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Master Baiter Joined: 22 Dec 2005 Posts: 211

Haha, the new developments in this are always so entertaining. This lad is like a self-writing storybook. May he never twig! I can't believe this dumbass doesn't even suspect 'fowl' play yet!

BTW, this has inspired me to try and launch my own TWAT bait. Got a couple of mugus turning up at airports today and to help convince them, I made some images showing that I was really at Abuja airport, dressed in the TWAT attire with the funds. I made this doctored picture from images I found online. Guys, feel free to use it on stinky too if you can figure out a way to work it into this bait somehow. Or if there's anything else specific you need like this, I could try to whip something up.

Great baits, mates! Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Well I hope the twat realises how much you are suffering and offers sympathy. The last thing a twat needs is a selfish missionary that doesn't show consideration for others!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:09 am

ProfSoSo wrote:

I am sure your day is going much better than mine.

That was the perfect ending to that email! Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:49 am

Professor So And So wrote:

Well, 419Weasel called my cell and patched me through to stinky so I could hear his lovely voice.

And here's PhD talking to stinky. Smile

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/eric_calls_adamu.mp3

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:05 am

Hahahaha, he sounds like a chicken that has been worked over badly by a pack of dogs, but, optimistic! "We are happy this morning!" "We are at the only cafe in Abeche" ! "Not having any fun here.." "If you try and make it today, I will be very grateful" "Eric? Eric?" Hahahaha!

And no need for an ethics thread! They are still alive!

Nice work, Prof and Weasy! Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:26 am

I dont know if I could ever talk to that guy, every time he started talking while I was trying to say something I would end up screaming and cussing him. Laughing

At least Prof has some patience and simply says " Be quiet for a minute I'm trying to tell you something" Razz

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:33 am

^^ That is a result of the 5 second or so delay in the call. They're hard enough to talk to without a delay, let alone trying to get them to stop saying "hello?" for 5 whole seconds to actually listen to something.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Apr 2008 Posts: 15

How do you guys record the phone converstations?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:57 am

I use prettymay linked to Skype to record. Weasel uses the Pamela software linked to Skype right now.

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:32 am

If it is determined that Eric & Hamden have gone crooked and stolen the money would it not be best for Amadu to flee from that terrible driver in order to avoid any personal harm?
Perhaps he could flee to the main gate at the nearest refugee camp and hook up with the TWAT missionary outpost there? Twisted Evil

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

They must be taught at school
1. Interrupt whenever someone is speaking
2. Repeat everthing 5 times over
3. Never listen

Another great call - how the hell are they surviving this!

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:34 pm

To get rid of the driver, tell him that the UNHCR Ab�ch� is looking for a NUTRITION OFFICER, (see the link) and send him to heir gate.

http://unjoblist.org/lists/Organisation/UNHCR

They will sure be surprised that someone came such a long way to apply for this job. Maybe he can get an interview, or they even give him a lift to show him around in the refugee camp where he is supposed to work.

Besides, there is no better place for spreading the message of TWAT than a refugee camp.

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:14 pm

I just thought of a funny idea while I was at work today.

Since Hamadan and Eric are now claiming to have picked up Adamu and taken him to Nigeria with the money, why should anybody believe anything otherwise? After all, Hamadan and Eric are much more well known and trusted within the church; why would they lie?

Perhaps it is Adamu who is lying. I think he should have to prove that he really is still in Chad. Do you see where I'm getting at? TROPHY PICTURE! I'm sure that he could handle getting a picture taken in return for a ride to pick him up and pay off his driver. And if he can't find a way to get the picture, then it is HIS fault.

Of course there would be a few loose ends that would need to be tied up in order to explain away his cries, but surely it wouldn't be too much to handle with just a few good slaps and perhaps a wild conspiracy theory thrown into the mix, thanks to Hamadan and Eric of course.

You guys should consider this.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:52 am

Brilliant!

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:53 am

I wonder who will own the movie rights to this epic safari.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:45 am

Well, after a busy morning of checking his mail repeatedly, and trying to get those three pesky WU receipts to open, we just got this:

Quote:

DEAR HAMDAN /ERIC,
I AM GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST,PLEASE THE WU YOU SEND TO ME AND THE WU MANAGER SAID THAT YOU SHOULD SPLIT IT INTO THREE PLACES BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT SEND BULK MONEY ONCE IT IS AGAINST CHADIAN LAW .PLEASE HAMDAN/ ERIC RESEND THE WU AGAIN INTO THREE PLACES .TODAY FROM THE ACCOUNT OF TWAT 3000 WAS SENT TO US AND IT WAS SPLT INTO THREE BUT TO MY SURPRISE NOTHING WAS THERE I DID NOT SEE ANY NAME OF THE SENDER AND HIS PHONE NUMBER.
PLEASE HAMDAN/ERIC THE DRIVER WANTED TO KILL US SAVE ME FROM HIS HAND AND RESEND THE WU YOU SEND LAST WEEK PLEASE SO THAT I CAN BE FREE FROM THE DRIVER HAND PLEASE AND CALL AND ALSO COME AND CARRYUS PLEASE I AM NOT OKAY SAVE MY SOUL FROM THE DRIVER HAND PLEASE.
COME AND CARRY ME FROM THE CYBER CAFE ALONG HOSPITAL IN ABECHE I AM STILL HERE WITH MY BROTHER PLEASE COME IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD.
PLEASE CALL ME SO THAT I WILL KNOW THAT YOU ARE COMING TO PICK US.
PLEASE SEND THE WU NOW PLEASE ERIC AND HAMDAN

Well, jojo/YW, what do you guys think? Should we send it? He's starting to seem a bit frustrated.

Edit: This just came in to the Rev:

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
I AM GREETING IN THE NAME OF OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST,PLEASE REV DOVER I DONT TO DIE IN ABECHE THE DRIVER THAT CARRY US HERE IS STILL HOLDIND US AN THREATING TO KILL US IF WE FAIL TO PAY HIS MONEY BY TOMORROW. I AM SURPRISE THIS MORNING WHEN I OPEN MY EMAIL I SAW WU FROM THE TWAT ACCOUNT AND THE WU WAS BROKEN INTO THREE ACCORDING TO THE CHADIAN LAW THAT THEY DONT RECEIVE BULK MONEY .I WAS VERY HAPPY BUT WHEN I WENT TO THE WU WITH THE DRIVER TO WITHDRAW THE WU WITH THE TRACKING NUMBER I WAS SURPRISE THAT IT DID NOT SHOW TO THERE SYSTEM .
PLEASE REV BENJAMIN, THIS IS NOT OUR AGREETMENT BEFORE I TRAVEL TO CHAD.THE NAME OF THE SENDER IS NOT THERE AND THE DRIVER IS STILL ON MY NECK. PLEASE REV,DO ME FAVOUR YOU CAN CALL THE ACCOUNT SESSION OF THE TWAT AND ASK THEM TO RESEND THE WU AND ATTACH THE WU , THE NAME OF THE SENDER AND HIS PHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COLLECTION PLEASE.
THE WU SHOULD BE INTO THREE PLACES THAT IS 1000, 1000 EACH.
PLEASE REV DOVER, ACT QUICK SO THAT I SHOULD NOT DIE HERE AND HAMDAN AND ERIC HAVE NOT COME TO PICK ME AND MY BROTHER HERE IN THE ONLY CYBER CAFE ALONG HOSPITAL ROAD IN ABECHE SINCE WE ARRIVED LAST WEEK MONDAY.
PLEASE REV, YOU CAN SEND THIS FEES TO US IT IS ONLY 3000 DOLLARS SO THAT I CAN PAY THE DRIVER.

One full week in a cyber cafe in Abeche? What's so bad about that? Probably nice to have a change of cyber cafes rather than the same old shithole in Lagos he usually operates his idiotic scams from.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:43 pm

Well, Rev was NOT happy at how Adamu just ignores his problems. This relationship is starting to get to be all about Adamu. Rev doesn't like that:

Quote:

Are you going to completely ignore what I said in my last email? Do you not feel bad for me? I mean, I had the worst day ever and all you do is talk about yourself! Part of being a good TWAT means that you need to think of others. I demand that you address it. I have needs too. This cannot be one sided you know!

Adamu, you have to get a picture. This is not an option. We need you to get a picture of you, your friend and the driver if you can. Now.

Maybe he'll be a little more considerate. I mean, EXTRA MEAT!!?!?!?! Geez.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:45 pm

What kind of person would want to kill a couple of missionaries over a little bit of money?

It would be a shame if we called the driver (whose number we have) and spilled the beans about Adamu and his friend being 419 scammers and told him that there is no way in hell that he is ever going to get paid. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:49 pm

Yes, quite a shame. Oh and guys, as I am just getting back from the weekend, reading up on everything, I'm proud to see that we finally got an ethics thread out of this. I thought we lost our zing. Twisted Evil

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
I AM SORRY FOR WHAT THAT HAPPEN TO YOU REV DOVER (That's it???), PLEASE YOU SEE I AM NOT OKAY YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND MY SITUATION HERE IN ABECHE CHAD.
I AM HERE NOW FOR ONE MONTH SLEEPING OUTSIDE WITHOUT GOOD FOOD AND WATER AND MEMBER OF TWAT CHURCH IN NIGERIA ARE OF MY WAY ABOUT BECAUSE OF THE OFFICATING OF THE CHURCH.
AS I TOLD YOU EARLY IT IS QUITE PITY OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO YOU I KNOW GOD IS IN CONTROL.
PLEASE REV BENJAMIN,DO ME FAVOUR THE WU THAT WAS SENT TO ME BY THE TWAT ACCOUNT SHOULD BE RESEND DUE TO LANGUAGE BARRY WE DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WU MANAGER MEANT BY SEPERATION UNTIL THE DRIVER GOT INTERPRINTER AND SAID THAT THE WU SHOULD BE SEND 1000USDOLLAR EVERY DAY FOR THREE DAYS.I WILL SEND YOU THE PICTURE AS SOON AS I PAY THE DRIVER AND I CAN GET THE DRIVER PIC TOO BECAUSE BY THEN HE WILL BE HAPPY FOR BEEN PAID HIS MONEY.
PLEASE REV DOVER, ASSIST TO INFORM THE TWAT ACCOUNT SESSION TO RESEND THE WU 1000 EACH DAY FOR THREE DAYS PLEASE.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN
ADAMU

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

They seems to be awfully concerned about the drivers hand. Maybe he should get some gloves for the driver to wear. That should save them from the evil hand.

This is already one pissed off driver, and it's only going to get worse.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:39 pm

Enough dicking around here. We want a picture and we want it now Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

Brother Adamu,

First off, our accounting staff sent you three transfers on Saturday. You should have them by now. They cancelled the other one that you did not pick up.

Second, I am a bit confused about things. Eric and Hamdan told me that they picked you up, gave you the money, and sent you on the plane back to Nigeria. You tell me that you have never seen them and that you are still in Abeche. I am here in the United States, unable to see anything that is going on there. I hesitate to say that anyone is telling me a lie, but obviously, someone must be.

Please do not take offence to this Adamu, but I have known Eric a long time. I trust what he says. But you are also insisting that you are still in Abeche. To help me get to the bottom of this, send me a photo of you immediately taken in Abeche. I need to see that you are really there. If you really are, I promise that a UNHCR person will get you right away, pay your driver, and get you back to Nigeria on a UN plane. Without the photo, I cannot convince the UNHCR people so it is incredibly important that I get the photo and that it proves that you are in Abeche, nowhere else.

Finally, this driver sounds like a dangerous man. No one has the right to threaten your life. You should get away from this man. I suggest that you contact the police or the UNHCR people there and have them contact me. I will fix this.

I hope that I am clear on this. Rev. Phystme is getting pretty upset with me about all of the delays.

Blessings,

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:07 pm

Adamu has proven once again that when a traveling TWAT finds himself streded in a far away foriegn land, in hash conditions, without food, water or money, that, with a little well directed effort, things can get a lot worse. Twisted Evil

I still think it would be in his best interest to flee from that mean, ugly, soon to be violent driver and make his way to one of the many refugee camps in the area. Some are within 60 miles and he could easily walk that far in two days, or so........once there he would clearly be at the end of the line.
If he thought getting to Abeche was a trial wait til he tries to go back the other way.
If he ever asks any of you why this was done to him just say "The devil made me do it!"
Laughing

Great bait people!

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:13 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

What kind of person would want to kill a couple of missionaries over a little bit of money?

It would be a shame if we called the driver (whose number we have) and spilled the beans about Adamu and his friend being 419 scammers and told him that there is no way in hell that he is ever going to get paid.

Unless that is all three of them went on another safari to find a trunk box buried in the desert. It was on a US military plane that crashed during the war.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Be_Good_%28aircraft%29

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:44 pm

Quote:

THE DRIVER WANTED TO KILL US SAVE ME FROM HIS HAND

Quote:

AND RESEND THE WU YOU SEND LAST WEEK PLEASE SO THAT I CAN BE FREE FROM THE DRIVER HAND

Quote:

PLEASE I AM NOT OKAY SAVE MY SOUL FROM THE DRIVER HAND PLEASE.

My bro-in-law had a brilliant suggestion... if nothing else, we should get a picture of the driver's hand. It sounds REALLY scary. I mean, see how scared they are?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 18

Implore stinkboi to steal the drivers car and get his arse towards Sudan. It sounds like stinkboi's demise is at HAND.

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