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sickofcrapmail
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Jul 2006
Posts: 23
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:11 pm |
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This came into my spam trap.... Note the bit in red. Had to share it.
From: Mr.Barker Ronald
Armor Security Vault and Finance Company;
Manchester M27 5FX,
United Kingdom.
ATTN.Sir,Ma
This is to inform you that your funds of Ten Million United States Dollars (US$10,000.000.00 MILLION) has been approved for immediate transfer to your account. For the purpose of clarification, you are advised to reconfirm your Full Names, Direct Telephone Numbers, Physical Address with Zip Code so that there will be no error during the transfer of the funds to you in your account or country of residence. Your quick response will be highly appreciated.
HOWEVER ,WE WANT USE THIS TIME TO LET YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE ALIVE OR NOT BECAUSE A LETTER CAME TO US THAT YOU ARE SICK.
Thanks as we await your prompt response.
Faithfully yours,
From: Mr.Barker Ronald
Armor Security Vault and Finance Company;
Manchester M27 5FX, United Kingdom
[email protected] |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:34 pm |
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Tell him you are not sure if you are dead or not, but you will have a doctor check you. Then, the next email, tell him the doctor is not sure either, because you are breathing, but you have no heartbeat. And is it ok for a person in your condition proceed with a business transaction? |
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:19 pm |
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^^^^ "...you are breathing, but you have no heartbeat..." that'll definitely confuse the lad! |
_________________ "...is Fu*k, Yeah a state or city in United States?"<--- (・~ ・?...-Hā§§an Bāí.
(◦_°●)O---('~' )o<sup><strike>419 四百十九</strike>!!!</sup>
백두산, 白頭山.
詐欺師との戦い!
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X13 x10 x 12 |
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AEarhart51
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 50
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:30 pm |
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Maybe having a safe dropped on you by incompetent bank robbers rendered you temporarily brain dead, but despite now having severe mental side effects, you wish to continue your transaction to get the fund.
You can insert "Fuck you" or other obscene insults in your emails to him with impunity. Blame your illness which causes you to curse randomly. You apologize. |
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Eddie Valient, PI
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 27
Location: Toontown
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:26 am |
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^^^^Yep, nothin' like a good ole case of Tourette's Syndrome to excuse the public f-bombs... |
_________________ I AM GIVING ASSURANCE AS SOON YOU FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS AND THE FUNDS WHICH YOU WILL BE RECEIVE IS 100% RICK FREE AND WILL NOT OCCURE ANY PROBLEMS - Willi@ms B0sman (Lord knows I don't need any more Rick's in my life!) |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:55 pm |
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I sent this email to him this morning. I'll let you know if he responds.
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Dear Mr. Barker Ronald,
I received this letter a couple of days ago, and was very surprised.
Why would I be getting 10 million dollars, and who is the money from?
Please let me know, ok? You asked me if I was alive or not, so I went
to my doctor to make sure, as I'm very old, and sometimes I'm not sure
myself. He told me that I was breathing well, and I had normal
brainwaves, but he couldn't hear my heartbeat. I'm going back for
more tests tomorrow. If he determines that I'm dead, does that mean I
will not get the money?
Regards,
Dana Scully |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 4445
Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:07 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:43 pm |
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Apparently, it doesn't matter if I'm dead or not....as he responded to my silly email.
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ATTN: DANA SCULLY
THANKS FOR YOUR QUICK RESPOND. I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE WORKING ON YOUR FILE, SO AS SOON AS WE ARE THROUGH WITH IT WE WILL LET YOU KNOW ON HOW YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOU. BUT BEFORE THAT WE WANT YOU TO FILL THIS FORM AND SEND IT BACK TO US, SO THAT WE CAN CROSS CHECK WITH THE FILE WE HAVE HERE IN OUR OFFICE, TO AVOID MAKING MISTAKE.
blah, blah, blah... |
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_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:42 pm |
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I actually had one lad going for quite a while by telling him that my doctor was not sure whether I was alive or not, he had to order more tests, blah blah blah. It went for several rounds of emails befire he finally dumped me. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Apr 29, 2008 1:52 am |
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I think I'll send him one of those flipped or upsidedown, or both! emails.
One will be the flipped information he wanted, and the other will be an upsidedown doctor's test results. I'll ask him to read it, and tell me if I'm dead or not, as my glasses broke today. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Posted:
Tue Apr 29, 2008 3:59 am |
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nothin' like a good ole case of Tourette's Syndrome
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Has anyone tried that over the phone with these lads? |
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