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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:06 am

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i cannot make it chad because many Nigerians have been killed there

Might they still have vigilante justice in that part of the world?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:02 am

Looks like he might be going, I think he's asking if I can make a reservation at N' Djamena?

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Mr Michael,

I think theres direct flight only from lagos----yola, which is the capital of maiduguri or can you make a search for me a flight that go directly from here to chad.

secondly, it wil be prefarably if you can get a phone contact i will call in chad when i get there and my mind will be at peace ,that i know where i am going and who to meet or how to hook-up with the person .

Moreso, i will scan you my photo for you to see this morning so you will know when i will be arriving N'jamena, i know in life, theres no rosy road to fame, no easy path to glory , life requires some grimmed determination.

To be sincere i know you have connections in lagos already and i know this will not take you people anything but just the concern of knowning how struggle i can be to make things happen.

Well , you have to prepare me a particular hotel i will arriving at in chad , the name , address, contact telephone, my reservation number and if you do not want to give me a number to call , you can talk to the hotel receptionist or hotel manager to alert you when i arrive, i think this is best we can make this happen , considering the facts that i do not know anyone in N'jamena.

so if you want to help me out here, i hear ya that i will be taking a direct bus from maiduguri to n'jamena,but i am still not sure of the place i will be going on there. so get me a place to stay there or an hotel which you will come and meet me there and a telephone number to call when i arrive ok.

With much regards,i am happy to read your email this morning and i do want to keep a long business relationship with you and the company , i would like to see too Mr michael and Mr cormac in chad or we hook up one day in this life.

I think my photo will say it all about me when i arrive there, so you know who you want to meet.

regards

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:26 pm

Reaper, I'd be glad to send him a WU Secure to get him to Chad. Lads LOVE it there! Just get me your lad's details. The beauty about N'djamena is that it is just right around the corner from Maiduguri. I mean, he could practically walk.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:26 pm

Maybe he'll be able to carry Adamu's dead carcass back to Lagos for us?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:45 pm

WU Secure sent to Chad. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:47 pm

Tell him to bring an extra sandwich for Adamu. Just make sure he knows that he doesn't like anything between the two pieces of bread. Just dry (hopefully moldy) bread, with a little dirt on it.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:25 pm

Please, please do send a change of clothing along for "Stinky the Notorious Nigerian."

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:47 pm

Usually this lad emails me once or twice a day(and on weekends). I haven't heard from him in almost 3 days now. Something tells me he's on his way. Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:42 am

Ok, he's not on his way but he is trying:

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Mr Michael,

I receive the message from westernunion but theres a
little mistakes from the transfer of $3,000

The full name on my international passport is

....only

Please make the correction with westernunion ok ,

Moreso, theres a little problem here, and the problem
is i have been to the bus pack ,but most of buses
available only moves on friday-saturday from lagos
here, i have not been to the airport yet for the
ticket enquiry but before i could get there yesterday
as saturday all offices are close because of thhe
traffic, so what i am hoping now , is how i will be
able to meet up and see,if i can get a ticket to fly
to Yola tomorrow and be on my way to chad,

can you check for me please how many hours drive from
Yola----chad?

I sent this back:

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Dear Mr Shola,

I have checked with my accountant and he tells me that the name will be fine. They will still know it is you. All you need to do when you get to N'Djamena is quote the MTCN , the test question and answer to get the money, you won't need identification. I believe it says that somewhere on the receipt.

If I recall correctly, from Yola it should only be a few hours to Chad. The private plane as I told you before had to leave on Sunday, however we have had a talk to the Chad Airport officials and convinced them you are coming here so we could extend the Planes stay for a few days.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Michael.

His reply:

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Mr Michael,

Ok that is good, at least just tell them you need
like a week or more, because of the traveling problem
from here, i have to the specific time i will be
leaving lagos to Yola, so i wil update you as soon as
possible, hope there will not be any problem in
N'jamena while coming back to Nigeria here.

Moreso let me try the airport today to know the exact
flight that travel to Yola, i will get back to you as
soon as i know something soon ok

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 6:15 am

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hope there will not be any problem in N'jamena while coming back to Nigeria here.

*Cough* IDIOT *Cough*

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:20 pm

This just in:

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Mr Michael,

Well i have good news for you here, i have been to
the airport this morning here and two options i have
here is the best for me to make the trip as no buses
is loading maiduguri, the capital of maiduguri is
borno and i was told that is 2hhrs drive from
maiduguri central to CHAD. i am happy to know this for
sure.

The plane moves friday , saturday, and sundays, but
theres no seat no more for today as it all fully
booked at 35,000naira per person.

so here is the problem , the cost of the plane ticket
from lagos to maiduguri is 35,000naira and right now
you know my situation, no one to assist and little i
can gather is what i get from some of my shoes i sold
here and it is just 17,000 i had on me here now, so i
am expecting a response from a friend but he promise
me this coming friday to get the money for me , and it
will be 20,000naira. Till i can get to chad on
saturday next week.

So let me know what is happening have you been able to
get the days extend from chad?

Email me back as soon as possible

Shola

Just how many pairs does this guy have?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:46 pm

Fanstastic Reaper.

Your mugu is totally convinced. Make sure he takes a umbrella, he is going to need it.

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:53 pm

Reap, I tink dis guy haz too many chooz.

Or HAD too many chooz. Very funny!

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:10 am

I'm gonna see if I can get him to hold up a sign for the pilot. Of course the pilot speaks and reads Arabic, so the sign should be in Arabic...

Now I just need a good translator... Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 68

The pilot should be given a sign about midway through the flight. I think it should read something like, "I have a bomb. Say 'hi' to that twat Mohammed for me." It will make that flight a little more interesting.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:19 pm

Excellent stuff Reaper! Safari + Lad Confusion = Lad Pain clapping

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:26 pm

^^The lad has a one way ticket to Chad, the pilot is actually none other than our very own 419weasel here. The lad should be holding the sign outside the WU office. This is to get her attention when he rings her to say he is ready to be picked up. Oh and probably everyone else's in the vicinity. Twisted Evil

This is the email I've sent him:

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Dear Mr Shola,

Saturday should be just ok. We are really pushing it here, this is a huge favour I am pulling off for you. But so far everything is on track. I will get the pilot to ring you on Friday as you mentioned. Now Ms Ashley speaks both English and Arabic, she would like you to hold up a sign in Arabic outside the WU office or internet cafe after you ring her. That will make it easier for her to spot you, along with your pictures.

The reason she wants it in Arabic is that if it is in English some people may mistake you for some kind of Christian missionary. They really do not like those types of people in Chad so we would like to be as careful as possible. Would you be able do to this for her?

Michael.

Loosely translated the sign will be saying: Muhammad is the devil. I am gay and will rape your father and brother. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:29 pm

Hell's teeth, just the first sentence is bad enough...

Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:30 pm

Reaper wrote:

^^The lad has a one way ticket to Chad,

A tear of joy just went down my face. Well done Reaper. Well done. So, what's the status.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:53 pm

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Mr Michael,

Send her my pictures and moreso, ask her to call me by name or we should a secret question and an answer to that too.

I spoke to my friend lastnite but he promises as soon as he gets he salaries on thursday or friday , i will be on my way , depending on the time, because i will go and check if they do move on friday , so they can fly me on that friday afternoon or saturday morning,

Best way also, if she can tell me how to do the sign you mentioned now, i think i can try , but my pictures can say it all to her ,so we will not mistakes anything for another.

Also does the westernunion office open on saturday ?

Kindly please get back to me

Ahh, soon to be mugu misery. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:57 pm

Fantastic: the mugu is totally convinced.

Love to see that he only will have a one way ticket.
Tell him to send you the photos as soon as possible.

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:50 pm

Make sure you tell him that the Western Union in N'Djamena is extremely accommodating. They're not only open on Saturdays, but open late on Sundays too! Gotta love how seriously they take customer service in Chad.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:53 am

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Dear Mr Shola,

I will certainly pass on your pictures to her. She has given me a picture of what the sign should say. I'm not quite sure how do attach it to the email so I will try to pass it on to you as soon as possible, or even just before you get there. She will try to match you to the pictures and look out for the sign to find you. I believe the WU office is open everyday except for Sunday. (I want him coming either on Friday or Saturday)

Michael.

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Mr Michael,

I do understand you very much,do send me the picture of the sign and moreso, as an arabian country , at least english is a generalised language , hope there wont be any problem for me when i speak english in the country too.

Moreso, i do not know how i can find a telephone boot where i can ring her phone from at Chad, betterstilll if you know any cafe around there nearby , from the border of the country between nigeria at maiduguri , you can direct me there to go there to send you email of alert that i am around before proceeding to WU office location there.

She can come pick me up at the cafe there instead because i do not how far the WU office from the border .

Please help a little more with a clear address of a nice cafe in chad where i can send you an email, moreso i will be putting on a Jeans Jacket that very day too .

hope to read from you soon

Shola

Now, what was that address you gave stinky mugu, Prof? Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 8:23 am

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Moreso, i do not know how i can find a telephone boot where i can ring her phone from at Chad, betterstilll if you know any cafe around there nearby , from the border of the country between nigeria at maiduguri , you can direct me there to go there to send you email of alert that i am around before proceeding to WU office location there.

We all know there is a Cyber cafe along Hospital Road in Ab�ch� and a friendly WU office nearby. Maybe this is where he should be heading.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 70

r warn him about wearing a jeans jacket in that 'hash' weather

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