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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:19 pm

Wow, perhaps this is just what they need. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

@ JoJo, that WU secure is so friggin good Laughing

, poor lad Twisted Evil

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

That should get some results! Very Happy

Perhaps Dover could be in bed recovering from a hangover he got from celebrating a little too hard at last nights TWAT Feast of the Blessed. But the shrimp TWAT had flown in for the occassion was damn good!

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:30 pm

This will be the email that they soon get from Dover:

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Let me tell you how bad MY day is. Not only did I just find that out, but my pizza just got delivered. Guess what it had on it???? EXTRA meat. I didn't order extra meat. Can you believe that? I might as well throw it away! The waiter at lunch yesterday served me Wrotham Pinot Sparkling Wine with my roasted chicken, loaded baked potato and veggies. Any idiot knows that a Sparkling Wine doesn't go with chicken. He should have brought me the Sauvignon like I requested. Idiot Waiter.
Plus, we are having steak for dinner and frankly, I'm just not that hungry. The thermostat is set on 68 in here and I am freezing cold. I wish it was hot outside. That makes me think... I got in my BMW yesterday morning and the air conditioner is broken. What's the point of driving a beemer if the air doesn't work. I'll get to church and be all hot and sweaty. Yuck. So, I�m walking down the street waiting for it to get fixed. What happens? People are basically THROWING donations at me. I mean, I understand that I am the pastor, but geez. What does it take for a guy to have a quiet walk down the street on a nice, breezy day? Also, I just had a new mattress delivered. It's really nice. A king size. But guess what! It doesn't fit in our room. It's too big. What a series of crappy events.

I am sure your day is going much better than mine.

Just the right amount of whine.

@arabella.butafogo

We cannot really get them moving. The truth is, they have no money. As YW says, it might as well just be the moon, because they have no means of getting there. The truth is, they will have to walk wherever they go.

EDIT: Grammar

EDITED AGAIN: Why? Prof's an idiot? Yeah, that will do.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:37 pm

Of course they can. The driver's still around, they need to be a bit persuasive for the driver to get his fee and expenses paid a few miles up the road ..

The arabic WU form is great fun, maybe "this is a hold up, don't notify anyone or you'll get killed, I want $200,000 in small bills" could have done the trick..

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Check the posessive in the email. You've got some "you"'s when it should be "me" in the whine about the wine.

Nice email. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:45 pm

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I am sure your day is going much better than mine.

I'm sure they'll send some really positive vibes to B Dover when they hear of his plight Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:46 pm

Jay- thanks. Errors corrected.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:47 pm

I love the sparkling wine bit there Jayhawk. It's so damned pretentious, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that one.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

whoops. Check it again. You've got a "your" where there should be a "my" in the wine whine.

Just call me the 419 proofreader. Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Fantastic. I hope he enjoys being treated by the driver.

I suspect the bait is over once he hands that to the WU agent!

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^ I expect he will be over once he hands that to the WU agent - I will miss him!

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:03 pm

^^^^^

BWHAHAHAHAAHAH! That's hilarious!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 5

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But then he might as well have the words chiseled straight away onto his tombstone

I had to get an acount and reply to that quote...that made me spit out my Sprite in laughter[/quote]

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:17 pm

Welcome! Join the fun. I'm glad to see this is getting new people interested. Hopefully, once it is over, YW will get off his lazy arse and publish the whole thing.

Also, when we send the whiny email to the lad from Dover, we are going to attach this pic:

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:18 pm

The only downside is he'll get nourished in jail .. maybe they'll even let him take a shower .. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:22 pm

^^Yeah, he needs to get arrested..............for the shower! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ True, but he may be so distraught that he'll end up dropping the soap, if you know what I mean. Very Happy

And YW, everyone knows that a Sparkling Wine is a social wine, not a table wine. Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:28 pm

Hopefully the WU agent will call government security rather than local militia.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

I think his one saving grace for the WU document is that it's obvious he's being set up.

The driver isn't going to care about that though!

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:31 pm

^^^ Aren't they pretty much one and the same? Either way he's screwed.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:34 pm

Jojo, I love your bad day email. I bet your day is much worse than your lads! What a series of shitty mistakes!

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:36 pm

I was thinking that local militia wouldn't provide a shower.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:36 pm

You people are wonderfully, horribly nasty. I'd pay by WU transfer to see Stinky's face when he gets your mail.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You could also send him this photo you took at the restaurant to prove that it was a sparkling wine, and not a table wine that was served to you.

Clearly that is a Wrotham Pinot Sparkling and not a Sauvignon.

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