The RED taxi!! The RED TAXI!!! Remy is PISSED!

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Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Yeah right his friend "Innocent"was not well named!

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:30 am

Have not heard from Remy.. Based on past emails and events following, I would guess he is on his way back to Ivory Coast. Minge won't be there, of course.. Where should Minge be, instead? Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:04 pm

I vote back to Lagos. Surprise! I want to see you treat that ungrateful wretch Remmy like a ping-pong ball, Weas.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:55 pm

I would think further away from home is good, to a country where they don't speak English is good and if their economy and safety isn't that stable is good too. Niger's northern part can be very adventurous so she must have joined up with the wrong man, thinking it was Remy's friend or so. Or dazed by the fever climbed on the wrong bus to Lagos or maybe just kicked out of the country by the police as a drug addict with her western asthma medication on her? I don't know, the furthest I got them was the MG office Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:05 pm

Mali is not that far. You took the wrong bus and ended up in Bamako ( Mali).
that should make and interesting safari.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:27 pm

This just in!! Remy is BACK where he started. Twisted Evil

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Dear Minge Merkins,

I am now in COTE D IVOIRE. I entered here by 3.00 pm today. So where are you now? Try to call my number immediately ok.

Wait for your reply to know ur where about.

Your friend,
Remy

EDITED to fix forum blowout

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:41 pm

He REALLY wants Minge to call him. Laughing

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Dear Minge,

I am now in COTE D IVOIRE waiting to read from you to know where you are at present.

Call me with <removed>, you will get me.

Your friend,
Remy

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:33 pm

Last time I checked, your character was hacking up a lung every time she tried to talk. I'm sure that the pneumonia's progressed to a very nasty fever by now, which just might mean that the poor girl is delirious.

No suggestion of where to be delirious at, really, but...could be interesting.

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:56 pm

I'd like to see Remy retracing his steps. So I vote for a surprise in Lagos.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:52 am

^^Ditto

Congrats weas! clapping

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:21 am

It's gotta be Malabo - such a nice boat ride. Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Apr 2008 Posts: 55

~ RoyalFlush,

Could be played very interestingly....

"My sight is blurry... I'm scarred and I hear weird sounds. I think I'm in an alley somewhere!" HEHEE Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:07 am

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Malabo - such a nice boat ride.

On the island of Fernando Poo!

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:42 am

Minge tried to call Remy on his Ivory Coast cell phone.. Too bad she never heard him pick up. Twisted Evil

He must still be in Lagos.

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_hello_hello.mp3

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:14 pm

More frantic emails from Remy Laughing

Subject: STILL FROM REMY/ NETWORK PROBLEM OK WAITING FOR YOUR CALL AGAIN TO KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

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Dear Minge,

How are you today? Hoping u are fine. Try to let me to know where you are ok. I was tried to speak with u this morning but net work was too bad. I am sorry for what is happening to you just because of me but God will guide u and we must meet each other today. I entered here yesterday by 3.00 pm and I will be waiting to get your call as soon as possible ok.

By now you must have been tired and hungry; God will surely protect u ok.

Try to call me back as soon as possible because I have tried several times to call u but cannot get you. When you called me this morning, I was in the cyber caf� to send you mail but unfortunately network is too bad. Call me back immediately.

Your friend,
Remy.

Subject: Make sure u follow this instruction and call me i am worried about u

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Dear Minge,

I know that you are around. I want you to follow these instructions from me. I believe if you stop the taxi, you enter inside and call me so that I will tell the driver where he will drop you at the Pharmacy the Kenya in yopougon. OR you tell me the name of hotel where you stay so that i will come there and that will make it better, you can ask the people working there and you send it to me in my box or you follow the instruction to call me so that i will talk to the driver.

Stop red taxi and give the Driver to drop you in yopougon. The red taxi only carries one person that is you and the driver. And it is called CONTE. Immediately you enter the taxi, it will start counting until u reaches the pharmacy de Kenya in yopogon. No driver who did not know the Pharmacy the Kenya in Yopougon Stop looking for the hotel for now and call me to direct the taxi to drop u at the Pharmacy the Kenya in yopougon because I believe that you are near the sea port (port bouet 2) and it is far from yopougon.

Pharmacy de Kenya in Yopougon.

Pharmacy de kenya in Yopougon (gave link to a Google search)

Or you call me so that I will speak with the Driver to direct him how he will take you from there to meet me at Pharmacy de Kenya en Yopougon.

Please try to co-operate with me so that everything will end today please, I am begging you in the name of our Almighty God now that I am here since yesterday.

May Almighty God continue to protect you Amen?

Your friend,
Remy

Sent 2x
Subject: Urgent to read from you and call me plsssssssssssssss

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Dear Minge,
How are you this evening,hoping fine. You called me in the morning but i did not hear u well because of network. Since then i did not hear from you why ? Try to follow the instruction which i gave to you so that now that i am here in COTE D IVOIRE , i will come and pick you up or you call me so that i will direct the taxi driver to drop you at PHARMACY DE KENYA IN YOPOUGON.
I am waiting seriously to read from you. Try to help me so that you will not be staying alone because i am not happy for the too much of delay.
May God protect you Amen.
Your friend,
Remy

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:10 am

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Dear Minge,

is where the taxi driver will stop you. No taxi driver who did not know that place ok.

The Red taxi carries only one person that is you and the driver or you call me immediately you stop the taxi driver so that I will speak with the driver.

Reply me please and call me as well.

Your friend now in Cote D�Ivoire.
Remy.

EDIT - Called Remy to keep him interested.
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_minge_find_red_taxi.mp3

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Jeez, that guy likes the sound of his own voice; Minge couldn't even get a cough in sideways.

Laughing

Quote:

[Cote d'Ivoire] That's what the sign said.

Can I hear the sound of an oncoming oops? Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:59 am

haha! Remy is like listening to a skipping record! I can't wait for the explosion when he finds out Minge is not in Abidjan, but some other French-speaking port! I almost slid off the couch laughing at the latest calls.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:10 pm

^^^Haha, he talks to Satan the same way.

Weasel I'm on the edge of my seat. Where could she be?? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:21 pm

This guy is really desperate to find you.
Looks like your pet is willing to follow you to the end of the world.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:36 pm

Dang, now *I'm* about to go crazy trying to find out where our hacking heroine has ended up.

Now I see why the drama genre is so popular. Smile

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Just in case anyone needed telling more than 10 times - it is a red taxi.... Very Happy

Your calls just keep getting better!

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:39 pm

Nice work, Weasy! I think the next step could be to have him miss you, and then head off to the Simba camp in Cameroon. It's a hell of a road into the park, then a 4 hour walk to the chimpanzee camp.... then... he might twig, but he would be pretty far into it, and something else could happen....

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:26 am

He's persistent...

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Dear Minge,
How are you today, hope fine. I am now in Cote D�Ivoire. Please try to follow my instructions so that we will meet each other. I am worried for you. Nothing will happen to you God is in control
Stop a red taxi called and call me so that i will speak with the driver to stop you at

I am waiting for your urgent reply.
Your friend,
Remy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You could be colorblind and get in the blue taxi by accident. Very Happy

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