of all,i thank God that you out from hospital,how are you now? Sorry that my words hurts you or maybe i was mean.I was confused and was wondering how can you just leave me between the devil and the blue sea ,because the money that was deposited was done in your name and it is only you the security company knows as the bonafide owner of the money in their custody.so it will be very difficult for another person to claim the possession of that money,that is why i was confused ,it was just as if the whole world has crashed on my head.

Though i understand your plight and i am not happy myself with your present condition,i feel for you but you have to look up to God for devine healing because there is nothing God cannot do,it is only when we neglet him that he turns his back at us and when he turns his back at us,it will look as if he doesn't exist. It is only people that acknowledge God that knows his worth and he is really doing something in their lives miraclously.

How is A**,did she come to the hospital? Or has she forgiven you,what of D**? Was she by your side at the hospital? You didn't tell me anything about the present situation between them. I warned you about this adventure but you wouldn't listen, (LIAR! He wanted me to go ahead with the threesome and report back to him about it!) women are so jealous more than men. I warned you that this might make you to loose the two ladies if care is not taken, there is an addage that says that " what an old man sees while sitting down,a child will never see it even if he is standing up".

Always take my word and advise,anything i asked you not to do,don't do it because i have already seen that it will harm you,if i don't love you as a son,i will not be leaving my duty at the camp to come and compose a mail of advice for you because i see you as a young man that needs help and counsel ,i see it that if you don't need an advice,you won't be asking,so that is why i normally take time to give you the advice so that you won't derail. I have not seen you before,we only met coincidentally and became friends,but i pray we meet in person so that i will be like a father to you. This is why i really need your help to pull out this money from the security company so that i will come to England and we will invest together there and become friends forever.

In recapitulation,i still need your help seriously,there is no much work there, the company will do the transfer theirself into your account and the transaction will be over,then i will come to England and we will invest the together by opening a lucrative business that will yield a lot of profits. From the money,i will take you to the highest medical hospital in England to heal you once and for all,no matter how much it takes i don't care,all i want is your health to come back to normal because i am really disturbed with your health.

Please my dear,i still need your help,write to the security company and ask them the procedures to transfer the amount into your account.Please help me but if you can't,there is no problem.

Thank you for your concern and understanding.Once again,sorry for everything

Capt.Hun+er G.

Ahhhh... so good to see the old Captain returning and typing out page upon page of good advice for me to ignore.

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