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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:10 pm

i replied my standard response to an email

Dear brother Richard

thank you for your email. i was in prayer and asked the creator to provide me a soul that is in need of help. like a miracle i open my email and see your request.

Please brother tell me more of how i may help you.

P@stor J1zm

i await the standard scripted reply. and to my surprise i receive this

Dear P@stor J1zm,
Pls.confirm the receipt of this mail,and get back to me.Many thanks to your respond.I am having two things facing me.I cann't remember what i discussed with you.pls.forward it me to enable me discuss further.I don't need to border you much.

I expect to hear from you soonest.
Richard. Shocked

i guess he's not the only one who forgot, i don't even remember what his initial request was.

Brother Richard

was it not you requesting help to withdraw funds? if not i apologize that i have bothered you.

P@stor J1zm

what is wrong with the world when scammers can't even remember the scam?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:19 pm

Just send him the same thing from different addy's, just to make sure he keeps being busy Twisted Evil

Or post it here, I have a few addys for him too then Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:28 pm

I had one scam mail that had one line of a Lotto scam followed by a complete NOK scam.

Lads deserve a special fate when they are so incompetent that they have to ask their victim's help to remember what their scam was.

I loved this paragraph from a scam mail in today

Quote:

The wife serve me a delicious poisoned rice meal (if he knows that it was delicious he must be dead I guess) last time,but for the Devine mercy the daughter secretly whispered to me not to eat the meal; i wasted the meal to the bin only to find two dead rat on the bin (dead or alive the presence of rats would not be a very encouraging sign) the following morning and that made me to run away immediately. And i don't want to stay long here since i know nobody or much money to pay for hotel bill.Dear, I honourably seek your assistance in the following ways:

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:54 pm

@bill, i'll give him a couple days to see what sort of fun he's looking for, then perhaps post the info for all to enjoy.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:09 pm

If he can't remember which formats he's running, perhaps he can be led off-script easily whilst he struggles to work it out?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:07 am

I recently answered a mail in which the scam was to get money for a little girl who needed a surgery (those bastards) and when the lad got my response, she sent me a new scam about an elderly woman who was going to give all her money to one lucky dude... I was just like... WTF! hehe...

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:10 pm

That is just to see if you're a fraudster or baiter, I usually leave those alone until he starts to get nervous, then I (new character) come back from my trip to the inner parts of Brazil and answer them. Always make sure you know where your lad is and what he is up to Twisted Evil