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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:49 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:00 pm |
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The French are always complaining about EVERYTHING. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:28 pm |
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Yeah - bloody whingers. Nobody likes a whinger |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:42 pm |
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~ Ginger Head,
... you just made my weekend, thanks, I needed that ! I'll be refreshing my browser more often than da stinksta'd like refresh himself .. |
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K[o]
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 95
Location: Hiding in the bush at the heart of muguland
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:20 pm |
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OMG JoJo I can only imagine what will happen when he walks in with that WU form in arabic.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats is fantastic |
_________________ " KEEP WAISTING AND DELAYING WELL THE TIME COMES FOR THE COCK AND THE END OF YOUR LIFE " J@mes M@f1@
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:25 pm |
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Aw, I'm going to be offline for a day or two. Well, I'll have some catching up after Passover, then.
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BTW, I've been showing this thread to a friend of mine, and she's as taken as the rest of you by Stinky's odyssey. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:37 pm |
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We need t-shirts:
Front: "Hash Conditions"
Back: "Sparkling pinot noir with roast chicken." |
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Eressea
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 74
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:45 pm |
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I can imagine what will happen when Adamu shows the WU form to the driver to show that his share of the money is safe... |
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Have a look at this
http://unjoblist.org/lists/Organisation/UNHCR
The UNHCR Ab�ch� is offering a job as a nutrition officer.
Our friend is in the right place at the right time. This is the occasion of a lifetime. Let's have him take a photograph of himself and write a CV. |
_________________ E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:31 pm |
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I can't imagine prisons in Chad being anything other than places for those who can't afford bribes to slowly die. Beds are unlikely, let alone showers. In many third-world prisons, you'll only get the food your relatives bring you. Doesn't look promising, does it? |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:38 pm |
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manbiteslion wrote: |
Doesn't look promising, does it? |
Well, you can always send a lad or two from a neighbouring country to visit him, can't you |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:03 am |
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I think this says it all really. I'm just not sure if stinkyboi is the one on the left, or the one on the right
I've just caught up reading the last 5 pages and my sides ache, my face aches, and my cheeks are wet with tears |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:21 am |
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^^^So? These guys could have said anywhere along the trip "forget this, I'm going back to Lagos and getting an honest job". It's free will and karma all rolled into one stinky mess. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Ms. Ding L. Berry
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 33
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:58 am |
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Bwaa haa haa. I guess that's where we all agree. |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:02 am |
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Ms. Ding L. Berry
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 33
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:07 am |
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Thanks ScamPatroller. And sorry, it wasn't my intention to disrupt this thread. |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:05 am |
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I just read this entire bait you guys owe me a new keyboard. |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:10 am |
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:00 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
As Razor once pointed out, it not a jet. It's a turbo prop, and no, Jojo doesn't know how to fly one of those either. I am pretty sure that Eric does though. Too bad that Eric is no where to be seen.
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It's not that hard. Push forward on the stick and the houses get bigger pull back and they get smaller. Pull back too far and they get bigger again. Sounds pretty simple to me. Of course the biggest airplane I've ever flown is a C172. |
_________________ please feed me in with more info. - Dr. Soludo
Also we found out that some of the officials of the prostates may have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money.
LET ME TELL YOU,SINCE YOU DID NOT HAVE A SINGLE RESPECT,YOU MOUTH MAY PUT YOU INTO TROUBLE. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:51 am |
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DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE.
I MADE A REQUEST FROM YOU YESTERDAY TO DO ME FAVOUR BECAUSE OF MY PREDICAMENT HERE IN ABECHE. BUT THIS MORNING HAMDAN SEND A WU BUT I CANNOT READ IT BECAUSE IT IS WRITTEN IN ARABIC, BUT HE TOLD ME TO GO TO BANK AND GIVE A CLERK IN THE BANK. I AM DOING THAT NOW AS SOO AS I COLLECT THE MONEY I WILL TELL YOU BUT REV DOVER I HAVVE NOT SEE BOTH HAMDAN AND ERIC TILL NOW . I AM NOT HAPPY OF MY SITUATION HERE IN ABECHE HONESTLY.
PLEASE REV YOU CAN STILL SEND ME A LITTLE AMOUNT OF MONEY SO THAT I AND MY BROTHER WILL NOT COLLASPE HERE IN ABECHE BECAUSE OF HUNGER PLEASE. I SEND YOU A NAME YESTERDAY TO SEND ME MONEY AS AN APPEAL I APPEAL TO YOU PLEASE REV BENJJAMIN NO MATTER LITTLE IT IS I WILL APPRECIATE IT.
PLEASE REV YOU CAN STILL TELL HAMDAN AND ERIC TO COME AND PICK ME HERE IN A CAFE ALONG HOSPITAL ROAD IN ABECHE PLEASE .
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. |
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_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:08 am |
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Don't forget to tell him that the escort agency accidently sent you two hookers instead of one.
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:45 am |
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Bye Adamu - thanks for the laughs |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:00 am |
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Well, 419Weasel called my cell and patched me through to stinky so I could hear his lovely voice. The delay was horrible, but it seems that the WU person informed him of a Chad law that only allows transfers of 1000 USD or less, so he wants us to split it up into 3 parts for him. Unfortunately, they close at 3 today and aren't open tomorrow. I assured him I'll do my best to get it done today, but it might be Monday morning.
I also asked him if they're having fun there in Abeche. He said no. No fun at all. Anyway, she'll post that call up tomorrow.
I can't believe they didn't catch hell over all of the insults on the WU form.
This just came into the Eric/Hamdan box:
Stinkstafari wrote: |
THANK YOU FOR THE WU I RECEIVE IT THIS MORNING AND PRINTED IT OUT AND WHEN TO THE BANK WITH THE DRIVER BUT THE BANK MANAGER TOLD ME THAT THEY CANNOT PAY 3000 IN A BULK THAT YOU HAVE TO SPLIT IT INTO 1000 ,1000 US DOLLARS THAT IS WHAT THE LAW SAY IN ABECHE .
PLEASE YOU SHOULD DO IT TODAY AND HELP US THEY ARE CLOSEN TODAY BY 3PM AND THERE IS NO WORK TOMORROW .PLEASE HELP US PLEASE I AM WAITING.
THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN |
This just went to him from Dover, in response to his last mail posted above. We attached the picture of the pizza that was posted a couple pages back on this thread:
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Dearest Adamu,
I'm sorry to hear that you're still having problems collecting the money and freeing yourself from the clutches of the driver. Let me tell you how bad MY day is. Not only did I just find out that you couldn't collect the money, but my pizza just got delivered. Guess what it had on it???? EXTRA meat. I didn't order extra meat. Can you believe that? Look at the pic I attached! Rubbish! I might as well throw it away! The waiter at lunch yesterday served me Wrotham Pinot Sparkling Wine with my roasted chicken, loaded baked potato and veggies. Any idiot knows that a Sparkling Wine doesn't go with chicken. He should have brought me the Sauvignon like I requested. Idiot Waiter.
Plus, we are having steak for dinner and frankly, I'm just not that hungry. The thermostat is set on 68 in here and I am freezing cold. I wish it was hot outside. That makes me think... I got in my BMW yesterday morning and the air conditioner is broken. What's the point of driving a beemer if the air doesn't work. I'll get to church and be all hot and sweaty. Yuck. So, I'm walking down the street waiting for it to get fixed. What happens? People are basically THROWING donations at me. I mean, I understand that I am the pastor, but geez. What does it take for a guy to have a quiet walk down the street on a nice, breezy day? Also, I just had a new mattress delivered. It's really nice. A king size. But guess what! It doesn't fit in our room. It's too big. What a series of crappy events.
I am sure your day is going much better than mine.
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_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Nigeria
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 15
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:11 am |
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This is great stuff but could you tell him you want to feature him in your monthly newsletter and he needs to email you a picture of him holding up the TWAT logo? |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:30 pm |
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Hahahaha! He must be so hungry! Looks like this TWAT is going to get faaaaaaaaahked!
Amazing stuff.... I can't wait for the phone call |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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