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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:17 pm

Ok, my vladette has told me that she needs money, and of course, I am 100 percent willing to give my entire life savings.

So can some of you rattle off some stall tactics?

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:22 pm

Of course we're here to help you Wink

You live of a trust fund so you're going to need an invoice for a substantial sum.

Money is tight as you lost a lot on the horses this weekend, but Monday you should be all back and better again.

Computer crash, but in this case you'll just loose her I'm afraid. They have a terrible short term memory Wink

As you don't give any info, I'll stop here.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:25 pm

Ok, here is the email as is:

Quote:

%%%%%%%%% I do not know what to tell, I cannot really communicate further with
You without your help. I shall remind, I need 95 dollars on change of my tariff of the Internet.
I very much do not want you to lose. You began me very much
dear for this time. And I feel that I have to you feelings.
You break to me heart. I now have tears on my eyes.
I unfortunately already should finish, absolutely there is no money for the Internet.
But I of you ask Erdmann to help me, you can make it with the help
western ynion I already spoke about it. Please think up this money. I do not want you to lose.
I very much feel, that between us all can be developed.
I very much want dialogue with you, with you it is very interesting,
You kind. Please do not throw me.
In fact present the man, you will not cause a pain to the girl,
Which you are not indifferent. I shall stop, but very much I wait for your answer.
Your forever ######

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:31 pm

Yep, but noting about your character Laughing

1)So I start to assume the usual, rich horny beginning twenty, you can borrow her the money of course as she is just a name on the internet, would she be willing to apply for a personal loan ? Get the papers ready.
2)You love her too and to solve her financial problems you have discovered that you share a credit card, all she has to do is fill in the form and send it back to you and you can apply for her card, send it to her by mail or courier, she can have it in a few days (pm me with addy and you'll have the form in MS word)
3) what is she going to do for you, hints back to the horny part and from there you're on your own Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:35 pm

I am a little confused on what you mean.
SHE wants MY money, you now, to continue... correspondences. She wants WU, so is there fake forms I use around here?

You have to remember, I am still new at this.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:00 am

You'd be glad to help, but you just put down a big fat deposit on a new car/bike/top of the range cinema system. You used what was left in your account seeing as you have no bills til payday. All you have left is enough to live on for the next week. But as soon as payday comes the end of the month you'll be more than glad to help.

Sure, just as soon as my new card arrives. I treated myself to a new wallet, but the fastener damaged the magnetic strip (actually happened to me in real life)

Or any kind of excuse you can think of.

(edit) magnetic strip, not metallic Embarassed

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:04 am

sorry so am I Wink

She wants money and you want to stall but not refuse her right?
So you offer money in a different way and she should do something for it.
1) you'll find online a nice loan application form and have her fill that out and send back to you. 2-3 days gone if she does it right the first time.
2) send her the shared credit card application, which I will email you if you want and do the same.
3) ask her for a different favor like a special picture and I don't wanna know about it Wink

She wants something so what are you getting, they got to work for their (fake) money
She will probably insist on a WU (the only tune they know) but you waste 2-3 days discussing it.
Eventually you will have to provide a WU MTCN number, but that can be the later, much later.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

I only do lads, but I can tell ya they always have some immediate crisis that they need money for, so I just one up their crisis. I kill my mother off a lot. Not only do I have pressing funeral expenses but there's also an immediate demand for my time away from the computer.

Oh! I forgot to add, then there's the promise of a will, inheritance and estate that keeps the lads drooling over their computers, too.

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:48 am

and then there is the old:

My mother/father/sister/brother is ill
My uncle/aunt/granny/close friend died suddenly and I have to go interstate
My appendix has burst and I have been in hospital
I have been waiting for knee surgery and my turn has finally arrived

Some of these vlads/vladettes use these why shouldn't baiters
Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Posts: 130

All this month I have been using the I "IO had to pay taxes to the government which took all my cash". Next month is state taxes. But I could always get money out of my brokerage account, but that takes time and sometimes the stock crashes to nothing, sometimes my broker runs off with the cash.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 23

Of course, you could always talk of the perils going to an WU or MG office. Apparently, there's muggers about. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:20 pm

Losing or having your wallet or purse stolen works to buy some time. All of your accounts are frozen until new driver's license, bank accounts and credit cards can be issued. The timing was bad because a large amount of money (lottery winnings, inheritance, lawsuit settlement, etc.) was just wired into your account and you are dying to get to it. There should be a good reason for the lad to wait around for you. If you make it too difficult or not enticing enough, they will move on to the next potential victim.

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 1:13 am

I just got a message from the 'site admistrator' that I needed to pay HER fines. From HER email address. Really? One day after she send a pic of her, 'talents'?

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:26 pm

Of course you are willing to pay those fines, but you need an invoice so you can deduct it from your taxes, no problem, give me the invoice and I'll send the money. Invoice with an invoice number of course, date of invoice, concerning period from- to, to the right address of course, from the right address of course, with a phone number, with a 24/7 phone number due to the time difference, with all the tax separate of course, including a copy of all relevant receipts, relevant part of the contract between firm and customer, with signature of the customer of course, etc. Doesn't all have to be the in same email though Twisted Evil

You'll pay, just get the paperwork right Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:10 pm

@Bill2
Your accountant must be hell to deal with Laughing