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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:48 pm |
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collapsed by a brain aneyurism, which was later revealed to have been murder induced by injection of an air bubble. May 2006.
murdered by carjacking thugs in Durban, South Africa while on the way to see his ladette girlfriend in Senegal. July 2006.
body found in a shallow grave along the Okovango River in Tondoro, Namibia. Presumed murdered by persons unknown. August 2006.
died horribly of dengue fever in a relief camp in Namibia. November 2007.
had a stroke at a post office in northern Scotland. On life support. April 2008.
Odd how, in each case, the victim had recently sent a large amount of money by Moneygram within 24 hours of the tragedy... |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:27 pm |
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Those are great! The Durban incident rather realistic. as it does happen daily. |
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bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:47 pm |
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Meriwether Lewis Stock: died horribly of dengue fever in a relief camp in Namibia. November 2007.
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That dengue fever will get you every time... |
_________________ FACTA NON VERBA!
"You must take you antiques somewhere else if you are fake"-Patrick Zuma
"FACK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER"--robert_baasi
"Your information is safe with me and will not be used anonymously"-- Dal Cal� Maccio
"you are as useless as your e-mail sound. bingo like." ---Zinriszal Bin Selamat
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:54 pm |
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I was shot during a robbery once, but then I thought if I would just disappear he would be wondering what had happened to his victim.
And now I find a better deal with bigger profit and not all that WU work and tell him that I decided for a different solution. The competition is killing in that branch
I might drop them a note after a few months, but usually the addy is gone then. |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:47 am |
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I drowned swimming off Cotonou in Benin once, but it didn't stop my Lad mailing me.... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Jen Derbender
flabbergasted
Joined: 16 Mar 2004
Posts: 389
Location: Running left!
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:27 am |
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Jen once, in the middle of a bait, got caught up in a terrorist attack in Cuba, in which a number of people were killed. She was unharmed, of course... physically. Psychologically, she bore scars which made her participation in internet financial arrangements rather, shall we say, erratic.
This was the first and last time that I used long-winded responses in a bait. It was fun, but spending 45 minutes crafting each and every email, man that gets old real quick. |
_________________ FUCK? FUCK AND FUCK YOU. YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT OKEY, ARE YOU ARE OFF BACK TO SENDER... YOUR ARE A BIG RAT OKEY FUCK YOUR SELF UP AND WHOM EVER THAT SUPPORT YOU, FOOL FUCK YOUR MOTHER WITH NO SPAM, RAT. - Kaosiso Chukwu
"Folken sheet like you.Beach,your mother and your house maid are folken themselves... Folk your folks... you comes when you are been fingered which makes you an idiot of sex luncering.You will never understand that english because it is not made for people like you." - Insane Idiot
Does your lad have too much time and phone credits on his hands? Have him call the Integrated Customer Service Call Centre at +1 206 905 9742! Dissatisfaction guaranteed!
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:27 am |
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Hmm...
Eliza Dane's never had her life under threat, but...
* She was arrested in London and almost lost everything she had - money, home, boyfriend, career.
http://www.scamorama.com/eliza_ernesto.html
* She prostituted herself for $10,000 to pay the Lad's fees - to her intense annoyance, they couldn't pick up the cash ("I let myself get fucked in the ass to get that money � AND THAT MAGGOT LAWYER DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GO A FEW KAYS TO PICK IT UP!")
On the other hand, Malcolm's had a lot more go wrong.
* He suffered major leg injuries in an horrific car crash - that happened on more than one bait.
http://www.scamorama.com/reynolds_khan.html
* He had his right leg amputated in two follow-ups to that accident
* He was hospitalised for a severe inner ear infection that narrowly became meningitis. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:22 pm |
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David Howell Evans - eaten by a dolphin |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:42 pm |
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One of my baiting characters finally worked up the nerve to murder his constantly nagging wife - - after all, with divorce imminent, why should he share the proceeds of the NOK payoff he was about to receive? Poor guy - he ended up aimlessly driving around London, from one wireless internet hotspot to another, trying to figure out some way to dispose of his wife's corpse (which was in the trunk).
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Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
<--- TS certified |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:34 pm |
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I love it when instead of killing off your character, you kill off someone close to them, because then you get hilarious notes of sympathy from the lads.
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I am sending you this email to show you how I really feel about your lose. If not for time I would have loved to be by your side at your sister�s funeral to show you true loyalty. Kindly extend my condolences to your mother and all members of your family for your untimely lose. We are nothing but humans being ready to bow to the will of God at anytime. I am deeply moved by your situation.
Best regards,
Dr.
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When a bait has run a bit stale, kill off a "mother" or "sister" and delay, delay, delay!
My character's sister - trampled by a moose in Sweden |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Slootie
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
Posts: 182
Location: Deep in the heart of Tecksus
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:06 pm |
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One of my characters is in ICU right now after selling a kidney for $5,000 to pay the "fee." Demurrage? Oh, I can't remember. |
_________________ Thank you Annie Oakley for assuring me that we both can trust one another and have a successful business partnership. - J0hn Kennedy aka James Kennedy aka James R0bin aka Peter Ch0i
Mr Frank i want you to know that you are not God and the way you do things i dont like it.because you have been fooling me around and causing me more pains. - Juliet
OKIJA SHRINE IS LOOKING FOR YOU. I HOPE OKIJA WILL GET YOU SOON. - Alex |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:00 pm |
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Bitten by a Gaboon Viper. |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:26 pm |
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Poor characters LOL
Father K@juna :abducted and killed byterrorist in Africa. Mugu never got his USA passport.
Father Thomas: died in church fire mugu never got his $$$
T1na Turn3r: Just about everything has happened. Lost in Jungle, tattooed by Voodoo tribe. abducted and tortured by Niger terrorist.
Father Thomas: Involved in terrible accident, meets nurse, leaves the clergy takes off with the $ 250.000,00 dollars for the mugu
Just a few of the characters |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Darth Sidious
Message Animal
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Posts: 88
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:05 pm |
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: Died in a horrible motorbike crash while on her way to the WU office. She slammed into the rear end of a mare. COD was asphyxia (Police Academy, anyone? )
: Killed in an ass-spelunking accident on Mt. St. Helens, in Washington (OMG!! They killed ) |
_________________ Back from the deaded |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:36 pm |
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My characters, while on their way to the bank to withdraw the money for WU purposes, have been attacked by a pack of snarling wild dogs. They end up going to the hospital for 3 days to be observed for signs of rabies.
Trouble is, once they're released, the medications always have side effects, like deleting the email that had the payment instrucitons, and what the transaction was all about, etc.... |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:55 am |
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I'd always wanted to create an Australian character who was incapacitated by a case of beri-beri.
Those Aussies will drink anything you see, he would therefore have been lucky he didn't have two cases or it would have killed him |
_________________ �This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:08 am |
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^^^ Pffft, I think of a New Zealand character who would constantly get arrested for alcohol related incidents and perhaps some animal ones as well? That would keep him away from WU and MG Offices. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Apr 23, 2008 9:57 pm |
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My former drug dealer,long haul truck driver killed a fellow dealers wife and children in a theft gone bad a couple months ago.Now he not only has an enraged dealer after him,but a steel plate in his head from the explosion(details of which are still in the works). |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Psychedelic_Ni
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 60
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Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:54 am |
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I haven't tried this one, but being eaten by an austrich would be an interesting way to go. Also maybe read up on some of the darwin awards for some funky deaths |
_________________ Ok Dear.
Pls send the details again to the bank e mail. and
every necessary details that we be need to process the weird transfer to your account.
-L0u1s4 Chr15t0ph3R |
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