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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:40 pm |
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This is hilarious 
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DEAR PROFESSOR,
YOU CAN NOT EVEN WRITE WELL, YOUR NAME IS VERY HARD FOR YOU TO WRITE YOU MURDERER RITUALIST LIKE YOU IS ONLY FUCK..... YOU KNOW IF VENTURE TALK ANY RUBBISH I WILL PERSONALLY INFORM EFCC TO ATTACK THEN YOU WILL TELL THEM WERE YOU GOT THE MONEY FROM.
YOU YORUBA GOAT THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP WHY CANT YOU MAKE MOUTH YOU INGRATE, I DON'T BLAME YOU, YOUR MOTHER IS STILL FEEDING YOU SHE COMPLAIN EVERY DAY OF YOU TRYING TO RAPE HER SHE SAID YOU HAVE BEING SLEEPING WITH YOUR SIBLINGS, YOU HAVE EVEN GOT ONE OF YOUR SISTER PREGNANT YOU HIV POSITIVE.
BASTARD I AM RIGHT AT YOUR BACK WATCHING YOU IF YOU MAKE ANY MOVE I WILL GET YOU ARRESTED, IS ONLY HOMO SEXUAL LIKE YOU CAN ANSWER YOU SIR. YOU THAT STILL WEE IN YOUR PANTS I WILL MAKE IT A HEAD LINE NEW IN THIS DAY NEWS PAPER THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE AND THE KIND OF AMOUNT YOU SAID YOU ARE HAVING IN YOUR RITUALIST ACCOUNT. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:43 pm |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:51 pm |
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| THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP |
I love culturally obscure insults... |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:03 pm |
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That's quite a greasy soup, I guess, but hardly as insulting as oedepal HIV+ incest! By comparison being a clumsy cook isn't really the stuff of nightmares!
Did you chop his dolla? Good man! |
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:58 pm |
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| YORUBA GOAT THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP |
Coincidentally I had that for dinner tonight |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:10 am |
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| This is hilarious |
Let's see just how bad you are...
-You are a murderer and still wee your in your pants
That must be a fun combination.
-You try to rape your mother every day
-You have been sleeping with your siblings
-You got your sister pregnant
You did or are doing the last three, and you are gay? 
He's a few peanuts shy of a full bag, methinks. |
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:19 am |
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That was fun to read! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Good work. You oughta be right proud.  |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:33 am |
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What did you do to deserve that tirade? You got him all worked up. Please share! |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:47 am |
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One of these days,you must post a stickie,How to really piss off a lad. |
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What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:17 am |
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"YOU THAT STILL WEE IN YOUR PANTS"?
Thanks for posting this nimrod's email addy. I may just have to bait him. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:53 am |
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Very nice rant you provoked from your lad but I don't understand this phrase.
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| WHY CANT YOU MAKE MOUTH YOU INGRATE, |
Ah, who cares, lets massbait this guy for giggles and grins.
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AEarhart51
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 50
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:02 pm |
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I find it interesting that all their worst insults concern some sort of nasty sexual perversions. |
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Spear N. Magichelmet
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 86
Location: eating nice puffy rolls full of yeasty goodness
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:21 pm |
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| You did or are doing the last three, and you are gay? |
Clearly, if he is raping his mother and sisters AND is homo sexual [sic], then he is a girl.
How was the op? |
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K[o]
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 95
Location: Hiding in the bush at the heart of muguland
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:24 am |
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I think this lad will be added on my list to insult bait  |
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metodomom
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Apr 2008
Posts: 16
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:11 pm |
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YOU YORUBA GOAT THAT USE ONE BOTTLE OF OIL COOK ONE POT OF SOUP WHY CANT YOU MAKE MOUTH YOU INGRATE, I DON'T BLAME YOU, YOUR MOTHER IS STILL FEEDING YOU SHE COMPLAIN EVERY DAY OF YOU TRYING TO RAPE HER SHE SAID YOU HAVE BEING SLEEPING WITH YOUR SIBLINGS, YOU HAVE EVEN GOT ONE OF YOUR SISTER PREGNANT YOU HIV POSITIVE.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:18 pm |
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Tell him he's given you the idea for your next porn movie, The Family That Lays Together Stays Together, and he'll get a mention in the credits... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:48 am |
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No coherent comments until I stop laughing. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:00 am |
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I received an OIL SOUP insult once in a highly charged rant. It seems to be highly esteemed along with goats in the regional culture. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:54 am |
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Ah, I get it. To use an entire bottle of oil for just one pot of soup is quite wasteful. Shame, shame. Also sir, your soup is too oily, and tastes nothing like my mother's soup.
It's a delicate insult, yet cuts to the bone!!! Nice work Strongside, but be careful, this lad may be watching you make that soup... |
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metodomom
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Joined: 26 Apr 2008
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:33 am |
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The scammers get nasty when they realize they have been baited. However, they never stop to think the damage they can potentially cause.
Its like they can't express their anger and they go off at a tangent! HIV, Aids, mother, goats, cooking oil...!!!!! |
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Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:24 am |
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I am not 100% certain, but, I think that you just might have upset him...he does seem to be a trifle miffed over something or other doesn't he?!  |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:49 am |
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This was excellent. Thanks for sharing!  |
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