Dang, I think I lost my job

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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:36 pm

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You are a BAD representative, I pray someone else do not fall in your trap, and i so happy my GOD never made Mr. Cr!ner send payment to you, i would not have ever forgiven myself, he was really right when he warned me about you but i was think he is wrong due to the name calling that occured between you both. No wonder you dont have a job because no employer can put up with your filty attitude.

He was right when he sent this email to me saying that is what yo are:
Brainless
Impatient
Temperatmental
Choking
Homekeeper.

Good Bye.

Update! I am not fired after all. I just got another email asking for my drivers license which I sent (dll of course). Jeeze, they must be desperate for help. Laughing

Mr. Cr!ner has a very low opinion of me. See below. Razz

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:41 pm

It's a shame "Brainless Impatient Temperatmental Choking Homekeeper" is a bit long for a custom title. Laughing

"Choking Homekeeper" has a nice ring to it though. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:43 pm

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"Choking Homekeeper" has a nice ring to it though.

AGREE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'll have biz cards printed!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

You do realise that what he described you as-the first letter makes up the word BITCH-that's slaptime+a slap for not being able to open a email attatchment. Don't forget they love to be called SMALL BOI and question whether they have handled business like this before. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:49 pm

Donato wrote:

the first letter makes up the word BITCH

I hadn't noticed that! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:49 pm

Babe
In
Total
Control of
Herself

I certainly hope that there is a huge slap coming for this small boi who can't even talk decently to his employees. Some people shouldn't be in business. Twisted Evil

Edit: Beat weasel! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:50 pm

^^ Dang it, Sheboppe! I was coming back to edit my post to add that. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:57 pm

Well, shame on me!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I should have seen that!!!

I didn't even notice the b!tch even though it is in reply to my email "apologizing" to Mr. Cr!ner for calling him a CROOK:

Can you believe I misunderstood?
Really, I didn't know you were a good customer.
Open minded people can forgive.
Open hearted people can be friends.
Kindly advise payment.

You guys are QUICK!!! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

B.I.T.C.H. was the first thing I noticed. Very nice. It had to be done on purpose.

I think "Choking Homemakers" would be a great name for a rock band. Very Happy

It's nice to see that you've made up and are back working for him again. Please try to not screw it up again. He's a very busy businessman. Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:07 pm

Oh dear. It seems he didn't like the dll file after all.

How vulgar. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Laughing

I'm still begging for my job. They are still talking to me. Whadda pair of idiots. I'm baiting them with several other characters when I get tired of this one.

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BITCH,
YOU SENT ME A VIRUS AND YOU THINK YOU CAN ATTACK AND HACK MY COMPUTER RIGHT.
YOU HAVE FAILED.I AM USING A MAC COMPUTER.IT CANNOT GET ANY FORM OF VIRUS YOU WHORE.
I HAVE OFFERED YOU A VERY NICE JOB.SUCK MY DICK AND SWALLOW MY CUM AND THEN GET PAID.THINK ABOUT IT MORON,CRACKHEAD SMELLING PUSSY WHITE TRASH.

ROBERT CR!NER
CHIEF ACCOUNTS OFFICER

Honesty is the key to a longlasting business relationship.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:09 pm

This is a scary threat I just got from my "boss":

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NEVER EMAIL US ANYMORE, I AM REPORTING YOU AND YOUR EMAIL AS SPAM.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Um, not to sound like Captain Obvious here, but you didn't send him a virus, did you?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Tell him that even crackwhore trailer trash have standards-therefore you are pleased to inform him that he doesn't measure up because he is such a small boi, so he should stick to breaking in the goats for his oga and being the cafe's pick up the soap boy. Don't forget to ask why he has a bigger penis on his forehead. Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I love it, you have a creative, lad with a sense of humor.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:24 pm

HELL NO, I didn't send a virus. I sent a dll file with the extension changed to gif. Laughing

The BITCH reponse was in reply to:

I sent this as apology for calling Mr. Criner a CROOK (read the first letter of each sentence):

Can you believe I misunderstood?
Really, I didn't know you were a good customer.
Open minded people can forgive.
Open hearted people can be friends.
Kindly advise payment.

I always wondered what all y'all did to get such vicious replies from the lads. Now I know. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Feels gooooood. Cool

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Mar 2008 Posts: 127

Slootie, you need a warning up there, my monitor is not happy about the Mello Yello covering it now has! Great siggie material there!

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Choking Homekeeper.

My wife now has a new nickname, at least until I get a frying pan upside the head for it Razz

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:39 pm

These boi's are idiots. I just got 10 emails all the same:

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send to me the drivers license, like you sent to him, let me see what that is.

Mr. STS: uh...I wouldn't use that name for her unless it comes with a diamond bracelet. Yeah, that might work. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Choking Homekeeper!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! That makes me LOL every time I read it. Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

This would be a great massbait Razz

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:27 pm

My keyboard is full of coffee and I need to wipe my monitor down.

Just loved his tirade in that 2nd email and to top it off he has a signature line after his name that reads

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Honesty is the key to a longlasting business relationship.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:08 pm

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BITCH,

I HAVE OFFERED YOU A VERY NICE JOB.SUCK MY DICK AND SWALLOW MY CUM AND THEN GET PAID.THINK ABOUT IT MORON,CRACKHEAD SMELLING PUSSY WHITE TRASH.

Turn his insult back on him. Thank him for the invite and say that you were hoping that he would get around to the sexual part of the job. Confess that you are actually a man. I bet you will get another string of profanity.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:11 pm

Full quote of above post removed - you can see it^^^ - SB

SPEWING ALL OVAH HEAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for the invite...OMG, that made me laugh.

I'm having way too much fun today. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:44 pm

Oooh, he got really mad when I called him a small boy. They REALLY do NOT like that, do they? Man, he got really filthy. *tee hee*

Oh, I still have my job! My boss is waiting on me to send him a (blank) pdf of my driver's license.

Really, these guys are too stupid/fun to ignore. How in hell do they make money at this?

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This would be a great massbait

ITA!!! Should I post the initial email here at this thread or in the surplus thread?

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:56 pm

Note to self-already told me not to drink hot coffee while perusing forum.Amend that to read any beverage-someone owes me a montor on this one!! bow_down

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:08 am

Post the mass bait here, Slootie. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Slootie wrote:

Oooh, he got really mad when I called him a small boy. They REALLY do NOT like that, do they? Man, he got really filthy. *tee hee*

I wanna see what you sent him when you called him a small boi...and what his reply was. Twisted Evil

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