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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:43 pm

@Akai Ryu

I hear you. I am going to miss this one when it ends too. It has been a lot of fun and has re-energized me a bit. I have been baiting for a while now. I have seen and done just about everything. I've seen huge safaris, lads building massive pyramids, vlads wearing their undies on their face, lads dressed as Santa, lads dressed as leprechauns, lads covered in flowers, and on and on. After a while, there is not a whole lot that can make you laugh anymore. But thanks to Jojo and the Professor, two of the best baiters on this site, I have found my mojo again. When we get together in the mornings and talk over the days strategies, I find myself laughing so hard that I am sure that anyone standing within earshot of me must think that I am high or drunk. Thanks guys... this has been a blast.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:24 pm

I can't help but laugh constantly at these idiots. This has been more fun than I ever imagined a bait could be, and working together with these guys on this has been ridiculously entertaining and informative. I hope that all of the folks reading this reflect on these idiots throughout the day when life starts to seem frustrating, or mundane. They are in pure hell, so the next time you hear someone that hasn't eaten in 3 hours say something like, "Can we stop somewhere and get some food? I'm starving.", think about these guys. This is starvation at it's finest, folks. Starving for food/water/hope/security/language/money/and on and on.

To echo YW, thank you jojo/YW. An absolutely hilarious trip we took here (at our computers). And also thanks to everyone else that helped out with ideas and calls.

I'm with jojo on this one. These guys will be falling silent very soon. "The end is near!!" I think. I sure hope I'm wrong.

Edit: Oh yeah, it's 109 in Chad today. Feels like 113.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:29 pm

I know that usually we don�t burn lads. But hey, wouldn�t it be a blast to burn this lad while he is stranded in Abeche? Twisted Evil

I mean it�s not quite as funny to burn him when he is back home (if burning him at all), but to burn him, while he is far away from home, and his only hope to actually GET back home is the money he is supposed to get from the TWAT. Just imagine how devastating this must be to him, when you take this, is only hope, away from him right there in the middle of nowhere. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:39 pm

Breadcrumb - Considering the temperatures in Chad, there will be no need for Jojo to "burn" this lad - - he will already be toasted.

Bruin

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:40 pm

@YW and Prof- Would you two like a room? (Enter Brokeback Mountain theme music) puke

Seriously, this has been so much fun. Every morning I am excited to see what the lads have been up to. My baiting life had become dull and mundane. Same old lads that I meet at the same old places. Finally, a friend set me up with Adamu. Then, I had to bring YW and Prof in on it for more fun. Shocked

BC- I agree. I would personally like to execute a burn on this lad. The problem with burns is that it educates the lads. However, I am quite confident that this lad is not going to be joining another internet church again, so I don't think that is an issue. Now, in the event of a lad who is searching for our money in a cave in Kenya, we would never burn that. Better to let the lad think the cash was at his fingers. In this instance, I honestly think it would be better. The thought of a lad reading this email while in Abeche would be hilarious. It really would. I actually discussed this with Prof. It would be great to send pics to him of us eating hamburgers and discarding about half of it. Pics of us burning cash. Pics of us on the beach with our laptops. How mad would that make you? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:16 pm

Honestly, guys I was driving down a busy street yesterday laughing so hard that tears were rolling down my cheeks. It was all I could do to compose myself to go into a grocery store.

I was wondering instead of a burn, or before the burn, how about a dolla chop? That way he could still be looking to you guys as his only source of hope.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 70

@ Tuco I've been reading this for a long time but it also just hit me this morning when driving and I burst out laughing uncontrollably. What I also find funny is how random people(baiters) all over the world burst out laughing at the same fools plight. We live in this little baiting world and must look wierd to strangers when those random giggling fits set in.

@ Chainyanker... sometimes when I laugh I am a bit uneasy myself.

Whats funny is just the thought of someone wasting there time and money ending up in another country suffering and pissed off. A whole month of your life wasted for nothing...there i go again....giggling like a little girl. Laughing

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Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:26 pm

There is no need to burn this guy unless he figures everything out on his own, and as been pointed out already, this guy is not smart enough to figure out anything which appearantly also includes how to work a F'ing cell phone.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

This is just me, but I think instead of a burn you should have all of the church officials arrested for tax fraud. Kinda a Jim Baaker type of thing (for those of you old enough to remember).

Perhaps an Interpol Agent could send the lad the newspaper clipping, complete with details of the air conditioned doghouse, $5,000 a night hookers, steak and lobster every night, etc.. Naturally all assets of the church would be frozen by the taxing authorities. That would be enough to really piss the lad off at you without telling him that he was baited.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

^^^^

That's not a bad idea. I did something similar with a lad of mine. I had the main pastor he was dealing with "steal" all the church money (of which $50k was to go to the lad as part of a Faith Grant). That bought six months more time to my bait as the lad got put squarely between the bad pastor and the good. Like any lad, he played them both so as not to give up a chance at the money.

Then again, my lad wasn't stranded in Chad -- just ran around in Nigeria. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Do you have a character outside the church who knows the lad? I think this deserves more than the standard two half columns. This needs at least a two page spread in full colour giving full details on exactly how lavish the church leader's lifestyles were and what jail-terms they are looking at.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:49 pm

Quote:

DEAR ERIC/HAMDAN
WE ARE HERE IN ABECHE AND I DONT KNOW THE FULL NAME OF THIS PLACE
I HAVE NOT COLLECT THE MONEY BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS NOT GOOD TILL FOUR THEY RESTORE IT SO I DID NOT COLLECT THE MONEY IT WILL BE TOMORROW WE ARE WERE THE DRIVER KEPT US HERE IN ABECHE
BY TOMORROW PLEASE BY 3PM COMETO UNCHR OFFICE I WILL BE THERE
THANK COME AND PICK ME PLEASE

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

thud, you don't need to have a character outside the church that knows the lad. As part of the arrest all assets of the church, including computers, were seized. That's how the police know of the lad and the nasty plot the church leaders were planning to dupe him.

The church actually made it's money by luring unsuspecting prospective members to Kenya, killing them, harvesting their body parts and selling them on the black market. This lad is lucky to have escaped with his life! He should be grateful he didn't make it to Kenya! Twisted Evil

Of course, the lad could then be required to travel to Kenya to make a statement and testify against the evil church leaders......

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:28 pm

Oh my, just got through reading this epic, as I too have been sunning my ass on a Caribbean beach for a month! Oh, the heat... Wink

Jojo, YW and Prof, meaningless though my added worship is in the overwhelming tide of kudos already in this thread, I give it nonetheless! I'd travel to Chad for you guys, no, wait, I wouldn't actually...

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:09 pm

Quote:

WE ARE WERE THE DRIVER KEPT US HERE IN ABECHE

Do you think that the driver is holding them as "guests" until he gets paid? (all the while twirling his baseball bat or sharpening his knife)

I would not want to be these lads right now.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:37 pm

That fellow nearly made it to the first refugee camp in Eastern Chad.

See http://www.ie.amnesty.org/amnesty/upload/images/amnesty_ie/campaigns/sudan/unhcr%20map.pdf

They would sure love to accommodate a new kind of refugee from the 'mugu' nationality who suffers so much from discrimination via the internet.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:40 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

@Akai Ryu

I hear you. I am going to miss this one when it ends too. It has been a lot of fun and has re-energized me a bit. I have been baiting for a while now. I have seen and done just about everything. I've seen huge safaris, lads building massive pyramids, vlads wearing their undies on their face, lads dressed as Santa, lads dressed as leprechauns, lads covered in flowers, and on and on. After a while, there is not a whole lot that can make you laugh anymore. But thanks to Jojo and the Professor, two of the best baiters on this site, I have found my mojo again. When we get together in the mornings and talk over the days strategies, I find myself laughing so hard that I am sure that anyone standing within earshot of me must think that I am high or drunk. Thanks guys... this has been a blast.

If your bored with pyramids then try another shape. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:49 pm

Quote:

I HAVE NOT COLLECT THE MONEY BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS NOT GOOD

Oh no, I hope the internet going down hasn't scrambled the data in the WU Secure system beyound recovery.... You may have to ask him to fill out some forms to claim against a lost transfer. Of course these forms will cost money to print and scan. But what the heck, begging can't be that hard can it?

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:47 pm

Prof. So & So asked me to call Adamu primarily to find out where the lads are. I play the part of Rev. Benjamin Dover. Adamu is apparently not available so the lad traveling with him, Emeka, states that they are behind the police station in Abeche. He is frantically telling me to call him at 7 a.m. in the morning. I had a difficult time understanding Emeka but it seems he mentions �assault and battery� at the police station. Have a listen and see what you make of this:

http://members.419eater.com/~a_skinner/adamu1.mp3

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:53 pm

^^^ Police brutality? Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:58 pm

Is it possible the driver turned him over to the police when he got sick of waiting for his payment? The poor wee hungry stinky lad with no travel documents or bribe money? *giggles uncontrollably*

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

A Skinner wrote:

I had a difficult time understanding Emeka but it seems he mentions �assault and battery� at the police station.

I dare you to read that and not laugh. Go on. It can't be done. Very Happy

I'll listen to it when I get home, but my mind is all a flitter at what "assault and battery at the police station" could mean. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:06 pm

I can't hear the mugu hardly, but I can hear the Texas accent loud and clear.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:07 pm

Maybe he tried to collect a fake WU xfer... Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:06 pm

I can't believe I have no audio right now! I want to hear that call SO bad. Has anyone been able to take it apart and find out what is being said? Whatever it is, it sure sounds like a party! Thanks, Skinner. Much appreciated. Smile

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