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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:10 pm |
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^^^
Not yet you can't. It does not have the TWAT logo on the side. Gimme a few minutes. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:15 pm |
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I love it, chopped by the missionaries. Joy and laughter indeed!
Jojo you have a typo in the note; isn't "Adamu and Eric" supposed to be "Hamdan and Eric"? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:20 pm |
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Here Jojo, let's use this one.
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:21 pm |
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The driver is going to kill them. Well, maybe not kill them, but he will take his pound of flesh somehow.
I would love to be a fly on the wall when they read that message. This will not be pretty. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Eressea
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 74
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:24 pm |
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YW, may I suggest that you also Photoshop out the "Armee de ..." text on the tail of the chopper?
Just a suggestion, though. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:26 pm |
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Nice. I am sending that email to Adamu shortly. This lil' ditty from Eric/Hamdan will be at the bottom:
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Reverend Dover-
Eric and I finally picked up Adamu and his friend. They received the WU transfer. We have them here. We are boarding the plane soon. They have their money and goods. We are taking them back to Nigeria.
Eric.
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I think, as YW suggested in chat one day, we should just tell him to find a helicopter and run and get on it. Make themselves at home. We own most of them there. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:26 pm |
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@Eressea
I guess so. What is that anyhow? |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Eressea
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 74
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:34 pm |
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If you are referring to my post, IMO the "Armee" text may imply that the chopper belongs to a French (or French-speaking) army group.
I know that Adamu will be too upset (or just plain dumb) to pay attention to it, but other not-so-dumb mugus may, especially if you are planning to recycle the picture for future baits.
Just my $ 0.02, I hope I've made myself understandable (English is not my first language). |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:43 pm |
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^^Before YW got his TWAT on, the copter bore the markings of the French Armee de L'Air (Air Force). |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:49 pm |
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Eressa- good catch. Thank you very much for pointing that out.
You see, we have many resources here. It's a shame they are always out of reach.
I'm thinking the new missionaries are going to be 60 miles away. We will meet them in the middle. That's only a 30 mile walk (each way). |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:05 pm |
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Are you going to tell the twat home base you've picked him up? (dolla chop) Or that he missed the plane and he's got to find the chopper?
Edit to clearify .. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help)
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:07 pm |
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We are telling him that he has been screwed over by Eric and Hamdan, who have not only stolen Adumu's money but have now also taken off with his ride home. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:13 pm |
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I love it, carry on .. Damn .. this might just be the last contact you had with him .. I'll miss him. Will he be back you think. Nice one for a poll ... |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:22 pm |
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I am laughing just thinking about the change in his voice/demeanor as he reads the email to his friend. Imagine the one hope you have is heading north with your $200k. His friend will just start smacking him. Right in the head. And all the while, Dover thinks things are peachy. I was thinking of writing something like this after Adamu goes crazy:
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Really? They screwed you? I cannot say that I am surprised. I mean, they did something similar with someone else. But they eventually got to them. And they surely didn't steal the money. You know what's funny Adamu? I was thinking I should probably let our other missionaries handle this. Boy is my face red! I feel like an idiot! I should have gone with my gut. Now I am going to feel like an IDIOT explaining this to others. Everyone said not to let them do it. Do you have any idea how this makes me feel? I hope you can empathize with me Adamu. |
Imagine being in their situation and reading that whiny mess! |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:27 pm |
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^^^
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Love it. Yes. I would imagine he will be really embarrassed to tell Rev. Phystme what happened. Oh well. No use dwelling on the past, just learn from it I guess. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:34 pm |
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Unimaginable bastard pig foreclosure travel agents, all of you! I dissociate myself. Well, maybe .. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:42 pm |
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After chatting with YW, we figured it would be best to let him know how bad our day REALLY was! This will be added to the end of the other email.
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Let me tell you how bad MY day is. Not only did I just find that out, but my pizza just got delivered. Guess what it had on it???? EXTRA meat. I didn't order extra meat. Can you believe that? I might as well throw it away! Plus, we are having steak for dinner and frankly, I'm just not that hungry. The thermostat is set on 68 in here and I am freezing cold. I wish it was hot outside. That makes me think... I got in my BMW this morning and the air conditioner is broken. What's the point of driving a beemer if the air doesn't work. I'll get to church and be all hot and sweaty. Yuck. Also, I just had a new mattress delivered. It's really nice. A king size. But guess what! It doesn't fit in our room. It's too big. What a series of crappy events.
I am sure your day is going much better than mine.
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EDIT: Made tone SLIGHTLY less whiny. I really want him to tell us he feels bad for us. That would be insane. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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highnlow
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 18
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:43 pm |
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So this could be the first lad to take a dirt nap in the line of a safari?
EXCELLENT! |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:53 pm |
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highnlow wrote: |
So this could be the first lad to take a dirt nap in the line of a safari?
EXCELLENT! |
Perhaps, there has never been any definite proof that I have heard of but apparently some have fallen off the map, never to be heard from again. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:54 pm |
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^^^
Really? |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:09 pm |
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Quick lads, to the Twatcopter
This safari is still delivering at all levels, nice job |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
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I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:09 pm |
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You forgot to mention your girlfriend's in for sex so much today... so that matress stress comes at a bad moment .. |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:21 pm |
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Some other complaints could include:
The cavier was domestic, not Caspian Imported
The waiter at lunch served you Wrotham Pinot Sparkling Wine with your roasted chicken, loaded baked potato and veggies. Any idiot knows that a Sparkling Wine doesn't go with chicken. He should have brought you the Sauvignon like you requested. Idiot Waiter.
The Chocolate Mousse you had for desert was made with light cream instead of heavy cream, thereby ruining the taste for you.
You had to wait fifteen minutes for them to bring your BMW out from the shop, and when it finally did arrive it was the wrong car! Your car is a 6 series, and they brought out a 3 series.
You ate way too much lobster tail last night, and had a slight case of indigestion, making sleep somewhat uncomfortable. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Bucky
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
Posts: 231
Location: Knocking back a cold brew with my buddy, Charles Soludo
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:23 pm |
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I am sure your day is going much better than mine. |
I am absolutely, literally in tears!!!
You guys are killing me. I can't get any damn work done. I just keep hitting "Refresh" for the latest.... |
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I have never experience such humiliation that you have given me. I am very bitter with you. - Dr Luke Kw@me
Well, the moneygram payment officer as usual rained insult and abuses on me. - Dr. G0dwin 0boh
I think you are a madman who used people for a game. - Pilot J@ckson Jumbo |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:26 pm |
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^^^and another complaint...the shower pressure seems a little low today and the shower gel is too heavily fragranced. lifes a bitch. |
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