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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:19 am |
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My first vladette, , is turning out to be an interesting change from the African lads. One distinguishing feature of her emails is her Babelfishified take on the English language, one that rivals juju dead threats for incomprehensibility. For example, her description of her working life:
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I work as the doctor. And main my duty is
service of the personnel that my patients were under correct
supervision of their attending physicians. My fellow workers also are
considered with me and with my correct decisions when to me my work is
necessary to do. It happens, that from my patients I should accept
flowers as that their treatment has passed fruitfully and very
successfully when they did not hope at all for such result. I watch
that all was carried out in conformity with rules of the schedule from
A up to Z. You understand , that I on the work should be firm
with the patients and the personnel but when you are houses simply
would like tenderness of love and caress from loved the man.
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I have the feeling dear Kristi will be a siggy goldmine. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:30 am |
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| but when you are houses simply would like tenderness of love and caress from loved the man. |
When you are houses? I've never been a house that I know of. What's it like?
Actually, reading that gave me a headache.  It's like I almost understand, but not quite. Well, I'm not sure.  |
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Mr Frank i want you to know that you are not God and the way you do things i dont like it.because you have been fooling me around and causing me more pains. - Juliet
OKIJA SHRINE IS LOOKING FOR YOU. I HOPE OKIJA WILL GET YOU SOON. - Alex |
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grlnxtdr681
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Posts: 643
Location: Riding a goat around the city...
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:18 am |
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Wow....  That was, well, um, interesting.... |
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-You are not too far from deaf. In Jesus name amen.- Simon "Says"
-but I can't not send my picture to you
because to me that is illegal- Michael the Beggar
-Go to hell fake pastor - Ama400
-AM RIDING A GOAT AROUND TOWN AND THE GOAT FALL ME DOWN AND HIT ME ON MY HEAD AND I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING AGAIN AND CAN YOU TELL ME THAT IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE RIDING A GOAT AROUND THE CITY - Gold Dust Lad
 =Ghana to Benin complete
(group effort) = 0y3nk4 Ch1d1nm4 Lasgos to Cotonou:
 x 8...so far
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:33 am |
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You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:57 am |
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I think that from reading the letter, she is retarded.
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I watch
that all was carried out in conformity with rules of the schedule from
A up to Z. |
Tell the mugu to give you a description of everything starting with A to Z |
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Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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