The RED taxi!! The RED TAXI!!! Remy is PISSED!

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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:10 am

Hilarious! Laughing

Note to self: don't ever get on weasel's bad side. Smile

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:23 am

A great job Weasel! I must have played the part where the lad starts stuttering when he finally realizes that you're not in Lagos at least 10 times. Laughing

A classic! Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:39 am

I have not heard from Remy. Maybe he's in the corner sucking on his thumb.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:57 am

As if on cue.. Heeeeeere's Remy! He sent this 2x with different subjects. Silly lad. Looks like Minge doesn't HAVE to fly.. But since Minge is a complete ditz, something will go wrong. Wink

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Dear ,

Make sure you call me so that i will tell you where you will stay immediately. i will direct someone to you to come and pick u up and where are you now? Are u still in the Sea port or have u move out from there. Explain to me fast so that after making you stay some where, i will come down there to meet you. I am not blaming u rather the capitain. OR you ask people where is and i want you to lodge there untill i meet you there. Most important is for you to let me to know where you are now so that i will direct u who will come there to pick you up someone i trusted so that in a day, i will enter the country back to meet.

I could have send you mail since but there is no light here and it is today that i manage to send you message call me immediately so that i will tell you who will pick you and save your life untill i come there after you have been in the hotel ok.

Just try to call me immediately to direct who will pick u up because u do not speak french language.

I am sorry what you are passing through and make sure you call me after reading this mail or and you know what is with you. pls, pls pls pls pls call me immediately so that i will send who will pick you up to lodge u in the hotel for me to meet you there, by now you are hungry and tired, i am sorry for that ok. I miss you and call me immediately.

Your friend,
Remy

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:04 am

Come one, Weas. I feel SO bad for this guy. Don't make me start an ethics thread. He loves you and all, he said.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:55 pm

The captain's going to be mighty pissed when he hears what this lad's been saying about him.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:17 pm

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Dear ,

Try to call me immediately pls bls i am worried about your situation over there. Call me so that i will give you number to call there to save yourlife which is very important to me. I am still here in Nigeria and i will meet you there as soon as possible but i want to know where u are at present plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Try and call me and tell me where you are now at present pls pls pls.

Your friend,
Remy.

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Dear Minge,

Pls try to tell me where you are now ok. I prefer to meet you there so that u will not come down here in Nigeria. Meet you there will be the best way and i want you to call me as well to know where you are now staying. I am worried about you being that you do not know anybody there but God Almighty will surely protect you. The early you tell me where you are now, the early i will direct person to meet you there, pls try to call me tonight for me to know your position ok.

Hanging arround will not be the answer rather tell me where you are staying so that i will be there with you within 2 days in Cote D Ivoire. I am waiting seriously to know your position as well call me plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

I will stop here untill i read from you as soon as posible and call me tonight plsssssssssssssss. I cried when you told me that you have been sleeping on the streets just because of me, I am sorry for that but i want you to be there so that i will meet you there. I know that you are hungry by now. Take good care of yourself and as well call me because with telephone everything will be fine for us to solve this problem.

Your friend,
Remy.

He seems to be baiting himself. Laughing

EDIT: Just shot this off the Remy. Hopefully it rattles him a bit.

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Remy,

I'm still looking for that hotel you told me about. I don't understand where it is. I don't speak French. Please hurry, Remy, I'm scared!

Minge

EDIT 2 - Remy sent this right before I emailed him.. Had not seen it yet Laughing

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Dear Minge,

What is happening to u. i want to know ur position before i will meet u there so that we will not miss each other again. try to call me tonight plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Your friend,
Remy

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:00 pm

419weasel wrote:

He seems to be baiting himself. Laughing

Thought that too, great invention, the self baiting lad Laughing

Loved the calls, that's one devoted lad you've cultivated there Cool

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:05 pm

Buck Turgidson wrote:

Thought that too, great invention, the self baiting lad Laughing

He's not the first one. I THINK ssomeone else had a self-baiting lad. I'll have to find the link to that thread. Twisted Evil

EDIT: Can't find it.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:16 pm

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I cried when you told me that you have been sleeping on the streets just because of me

Oh see how he feels just terrible having sent Weasel on a fruitless safari. Let that be a lesson to all you naughty boys and grrls. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:29 pm

I decided to stir the pot a bit ... Twisted Evil

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/minge_calls_remy_coughing.mp3

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:13 pm

So evil!

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:43 pm

Your performance gives new meaning to the word "hacker" (or as PastorFrank would put it, "hakkkaahhhh." Smile

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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:53 pm

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:01 pm

Absolutely brilliant work, as usual, Weasel. clapping

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:19 am

*checks out latest audio file*

Bwahahaha!

That's awesome.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:03 am

So, where will he have to go to get you out of the hospital, where you're being treated for that nasty case of pneumonia?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Great stuff! clapping

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:22 am

OMG, Weasel! That was hilarious! My stomach is killing me! Laughing

I think you're getting even better at this, and it's so scary... Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:52 am

Nothing better than to hear about a self baiting safaried mugu.

Weasel just find a hospital about 200 km from town and give the mugu a call

Say the name of the hospital a few times and hang up.

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:33 am

More pot stirring. Twisted Evil

Now he wants his "best friend" to pick Minge up. Problem is, I don't recall ever telling Remy exactly WHICH Ivory Coast port Minge got off the ship at. Laughing

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/minge_is_sick_on_streets.mp3

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

That call was fantastic - and I love how he repeats everything 10 times Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:01 am

That sorry POS hasn't emailed Minge like he promised. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:26 pm

If I could put on a convincing coughing routine like that, I would have missed even more days of grade school than I actually did. Laughing

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:46 pm

Here we go again!
(Duplicate message sent with "FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONSSSS AND DO NOT MOVE DOWN HERE PLS I AM COMIMG THERE" as the subject line.)

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Dear Minge Merkins ,

I AM SORRY FOR WHAT U ARE PASSING THROUGH BLS OF ME. I WILL LEAVE HERE TODAY TO MEET YOU THERE AND DO NOT MOVE FROM THERE AGAIN OK.

WAIT FOR ME THERE AND I WILL BE THERE TOMORROW TO MEET YOU THERE OK. I SPEAK WITH MY FRIEND AND HE WILL PICK U UP THERE.

HIS NAME IS INNOCENT OR YOU CAN CALL HIM OKOCHA.
TELL, <removed> SINCE YOU ARE THERE, DIAL THE NUMBER IN THIS WAY IF IT DID NOT GO, PUY <removed>. I HAVE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO HIM. DO NOT WORRY HE WILL PICK YOU UP. HE KNOWS ABOUT U SO DO NOT FEAR OK.

THE HOTEL NAME IS . IF YOU CAN GET THERE, THAT WILL BE BETTER BUT IF YOU CANNOT GET THERE, CALL MY FRIEND INNOCENT AND HE WILL SURELY PICK U UP. I AM SORRY FOR WHAT U ARE PASSING THROUGH OK.

I WILL BE THERE WITH YOU LATEST THURSDAY OR WEDNEADAY.

IF YOU CAN CALL HIS NUMBER, DO THAT IMMEDIATELY AND YOU CAN GET ME WITH THIS NUMBER <removed> SINCE YOU ARE THERE IN COTE D IVOIRE.

I SAID DO NOT MOVE TO LAGOS AGAIN BLS I AM COMIMG DOWN THERE TO MEET YOU AND GOD WILL PROTECT YOU FOR ME. IN WHAT AREA ARE YOU NOW? TRY TO LET ME TO KNOW AND MAKE SURE YOU CALL MY FRIEND NUMBER OK.

WHEN CALLING THE NUMBER DIAL DIRECT LIKE THIS <removed> AND AS WELL U CAN CALL ME OK. I MISS U AND U MUST HAVE TIRED BY NOW. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OK.

IMMEDIATELY, I LEAVE HERE MY NIGERIA NUMBER WILL NOT BE WORKING AGAIN OK. U CAN GET ME WITH THIS NUMBER <removed> OK.

BYE
YOUR FRIEND,
REMY.

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