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suds101
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
Posts: 4
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:21 pm |
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Sorry, I am new to this forum so excuse me if this has already been posted. Anyways, I have never gotten a scam bait email from someone claiming to be the son of a dead celebrity. It appears that Anna Nicole Smith's only living son lives in Nigeria and needs my help. This would mean that Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern who was born on September 7, 2006, had a sex change, moved to Nigeria and became very proficient in banking laws. Here is the email,
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FROM SON OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH,
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
/>Iam son of mrs ANNA NICOLE SMITH who was born vickilynm hogan on november 1967 in houston
texas.According to her who got married toMR J.HOWARD MARSHALL an oil tycoon who later die on
1986,she later travel to london and got married and have no other child except me.In the year 1992
my mumm husband die in a car accident.After some months both of us travel acountry called NIGERIA
to start business ,though she was performing very good there.Mrs anna nicole called me one night
by bringing all her document out for me and told me that there was 12.5 million us dollars in her
account before she death took her life on 22nd july 2006.
Sir/madam if you will assist
me to transfer this money to your account so that i will travel to your country and invest it.You
will still have your share but with hope it shall work out very well.tremendously i hope you will
be a trusted worthy.You can email me through [email protected]
/>Best Regard,
from [email protected] [/i] |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:28 pm |
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Technically, this probably should be in the surplus letter forum. But I'm going to leave it posted here because it's such a hilarious scam that it deserves more attention. That is positively priceless. I suspect this lad is going to be thrilled at how many victims he gets from spamming his format. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:45 pm |
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Aw, that can't be real.
Can it? |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:01 pm |
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though she was performing very good there |
There are so many wrong directions to take this in... |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:38 pm |
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Welcome to Eater Suds.
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MR J.HOWARD MARSHALL an oil tycoon who later die on
1986 |
Try again - he actually died 9 years later.
This lad sure didn't his research. I agree with hilarious, and everyone should bait him heartily. |
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Betelgeuse
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Posts: 466
Location: Between the North and South Poles
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:45 pm |
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Oh my. I wonder how many safari's he will try to go on simultaneously!
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:20 am |
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I asume the first response was something along the lines of:-
Dear Mr Son.....
What a spanker! |
_________________ After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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William Wankur
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 207
Location: 6�27'11"N 3�23'45"E
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:37 pm |
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I shall require many many photographs of his dear departed Mom... |
_________________ "I can see that you are from south sudan monkies." - ARITA JACK
"Why are you making me feel stupid?" - Mike Tutu
$5 Million in fake checks and counting! |
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AEarhart51
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2008
Posts: 50
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:30 pm |
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before she death took her life on 22nd july 2006 |
Death has a really bad habit of doing that, doesn't it?
You would think that one wouldn't totally mess up the date of his dear departed momma's death.
It was actually February 8, 2007. |
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voudoujoe
Mentor Slut
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 376
Location: Atlantic Coast
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:41 pm |
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Looks like someone got a bright idea and shared it - I just got a letter from Yasser Arafat's widow. |
_________________ "Listen this guys are scammer..i will fishe them out!!..scam!! run for your there life !!"
"God dam guys i don't know talk like they are me do there email look like mine? shit!! shit!!"
"i have no time to advise you on some fucker!! One love for all"
"i am pissed about all this..writing monkey mails everyday without no end, holy God."
"I am freaky worried about everything that is happening right now."
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Stanley: Aba>Lagos>Cotonou>Lagos>Accra "plz i am really dizzy"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget: Aba>Lagos "STREET BOYS IN LAGOS ATTACKECD ME..STOLE EVERYTHING..INCLUDING MY GUICCY SHOE"
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:48 pm |
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This one looks too good to pass, I'm in xD |
_________________ Cuatro Esupada: Urukiora Shifa |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:34 am |
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I'm in too. This just sent:
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Mr Smith,
Omigod! Your mother was my favourite MILF! I cried when I heard the sad news!
I know that's probably a tad tasteless, but I have to be straight with you.
What's the deal here? Tell me more.
Regards and condolences,
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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K[o]
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 95
Location: Hiding in the bush at the heart of muguland
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:45 am |
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Wow this one will be just too easy.
First one to get a tattoo on this lad gets an orange name from me.
Ready.......Set..............................GO!! |
_________________ " KEEP WAISTING AND DELAYING WELL THE TIME COMES FOR THE COCK AND THE END OF YOUR LIFE " J@mes M@f1@
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:12 am |
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I just got a reply...
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Dear,
what more do you need to hear just only to help transfer the money to your account, can you.Give me feed back.
From [email protected] |
We have a beginner here! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:11 pm |
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Disappointed with Kelvin's curt reply, I wrote:
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That's cold, man! We're going to be partners in this. Can't we just be friends a little?
Sure, I can help you, but you have to tell me what's involved.
Be cool. |
What do I get?
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I recieved your mail with many thanks and May God continue to give more revelations concerning this transaction.Bible made us to know that it is good to say the truth and the truth shall set us free.You should bear in mind that it is the WILL of God for me to chosen you, you should not neglect the vision of God in your life.So you should not be surprise to my propsal because God has already signed this transaction between you and me.It is quite clear that there are alot of scam in the internet but I assure you that this transaction is true and I know really that God will continue to open your eyes to confirm the realite of this transaction.I have made up my mind to transfer this value (12.5 million) into your account.
I strongly believe that you will never betray me immediately the fund is finally transfer into your nominated account.May God be my witness that I am not telling you lies concerning this transaction.I always pray to God in order to give me the right person who will handle this fund according to my instructions.I hope that you will follow my instructions to utilise this fund for the sake of my future. I also greeted you in the name of our lord Jesus who shed his precious blood on the cross and died because of our sin.May God take the glory for giving you more encouragement to do his good work .Please don't be angry with my questions and I need simple explanation on how do you intend to invest this fund in your country.Because I don't want in situation where this fund will be utilise for earthly things.My prayer is for God to take proper control of every thing you are going to do with this fund.
Bible made us to know that we should serve God in spirit and truth.John 3:16 For God loved the world so much and sent his only son Jesus that any one who believe in him shall not die but have enternal life.I believe in word of God and word of God always gives us strenght to fight against our enemies.My hobbies are worshipping God, preaching the word of God, singing the songs of God, I mean christain music,reading Bible and tracks.Can you tell me also your hobbies?Bear in mind that it is great sin to use the name of God to steal innocent people and any one who try to do it will be put in hell fire.so it is over my death body to tell you lies since I know that the lord is my salvation.I will never use the name of God to steal innocent person like you.I will delight you to go into prayers and our God will reveal to you the truth of this transaction.Bible made us to understand that it is not good for man to gain every thing in this world and at the end,he lose his soul.
Meanwhile I will like you to forward your full contacts, phone number and bank account which will enable me to do the change of ownership with your full name as the new beneficiary of the said fund.After that I will instruct my bank to transfer the fund into your nominated bank immediately. So you are advice to contact the bank with this information bellow.
BANK NAME UNION BANK OF NIGERIA CONACT NAME : MARK PHILIP PHONE NUMBER: +234-8055853338. EMAIL: . Please my dear anything you are doing with the bank try and let me know,so that are we adivce you in what to do. WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE |
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I'm disappointed! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:51 am |
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I got the exact same mail that Yastreb posted, and also the lad got my last name wrong, he deserves a slap xD |
_________________ Cuatro Esupada: Urukiora Shifa |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Apr 26, 2008 11:25 am |
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This one is a rank beginner if ever there was one!
He can't be bothered writing my baiter name at the start. What (or who) the hell is Ichigo? And how stupid is that bank's email address?
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My Dear ,
I receive your email well understood.
Please Ichigo all you have to do for now is to contact the Bank were this money was deposited. This is the information of the bank again.
BANK NAME UNION BANK OF NIGERIA
CONACT NAME :
PHONE NUMBER: +.
EMAIL:
Becuase the bank give me only a month to come and cliam the fund,so try and help me and contact the bank today.
Regards
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Rarely was a Lad more inaptly named! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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MaxPonage
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Posts: 30
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Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:20 am |
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I'm baiting this guy too. It's just too good to pass up. I've fed him a pretty wild story; I'll post it if he falls for it. |
_________________ "any way thanks to you all for wasting my time." -Mrs. Maria M. Socorro
"LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY I AM MORE THAN YOU PEOPLE OK" -Barr. Gabriel Williams |
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Ulquiorra Schiffer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Mar 2008
Posts: 52
Location: Hueco Mundo
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:33 am |
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Yastreb wrote: |
This one is a rank beginner if ever there was one!
He can't be bothered writing my baiter name at the start. What (or who) the hell is Ichigo? And how stupid is that bank's email address? |
One of my baiting characters is called 1chigo Kur0saki, it seems that the lad just doesn't know who is who... xD
I got a mail from him addressed to J4ck Sundh3im, is that one of you, guys? |
_________________ Cuatro Esupada: Urukiora Shifa |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:45 am |
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For what it's worth, I just sent him an offer to join my special scamming gang. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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K[o]
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 95
Location: Hiding in the bush at the heart of muguland
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Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:54 am |
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Since this guy is that extra special kind of numbnut I'm trying a new modality on him where I slip an insult (from all languages) in every sentence. Lets see how long it takes him to catch on |
_________________ " KEEP WAISTING AND DELAYING WELL THE TIME COMES FOR THE COCK AND THE END OF YOUR LIFE " J@mes M@f1@
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:21 pm |
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He's just not trying!
I got a reply from the 'bank' which read in part:
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Mr INSTRUCTED US TO TRANSFER HE INHERITED FUND 12.5 million DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT.WE ARE READY TO REMIT THE SAID FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY. OUR BANK IS REQUESTING FOR SOME NECESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTS FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT HERE IN NIGERIA SIGNED BY THE CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE HIGH SUPREME COURT, AS YOU ARE THE NEW BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND. |
It then gave me a list of documents and a lawyer's details.
That bit about the new beneficiary prompted a question, followed by another question:
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Something confused me - what you said and what they said about me as "THE NEW BENEFICIARY OF THE FUND". Why are we doing this? You're not dead! You inherited this money fair and square from your Mom, so why put it in my name? It's fair making my head hurt!
Please clear this up. And please, tell me about life with Mom! What was it like sharing the house with a sex symbol? |
His answer?
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My Dear,
I receive your mail well understoos,so all you have to do is to follow any instruction that the bank will give you ,so that the fund we transfer into your account. I wish good luck. |
Boring. He needs stirring up! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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