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Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Apr 2008 Posts: 45

I would bet all the cafe's there have arabic fonts installed.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:47 pm

Oops. It would seem that there is a problem..... again. Laughing

Quote:

DEAR HAMDAN/ERIC,
PLEASE ERIC I AM HERE IN THE CYBER CAFE NOW, THE DRIVER TOLD ME THAT YOU CALL ABOUT 3TIMES .I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HE KEPT US IN A DIFFERENT PLACE AND HE STAY IN A DIFFERENT PLACE THAT IS WHY I AM UNABLE TO SPEAK TO YOU. HE SAY THAT YOU WILL CALL BY 8 AM THIS MORNING AND HE GAVE ME HIS PHONE TILL 8 YOU DID NOT CALL ME AND HE TAKE AWAY HIS PHONE FROM ME.
PLEASE I HAVE SEEN THE SIGN YOU SEND AND YOU USE ARABIC WHICH I WAS UNABLE TO READ. THE OPERATOR OF THE CAFE TRY TO BRING OUT BUT HE SAY LATER HE WILL BRING IT OUT. PLEASE ERIC COME TO THE CAFE WE ARE STILL THERE WAITING FOR YOU AND WE HOLD THE OTHER SIGN HAMDAN TOLD ME TO HOLD I AM WITH IT IN THE CAFE PLEASE COME I AM HOLDING THE SIGN IN MY HAND.PLEASE THE WU I HAVE NOT GONE THERE THIS MORNING BUT THE LADY TOLD US IN NDJAMENA THAT IT IS BLOCK UNLESS WILL COME TO ABECHE BEFORE IT WILL OPEN MY BROTHER WILL GO THERE TO SEE IF IT IS OPEN AND I WILL BE IN THE CAFE WAITING FOR YOU PLEASE COME.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND GOD BLESS YOU.
BEST REGARDS,
ADAMU

12 minutes later

Quote:

DEAR HAMDAN/ERIC,
I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE PRINT THE SIGN OUT AND I AM HOLDING IT.
COME TO THE CYBER CAFE NOW I AM HOLDING IT PLEASE COME
THANK YOU I AM WAITING FOR YOU REV DOVER IS STILL WORRIED ABOUT ME PLEASE COME SO THAT HE WILL BE HAPPY PLEASE COME
ADAMU

2 hours later

Quote:

DEAR HAMDAN/ERIC,
I AM STILL HERE WITH MY BROTHER WAITING FOR YOU AND YOU KNOW IF WE STAY UPTO 2 PM THE DRIVER WILL ASK US TO GO AGAIN AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR LOCAL PHONE NUMBER HERE SO THAT I CAN REACH YOU.
PLEASE IF YOU COME HERE AFTER 2PM YOU SHOULD CALL THE DRIVER SO THAT I WILL KNOW BUT BY 4PM HE WILL BRING US BACK HERE AGAIN TO CHECK MY EMAIL PLEASE COME I AM NOT OKAY BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER AND WERE THE DRIVER KEPT US.
PLEASE ERIC, I HAVE GONE TO THE WU THIS MORNING AGAIN THEY TOLD ME THAT THE WU WAS BLOCK BY THE SENDER FROM USA THAT IS MICHAEL TURNER.
PLEASE SIR, TELL MICHAEL TURNER TO RELEASE THE WU QUICK SO THAT I CAN BE FREE FROM THE DRIVER THAT CARRY US FROM NDJAMENA TO ABECHE PLEASE. THE SIGN YOU SAID I SHOULD PRINT IT I HAVE DONT THAT AND I AM HOLDING IT IN MY HAND HERE IN THE CYBER CAFE YOU WRITE IT IN ARABIC.
PLEASE COME I AM NOT FEELING FINE PLEASE ALSO I AM VERY HUNGRY HERE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL COOPERATION AND I AM WAITING FOR YOU HERE.
ADAMU

And he sent this to Dover (our fake priest back in the US)

Quote:

DEAR REV BENJAMIN,
PLEASE REV, I WANT TO INFORMED YOU THAT I HAVE GONE TO WU THIS MORNING AGAIN TO COLLECT THE WU THAT WAS SEND THROUGH TWAT ACCOUNT.
IT WAS MICHAEL TURNER THAT SEND IT BUT THE WU MANAGER TOLD ME THAT IT WAS BLOCK BY THE SENDER THAT IS MICHAEL TURNER AND I DONT KNOW WHY.
PLEASE REV,YOU CAN CALL MICHAEL TURNER TO RELEASE THE WU PLEASE SO THAT I CAN PAY THE DRIVER THAT CARRY ME AND MY BROTHER TO ABECHE PLEASE REV THE DRIVER IS ON MY NECK BECAUSE OF HIS MONEY AND HE IS INCREASE HIS MONEY EVERY DAY BECAUSE HE SUPPOSE TO GO BACK TO NDJAMENA PLEASE TELL MICHAEL TURNER TO RELEASE THE WU PLEASE .THE WU IS NOT BLOCK HERE IN ABECHE IT IS IN USA THAT IS WHAT THE WU MANAGE TOLD ME PLEASE REV ASSIST ME SO THAT I WILL BE FREE FROM THE DRIVER PLEAS.
ALSO HAMDAN/ERIC , HAVE NOT COME HERE UPTILL THIS TIME TO PICK ME I AM WORRIED AND THE WEATHER HERE IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEALTH PLEASE TELL THEM TO COME AND PICK ME AND ALSO LET THEM GIVE ME THEIR LOCAL PHONE NUMBER HERE WITHOUT THE SALITE ONE PLEASE I AM STREDED HERE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING AND GOD BLESS YOU AMEN.
ADAMU

PLEASE TELL ERIC THAT THIS IS THE ONLY CAFE IN ABECHE HERE AND I AM HOLDING THE SIGN HE SAID I SHOULD PRINT IN MY HAND HERE

I am guessing that the driver is a bit upset. Laughing

So, it is pretty clear that the lad is not actually holding up the sign the way he says. If he was, he'd be dead by now. This guy is in about as much trouble as any lad that I have ever seen. He is pennyless, 1400 miles away from home in a country where he does not speak the native language. He has a driver there, who basically lent him the money to get to Abeche and is now never going to get paid back. His brother is probably mad as hell at him too for dragging him out into the middle of nowhere. The weather is horrible, with temperaturs reaching over 105 degress. They have no place to stay, and nothing to eat. This seems like a job well done. Thumbs up

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

To everyone involved, a big thumbs up.

This one continues to amaze me. Any thought as to how it is going to end? I still think having the church busted by the police as being a sham church would bring it to a pleasant finish.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:19 pm

An excellent bait. clapping

Kudos to YW, Prof and Jojo plus anyone else involved. clapping

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:28 pm

This should inspire all baiters. I'm having trouble getting my check mugu to travel from Nigeria to Cote d'Ivoire, but this Chad safari makes Cote d'Ivoire seem like a walk down the hall to the kitchen. Awesome job Jojo, YW, and Professor.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Apr 2008 Posts: 18

PLEASE COME I AM NOT FEELING FINE PLEASE ALSO I AM VERY HUNGRY HERE.

I like it. Stinkboi will get some food when he's in the hospital for broken bones.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:41 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

...Any thought as to how it is going to end?

How is this going to end? Jojo, the Prof and I have not really figured that part out yet but my thoughts are that we keep it going as long as possible with additional small developments. Instead of TWAT being busted for being part of organized crime or something, we might be able to blame the lads mess on rougue church members, Hamdan and Eric. Once the lad realizes that he will never meet them, we tell him that they have conspired to steal the church's money and are now trying to cause trouble for Adamu as well. Since we can't leave Aduma and his brother hanging out in the wind, we will send them two more excellent helpers. Of course, these helpers will be in Oure Cassoni, a refugee camp a couple hundred miles to the North of Abeche. That should be able to drag this whole thing out even longer and present all sorts of opportunites for new things to go horribly wrong. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:15 pm

Wow... I just read the whole topic and I must say I'm really impressed!!!
Hahaha... perhaps they'll end going to the refugee camps there to get food. Razz

It's really amazing what an skilled scambaiter can do!

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:08 pm

I am really not sure how this will end either. We thinkwe are going to use Hamdan and Eric as our scape goats. They went rogue and tried to steal their money. But, never fear. Cravin Morehead and Allah Abdoul Azziz are just about a hundred miles north. Actually, maybe somewhere within walking distance. Honestly, at this point, I don't really think we are getting them to more much more. It's all about time right now. Just keeping them there. And getting that driver to go back to Ndjamena.

I have sent a lot of lads on safari. I don't think I have ever seen a lad in more trouble than these two. I mean, there is nothing pleasant about their situation. Nothing. They have absolutely no hope. They did everything I asked from day one. They came with a one way ticket. They came with no change of clothes. They came with no extra money. They also came with high hopes. It looks like the only difference between before and after is there is no hope and they are probably 15 lbs lighter. Laughing

Again, I just imagine them sitting on the curb all day playing count the goat or hit the chicken or some other miserable game to pass the time. Hopefully, wherever the driver is "keeping" them is not nice. Hopefully lots of sunlight and heat. Everything they tell people is built on promises. Those promises are built on a non-existent plane, money transfer, etc. It's like building a house on a foundation of bubbles.

These quotes are just gems.

Quote:

THE DRIVER IS ON MY NECK BECAUSE OF HIS MONEY AND HE IS INCREASE HIS MONEY EVERY DAY BECAUSE HE SUPPOSE TO GO BACK TO NDJAMENA

Quote:

THE WEATHER HERE IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEALTH

Quote:

I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT HE KEPT US IN A DIFFERENT PLACE AND HE STAY IN A DIFFERENT PLACE THAT IS WHY I AM UNABLE TO SPEAK TO YOU. HE SAY THAT YOU WILL CALL BY 8 AM THIS MORNING AND HE GAVE ME HIS PHONE TILL 8 YOU DID NOT CALL ME AND HE TAKE AWAY HIS PHONE FROM ME.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:14 pm

Excellent safari guys. Looks like trouble is always lurking around the corner for the mugu.
Two more weeks of vacation in Chad should do wonders for your traveler Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:20 pm

Quote:

playing count the goat or hit the chicken

It would be just awful if Rev. Dover were to let slip to Emeka that Adamu is doing all this work as a penance for his previous sins. I heard they involved goats, or children.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:21 pm

I would love to see Stinky get the chop:

jojobean wrote:

Only, oops, someone else must have chopped their dolla. We put the wrong people on that plane.

He let $200K lay out there in the open for too long. Word gets around.

Chuck Norris Joined: 11 Jun 2007 Posts: 1369

~ jojo,

Oh, now that's a crying shame. It's so terrible that he's going through hell right now. I almost feel bad about it....well....alright, the only thing I feel bad about is that there are no pictures or video so I can see just how bad off this douchebag really is. At least we've been able to hear him whine and plead many times over the phone, and have these wonderful emails to give a good taste of how much of a world of shit he's in right now.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:41 pm

Given that the driver was at the back of the police station the other night would it be possible that he is bribing the local police to keep Brother Adamu locked up overnite so that he can not flee without paying for his ride to the Abeche resort? You gotta believe that he is keeping close tabs on stinky until he gets paid for the fare.
What if Adamu came to learn, or suspect, that the driver had cashed the WU and was now trying to extort more money from the church by holding him ransom? A little conflict and suspicion between the two could add to the entertainment. Not to mention planting a little fear into our world traveler.
He may have to flee for his own safety.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:03 pm

I'm a little bit surprised that they don't have anyone (friend, relative, neighbor, etc.) in Nigeria who they could ask for some money.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:14 pm

Quote:

THE DRIVER IS ON MY NECK BECAUSE OF HIS MONEY AND HE IS INCREASE HIS MONEY EVERY DAY BECAUSE HE SUPPOSE TO GO BACK TO NDJAMENA

I have a safari lad that has recently said something along those lines, to me too.
When they say that they are borrowing money to travel, I never considered that it would be a loan shark, and that the lad would be accruing daily interest charges.

Gives all the more incentive to keep him on the road for as long as possible. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:16 pm

morbiczer wrote:

I'm a little bit surprised that they don't have anyone (friend, relative, neighbor, etc.) in Nigeria who they could ask for some money.

They did have one. That's how they got to Chad. Laughing

They borrowed the money to get there. Ooops.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:27 pm

How about the following idea?

This lad has almost made it half-way from Lagos to the Mediterranean Sea. Africans who feel "hash" in Africa, use to dream of going there and taking a boat trip into he EU.

How about convincing that fellow, that the salvation of his soul lies North of him. Of course he will first have to get rid of that nasty driver who is "on his neck", and find a new and fully motivated driver who will take him in that direction.

People, who feel "hash" in Eritrea, cross the border into Sudan, and on to Libya, to the sea. Seems to be no problem at all. Of course some get shot at the border, but some do survive.

Anyway, in Chad the chance, that someone can read his Arabic sign is only 25%, while in Libya, everybody knows Arabic.

Why go back to lousy Nigeria, where people must scam others in order to make a living, when in Europe there is such a lack of qualified missionaries.

If I were in his shoes, I would try to mae it to Banghazi, now. Anyway, isn't that the direction where Hamden and Eric are trying to escape with the stolen money from the church? If they can recover the money, the new driver might get a considerable share of the $200k.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:49 pm

They will never get home! Razz

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:18 pm

corona wrote:

They will never get home! Razz

Holy twat! Why not? Are you implying Jojo can't fly that jet? Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:40 pm

As Razor once pointed out, it not a jet. It's a turbo prop, and no, Jojo doesn't know how to fly one of those either. I am pretty sure that Eric does though. Too bad that Eric is no where to be seen.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:59 pm

Okay, how does this sound? I haven't sent anything yet. But I was thinking of sending this from Reverend Dover...

Quote:

Adamu-

I'm so glad to hear that you are on your way to Nigeria. Adamu and Eric explained that it was just a misunderstanding and you completely missed each other. By the time you read this you will probably be back safely in Nigeria with your $200,000. I noticed on our plane tracker that the plane has taken a detour. Where did you guys go? I see you are heading up north. We have GPS trackers on all of our planes and helicopters.

Anyway, email me when you land and let me know you are safe. Tell Hamdan and Eric to call too, because I cannot get a hold of them.

Thanks for all the joy and laughter you bring us.

We will then use that as an opportunity for outing Hamdan and Eric. Yw- Prof, others- what do you think?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I think it's a good idea for the bait to take such a turn. It will further incense him (and his driver) and give you more plausibility as to why you can't help him unless you can find the missing thieves. His driver may just abandon him at that point....which may mean no more calls or emails however.

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:03 pm

He'll shit puppies when he reads that. "What are you talking about? I am not in Nigeria! I am still standing out on front of this stinking cafe here in Abeche. It's 105 degrees here and I smell like a goat's ass. The driver is sharpening some knives while giving me the evil eye! What the hell are you talking about?!?!? Please come and get me!"

I say send it. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:08 pm

Don't forget about the TWAT chopper guys. I can fly this.

So, you like the idea of throwing that twist at him? Imagine reading that. Sitting in a cafe. Miserable. And reading that email after everything you have been through.

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