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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:01 am

Dear Susan,
the director reply us this morning? but tell him that we are at le majestic hotel, they should come and pick us there because we are stranded here doing nothing so that we can proceed,

waiting to hear from you urgent,

@Simba- What time did you tell them the shuttle was coming? The afternoon right?

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:02 am

Wright B Hindyou wrote:

Voluminous forms, great trophies, and a safari?!

Top-notch baiting, sez I. clapping

Thankies!

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:17 am

IP-41.210.8.63 = Accra, Ghana

Quote:

Dear Sir,
thanks very much for your email? tell your drivers to come and pick us at the le majestic hotel where we are now, i and my brother with my father, we are still waiting for you to come and pick us as you said,

looking forward to hear from you urgent because we are stranded here we are right now,

Mr Peter Gawu,

This has been sent from the "brother" in Accra, so perhaps there are 3 mugus that spent the night in Parakou.

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:21 am

Yeah, I was getting emails from the brother in Ghana but under Peter's account. It was weird.

The brother signs the name as Peter also. I did not know brothers in Africa kept the same name....

So there are numerous players here. One left at homebase, and the other mugu's that are in Parakou.

This is strange...Has this been known to happen before? Confused

Edit: Spelling errors

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:26 am

well done on a great job. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:27 am

Thankies!!! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:30 am

GND

Way to go!!!! You have this(these) guys eating out of your hands. Excellent baiting, let me get you a cold one. beers!

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:38 am

They are already miles upon miles from home, so I don't expect them to be going anywhere anytime soon, I mean the big payday is coming in.
I was talking to Simba through PM and this other mugu could be the boss that my mugu answers to, the one email that came in under the Ghana IP address ....could be.

That was fired off from Simba to them to keep them staying put. There is plenty more to come as more tragedies happen....stay tuned for more to come.... Twisted Evil

Quote:

Mister XXXXX,

I can assure you that you need not worry. A shuttle bus collection has
been arranged to collect your group later today, as I explained in my
Email yesterday.
Please remain patient and I guarantee that this matter will soon be
resolved

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:42 am

justicebdone wrote:

GND

Way to go!!!! You have this(these) guys eating out of your hands. Excellent baiting, let me get you a cold one. beers!

I'll take an ice cold Fosters....lol. thanks for the offer Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:48 pm

At 3:45 the lads are expecting to be collected in the shuttle bus, sadly, when they next log on to complain, they will be greeted with this message:

Quote:

Dear Mister Gawu,

I regret to inform you that there was a minor incident involving the
vehicle that we use for guest transportation to the 5imba Safari Camp.
While on a rough stretch of rode, the van experienced a flat tire.
Unfortunately, the van driver continued to drive for some time before
realizing that the tire was flat, resulting in damage to the wheel rim.
Fortunately the van driver was able to change the flat and return to
camp, Unfortunately, the van is now incapacitated and will be unable to
make the journey to Parakou for at least several days, whilst it
undergoes repair.

We at 5imba Safari Camps are undeterred in our efforts to service our
clientele. Hence, we will do whatever is necessary so that you may
achieve your goal of visiting our lovely camp.

We have a smaller vehicle that makes a daily run between Natitingou and
our camp. Unfortunately it is not equipped to make the journey all the
way to Parakou - it is in fact the vehicle that we use to pick up
supplies. It is not quite as plush and luxurious as our transportation
shuttle, but it will suffice to get you from Natitingou to camp.

We would strongly suggest that you hire a taxi to bring you to
Natitingou as soon as possible, which is an easy drive on a very good
road by Benin standards.
Of course all of your travel expenses will be met in full by 5imba
Safari Group Ltd, so please do ask your taxi driver for a receipt.
We will also make the generous offer of a complimentary bottle of
chilled champagne upon your arrival at the 5imba camp for each member of
your group.

We very much look forward to warmly welcoming you to the 5imba Safari
Camp, and once again offer our sincerest apologies for any inconvenience
to yourself.
Please do also remember that 5imba Safari Group will gladly reimburse
all of your unexpected expenses for travel in full.

Best regards,

Gloria Rhodxx.
Guest Relations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:49 pm

This is what I got when I checked my mail:
Dear Susan,
We have started anther Journey from Parakou hotel where we are since yesterday night? And where we sleep at night. Meanwhile, the taxi driver made us to know that he will only stop us at Shangri Park, therefore, you should send one of your drivers or one of you to come and pick us at that Shangri park where we will stop, because when we get to the park we will be stranded, because we did not know anywhere in that place,

Looking forward to hear from you urgent,

Mr. Peter Gawu,
And it's the Ghana guy again

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:12 pm

So I fired this off to him:

Dear Mr. Peter,

What is going on? I spent the day in the various camp activities and then went to dinner in the dining hall and such and I still do not see you here. I spoke with the director and he mentioned something about the shuttle breaking down, but did not give me all of the details. I am sorry that I have only responded just now, but I have limited internet access here at the camp. The director mentioned something about you taking a taxi to Natitingou as soon as possible, and the camp will pay for your expenses being is it had something to do with a flat tire, and for you to hold onto the reciept.
Where is this park you speak of? Is it where the camp director said to be for pick up? I'm afraid if you don't get to where the director said to be at, you will miss another pick up. Please do as the director has said to do because we need to get his business transaction completed, and I am worried for your safety with all that gold dust you have with you.

Please get back to me or the director and keep us informed. Mr. Peter, do try to get here soon, I got us a very large room and I have been alone the past couple of nights, so do hurry in getting here.

Then he sent this:
Dear Sir,
we are in the town right now,but the driver said that it is dangerous to continue to night so we will sleep with the driver for road in the town then by tomorrow morning we will reach to the camp,

we are looking forward to hear from you urgent,

Mr. Peter Gawu,

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:35 pm

This just in:

Dear Sir,
this is from my Peter Gawu/ Brother? my Brother and our father with our brother said that they are in the Tengeta garage right now you should tell one of your drivers to come and pick them by tomorrow morning. and if they are coming they should come with money which they will pay to the driver who carry them from Parakou hotel to the Tengeta garage park where they are right now,

looking forward to hear from you so that i can be giving them information on what they will do,

Mr. Peter Gawu/ Brother.

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:49 pm

So I fired this off:

Dear Mr. Peter's Brother,

I know nothing of which you speak of. I am not the director of the camp and I am not in charge of pick up's. I spoke with Bernie and Gloria and they said they gave your brother instructions to follow. I do know for fact these things: the shuttle had a flat tire, the next shuttle will be picking them up at Natitingou. I know they were instructed to get a taxi and take it from Parakou to Natitingou for the next pick up because something about the wheel rims were damaged and that shuttle will not be able to drive for a few days. Please tell Mr. Peter I have been alone at camp in such a large room, and he has not come yet. Please tell Mr. Peter to follow the directions as instructed because it is keeping us apart and I want to ship this gold dust he has for me to the US. Please tell him these things, as I am worried about his safety, and if he has any further questions about the pick up, he is to contact Bernie because I do not control the pick up's, because I am only a guest here.

Regards,
Susan Neophobia
Duck Duck Goose Industries

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:01 pm

unhappy lad wrote:

when we get to the park we will be stranded

Aww..... That would be just so terrible...... Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:20 am

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Soon-To-Be-Pissed-Off Mugu wrote:

...so we will sleep with the driver...

Images like that totally make me laugh out loud. I can just picture them all shacked up together in some dump. I hope the driver snores like crazy and keeps them awake all night. Smile

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:01 am

@ Smiba- Can we send them to Nigeria with an infestation at the Benin camp. Everyone in the camp gets transported to the Nigerian camp because of the African Giant Goat infestation that came in the camp-including my charater, or something cool like that?

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:58 am

Some updates from the 5imba box:

Don't know why it is that the "brother" seems to be doing most of the Emailing from Accra, but I suspect that these are being send from a home PC.
Yet there are a host of missed calls from the same Benin mobile number...
A voicemail message too, which I haven't heard yet, but I'll ask VP to post to the thread.

Quote:

From Mr. Peter Gawu/ Brother, Mr. Peter Gawu. Just Called me this morning,say that i should inform you that they have pass Natitingou they are in the tanguita that is the name of town where they are right now and they sleep inside motor with the driver yesterday night, so you should tell the director to send one of his boys or any body to come and pick them up there, because they was stranded? they did not know what to do again, so try your best to make sure that you tell the director, so that they can go and pick them up, because you should know that it is because of you they started this Journey and did not know any where in that place,

looking forward to hear from you urgent because they told me immediately you reply me back i should call them immediately to know what they will do in that garage called Tanguita

Mr. Peter Gawu/ Brother,

Quote:

Dear Sir,
Mr. Peter Gawu called me again just now, say that you should call them with this number. because their life is in Dange where they are right now, here is the number to contact them immediately
+22997096803 or you can give your number for them to contact with you people immediately,
Mr. Peter Gawu/ Brother

Rather than send them elsewhere today, I say we should give the boys a day of relaxation from their travels.
I can assure them that a driver will be sent to collect them later this afternoon from the Tanguieta motor park.
But there is a mix up in communication and the driver goes to Natitingou before returning to camp without them.
So they will have to spend a second night sleeping in the car.... Very Happy

If you can find Cotonou right on the coast, then follow the yellow line North East to Parakou on this map, then look across North West till you find Natitingou, then Tanguieta is about 60km further North, close to the Pendjari National Park.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:40 am

Well, Igot the same two as Simba, so Ifigured a mild slapping was due again here is what I sent:
Dear Mr. Peter's brother,

Mr. Peter should be contacting the camp director. As I have explained in my last email, I do not have internet access like I do when I am home. The director is the one that makes the pick ups, not me. Me and Mr.Peter are guests and nothing more. Does Mr. Peter not have access to internet, while I get confused dealing with someone I do not know.

My dealings have been with your brother and I do not know if you are sending them to places they do not belong. I know that you sent them to the town they are in now, but the director of the camp said to meet the shuttle in Natitingou.You sent them 60km more north then they needed to be at. I am a well educated woman, and I do know my geography quite well,I have to ask you Mr. Peter's brother, are you purposely trying to sabatage him so he does not get his money, and I do not get my gold dust?

So at the end of this email, Mr.Peter needs to contact the director, not you to get the pick up directions, and Mr. Peter needs to read his own emails so there is no more confusion on his end. I hope I am making this quite clear, because you sir are holding up mine and your brother's business transaction.I have paid for his trip, and he saw the receipt of the transaction, so do not dare accuse me of anything of a negative nature.

The next email that I get should be from your brother, as I am no longer interested in dealing with you, as I think you are trying to harm your brother.Mr. Peter's brother, I do not get a refund for the money I spent for your brother and I to have a nice, relaxing business transaction.

I hope he does the right thing by emailing the director himself, and he should read the email that I only want to deal with him and him only.

Regards,
Susan Neophobia
Duck Duck Goose Industries

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:43 am

Then right afterwards, I got this:
Dear Susan,
this is to inform you that Mr. Peter Gawu, they have hire a big car coming to the 5imba 5afari camp, they said that i should tell you to arrange for the driver money that he take to carry them from where their stooped yesterday,

so, you should be expecting them to the camp as soon as possible,

looking forward to hear from you,

Mr. Peter Gawu /Brother

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:46 am

I'll give it until about 10:30, then assure them that a driver has been sent from camp to collect them and reimburse their travel expenses..... Wink

Quote:

Dear Mister Gawu,

Thank you for your message and your continued understanding in this
matter.

I will personally see to it that a driver is despatched to meet with
your group as soon as possible.
At the moment all of our vehicles are occupied with taking our guests on
sightseeing excursions, however I would estimate that we can have a
vehicle with you at about 2:30pm today.

As agreed previously, The 5imba Safari Group are prepared to reimburse
all of your unexpected accommodation and travel expenses, therefore if
you could give me an itemised list of your expenses I will see to it
that our driver has enough cash to settle up with you.
If it is at all possible, could you get to an internet cafe and scan
receipts?

We look forward to your arrival in Camp and once again thank you for
your understanding.

Best regards,

Gloria Rhodxx.
Guest Relations Manager - 5imba Safari Group Ltd

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:47 pm

Oh dear! I see trouble ahead!! Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:45 pm

That is an amazing bait. I definitely expect to see more things from you in the future. You have only been here a few weeks and you already have a safari under your belt. That's most impressive. Congrats on a superb job.

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:06 pm

Quote:

Dear Sir,
From Mr. Peter Gawu,
tell one of your drivers to come at the Natitingou where you said that we should wait for the pick up. because we serious stranded here don't know what to do again, please try as much as you can my dear Mr. Director to tell your drivers to immediately because there's no money with us again,
looking forward to hear from you urgent,
Mr. Peter Gawu

Quote:

Dear Sir,
we are at the Natitingou where you said that we should wait, so tell us the hotel and the location and area where we will wait for your drivers to come and pick us at the Natitingou,
looking forward to hear from you urgent because we are stranded here no money with us again

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:37 pm

Dear Susan,
From Mr. Peter Gawu/ Brother,

this is to inform you that, Mr. Peter Gawu said that their at the Natitingou where the director said that they should wait for next pick up so tell the director to tell their drivers to go and pick them up there immediately because there no with any money again, so try your best to make sure that you meet with the director to make sure that you settle this matter once and for all,

looking forward to hear from you urgent

Mr. Peter Gawu/ Brother

I haven't replied, as I told them before there is limited internet access for me at the camp.

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