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zgirl1979
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
Posts: 54
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:22 pm |
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I'm a nooB and creating the first of what I'm sure will be many characters. She's quite normal actually, but after reading through so many of your baits I'm seeing the fun in creating a more, uh, spicy character So tell me about your favorite characters (I won't steal them, just looking for inspiration!) |
_________________ "Are you serious atall?"
"please send me some money am having problem of heart attack right now"
"Am feed up about this" |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:33 pm |
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My favorite is my Bishop character who is on the run for robbing several banks. |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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voudoujoe
Mentor Slut
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 376
Location: Atlantic Coast
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:11 pm |
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I'm new too. My first is character is a recent immigrant to the US. His English isn't great he's quite naive. Once, he tried to get a Lad to partner with him to pay the fee for another lad. |
_________________ "Listen this guys are scammer..i will fishe them out!!..scam!! run for your there life !!"
"God dam guys i don't know talk like they are me do there email look like mine? shit!! shit!!"
"i have no time to advise you on some fucker!! One love for all"
"i am pissed about all this..writing monkey mails everyday without no end, holy God."
"I am freaky worried about everything that is happening right now."
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Stanley: Aba>Lagos>Cotonou>Lagos>Accra "plz i am really dizzy"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget: Aba>Lagos "STREET BOYS IN LAGOS ATTACKECD ME..STOLE EVERYTHING..INCLUDING MY GUICCY SHOE"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget+Worf: Aba>Benin City
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:15 pm |
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My characters haven't been thought out ahead of time. They evolve with the bait.
I am currently a young/naive/virgin/emotional former sister from a ministry who stole a bunch of the ministry's money and ran off with it, AND the ministry's Superior Sister who is a real bitch sometimes. She won't take one bit of crap from the lad and often talks condescendingly to him. He once told her "I'm not one of your slaves in your ministry".
I've been various other people in the bait, as I've needed them. (All business finance managers, rude male friends of the young sister, etc).
In another bait I'm a young/naive/semi-helpless female. It's really easy to drag everything out that way.
Once I was a married man who was a pervert and worked as a bar bouncer. All he wanted was to get the lad to talk dirty. It was a male scammer, pretending to be a young female and I really wanted to watch him squirm as he played that role. The bait didn't last very long though.
I've also been a very very rambly old lady. That was fun but writing long rambly emails got old fast. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:16 pm |
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@ Ima
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That was fun but writing long rambly emails got old fast |
just send an old one, Old Timers will do that to a person
I got so many, but a few will give you an idea.
An old rancher in the middle of nowhere who is online for the first time.
A school teacher in a ghost town, who can only go online during school days.
A millionaire without a home, or too many to call it home, he likes traveling and bringing the money to the lads Thanks VP
A horny middle aged female accountant to the millionaire.
A female embassy employer on a secret assignment.
A (ex) drug addict/burglar on parole, living with his sister and kids and he doesn't speak/write English Everything has to go by his parole officer first, like a visit to town or money transfers.
And a lad that has just started to scam.
Just anything you can come up with will do, they don't really care until the specific problems occur, then they'll have to And that's when Murphy's law kicks in too. |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:30 pm |
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A rich gay male, looking for tight assholes (and I make it that crude)
A safari camp manager, male
A female accountant (straight, all business)
A female accident victim (incredibly horny)
A male gynecologist
An Italian helicopter mercenary in Africa
I have used three of these characters on one mugu at a time, which makes it easier to control them. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:43 pm |
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Here's one from this morning's paper you can take a run with.
Name- Robert LeRoy Parker, AKA Butch Cassidy
Address -12 Main Street, Grafton, Utah (a ghost town used to film the scene with "Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head." I can't find a zip code so check delivery may be impossible.)
Religion- LDS
Occupation- Cattle business, banking.
Father's name- Maximillian Parker
Bank- Butch did his banking at the Pleasant Valley Coal Company in Castle Creek, Utah. (One withdrawal.)
Other residences- Fanny Porter's house of ill repute- San Antonio, Texas.
Friends- Sundance Kid, Harvey Logan AKA Kid Curry and Etta Place, brains of group and girlfriend of Harvey Logan. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:38 pm |
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Anvil salesman in New York City
"It takes a real salesman, I can tell you that," "Anvils have a limited appeal, you know." |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:44 pm |
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My favorite character is Bobbie Jo Jackson from Bugtussel Arkansas. She raises goats while attending beauty school. Her Dad is Bobby Joe Jackson and her brother is Bobby Joe Jackson jr. Her cousin is Bobbie Jean Jackson and uncle is Bobby Gene Jackson. Bobbie Jo loves to enter beauty contests. By the time I get done with the lads they never want to hear the name Bobbie Jo Jackson again. |
_________________ "I didn't know Oscar was a pimp!" Chibuike
"simple....go fuck a tree trunk" Phillip Johnson
<--I got ponies! Wahhooo! |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:17 pm |
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Moved here from GC. General Chat is for topics not related to baiting. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:29 pm |
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(No one will complain if you steal a character. We don't copyright our baits!)
I've had a lot of great characters, my favorites are:
-- filthy rich California widow
-- same as above but young-middle aged and horny
-- immigrant with limited English (great for sowing confusion: "Stasiling bram for not worry selring to cash pay of 3500 of dollar for paper of gramsel is true okay? Most eager! For God's will is being of true and not to ultir worrying is to friends. And most happy for that too. So for you is go ahead, is well and happy today. Most blessed! Thenk You!"
-- church secretary who poisons her husband to marry the lad
-- very, very insecure unmarried 35 year-old guy working at a furniture factory
-- young, aggressive, pretty young woman who won't take any sexist crap
-- Hollywood record producer specializing in rap
And so on. It's fun to just take an idea and see how it plays out. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:33 pm |
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International Pie manufacturer ' and his daughter 'Honey'. Any church characters, and "Captain Mediocre" the not-so-super hero.
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_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Baek Ðu San
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Mar 2008
Posts: 472
Location: 42°00′24″N, 128°03′18″E
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:05 pm |
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Doodle Bug wrote: |
Anvil salesman in New York City
"It takes a real salesman, I can tell you that," "Anvils have a limited appeal, you know." |
Business must be terribly slow. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:29 pm |
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I have about 20, but since two of them have already been found here, well, in outline they are either Laurel&Hardy-like / Marx Brothers like movie characters (the male ones), or own conceived comic characters who have a chance to come to life this way
Most have an ethnic minority background. I don�t know why lads seem to prefer this.
The combination millionaire+slighty silly and babe-that-inherited + very naive work GREAT
The number of 20 is self-explaining because they have friends, barristers and butlers |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 --
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:35 pm |
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I have two primary characters.
* A young blonde photomodel from Sydney who looks like Sophie Monk if a pic is needed (in the past she's also looked like one of the Olsen twins, or Hudson Leick [Callisto from Xena]) - slightly spoiled, short-tempered, foul-mouthed, and a devout worshipper of the Norse Gods Odin and Freyja - once called (with a busy household that precluded phone calls), but now (deaf since childhood thanx to her abusive father Mick Taylor [which see]).
* Retired Marine , veteran of Operation Desert Saber, with bitter memories of Somalia, who rose to the rank of Captain - was once an aspiring businessman trying to set up his own air courier company (); but now a survival instructor beset by chronic tinnitus after a training accident on the rifle range. If a pic is needed, I send either Nathan Fillion (from Firefly/Serenity) or Phil Keoghan (presenter of The Amazing Race).
I have some secondary characters who may or may not be used.
* /, brother to ; a Captain in the Australian SAS, and very protective of his little sister; often finds out about the scam and confronts the Lad. Usually that's the end game - but once he opened up a whole new front against the Lad!
* Knockabout Outback bloke Mick Taylor, secretly a sadistic serial killer, based on the psycho from Wolf Creek - not my favourite persona; I killed him off in one bait, brought him back, and killed him again; but he persists as abusive father.
* Outback film tech , named for the lead character in Age Of Consent and a really bad speller; friend of .
ETA some missed masking
ETA a missing negative |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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K[o]
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2008
Posts: 95
Location: Hiding in the bush at the heart of muguland
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:51 pm |
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My main character is a 26 y/o male who resides in Chicago, is very vulgar and after an unfortunate car accident has short term memory loss. Often he repeats the same questions and forgets that he has spoken to the lads before. He runs a very successful company that makes 100% organic sex toys.
CEO Naughty Nature Enterprises
"Let a little nature in you"
and my other fave
"Why hug a tree when you can $@%# one" |
_________________ " KEEP WAISTING AND DELAYING WELL THE TIME COMES FOR THE COCK AND THE END OF YOUR LIFE " J@mes M@f1@
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:59 pm |
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@ Yastreb
ooh well, since you dared to let your pants down here in public...
[vanity sets in here shamelessly]
, by far my most "beloved" one she has a great speaking voice secretary, but inherited a lot.
, her father. right now she is MIA in Ghana...
, her friend, computer & cell phone donation collector, knows all the high ranks at Dell�s, HP�s, Nokia�s, ...
, her friend, died because of a romance scam
, her dad, brain surgeon, died in a scambait , former employer of ^^
, lawyer, borrowed by fellow baiter Murry Guru. Form and inheritance expert.
, his 15 y o daughter, now in Schloss Salem (terribly expensive boarding school) lads tend to be extremely ugly on that character so I dropped her
, his successful bank advisors, tend to lose checks and delete important emails, especially Herr Lorbeer (=Stan Laurel)
, businessman & art collector, lives in a castle. From all male characters, lads like him most on the M Forum.
(=Chico Marx), his butler
several friends of the Prinz, some being baiters here. my characters are
(=Margaret Dumont, see Marx Bros. movies)
, almost the same, they chat a lot on the about race horses and millionaires meetings (not too) near Lagos
, runs the always looking for new flesh .
(=Groucho Marx), supportive rolls so far only
, fake check-lad wannabe
, Turkish greengrocer, self-made millionnaire, investor. Her (il)legal status demands much formwork.
, her brother, money-collector (from a Turkish soap opera). He always finds the missing form sheet.
another brother, the computer expert, hence the nick (same source)
Barrister Charles Soludo...aren�t we all Barrister Charles Soludo?
French speaking friend of several of the above (from Asterix)
(from Tintin), international business detectives. Form experts.
, for one week, to convince Dan the lotto man that travelling is necessary...
, borrowed from Murry Guru. Under my guidance, unfortunately only a weak performance
, millionaire from London. Well, it is notobescammed actually, but write his emails for him
[/vanity ends here...now that I oversee it, oh dear, how many evenings of wasted, err, spent time... ]
Most are friends of each others, just as it�s fitting in a storyline. Central characters are and because they offer most possibilities, having a "link" function. |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:19 pm |
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I have 30 characters. I usually use about 5 characters in a bait. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:41 pm |
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I have multitudinous insult characters (I usual steal a name from a lad's script and use it to send them insults).
For my regular baiting, I have Nick who is a dumb rich kid who has a "talent" to get lads to curse at him. I have a Bishop who has a talent for frustrating lotto lads (the bishop is on sabbatical until after the Lambeth Conference this summer) |
_________________ FACTA NON VERBA!
"You must take you antiques somewhere else if you are fake"-Patrick Zuma
"FACK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER"--robert_baasi
"Your information is safe with me and will not be used anonymously"-- Dal Cal� Maccio
"you are as useless as your e-mail sound. bingo like." ---Zinriszal Bin Selamat
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:13 am |
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Coming up with characters is my favorite part of baiting.
Some of the ones I work with are:
smarmy Australian professional surf champion. On the ASP Top 44 pro surf circuit. Close with Mickey Munoz, Kelly Slater and Mark Occhilupo. Drinks to excess nightly. Bangs everything that moves, but especially attracted to dark-skinned West African babes. Colorful vocabulary.
Canadian wine importer. Gullible. Dreams of buying the "big house" on Vancouver Island once he gets that really big score. Somewhat effeminate. Evidently unsatisfying in bed, as his wife is usually running around on him. Prone to psychosomatic illness. Son of first-generation Polish immigrants.
severely overweight Scotsman. Retired. Plays a lot of golf. Believes fervently in the Loch Ness Monster. Married an American woman who sounds very much like VPManchester. Also illness-prone. |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:41 am |
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Right now my two main players are (of course) and
I was using R0n mainly at first but have now switched to N0ah. I'm a manager at a paper company in 0dessa TX, but perhaps I secretly work for a hidden government agency. (Think horn-rimmed glasses guy from the show Heroes) Straying from the show, I fall in love too quick, drink a little too much, and make compulsive sporting bets.
I have a lot riding on the NHL playoffs tomorrow between the Bruins and the Habs. If I win, I'll be able to forward my new girlfriend all the money she wants 100% risky free through WU. I'll even be able to get her the laptop she wants!!
I hope I don't lose!, then perhaps I would have bet a bit too much and I may have to go on the lam!
ronco |
_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:24 am |
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I have three that I usually use:
George Herman Ruth: 30-something male living in Swift City, West Dakota, USA. For his street address I give the address of the Babe Ruth Museum in Baltimore, 216 Emory Street (without giving the true city, of course). Named for the "Sultan of Swat," he always lists his occupation as "swatsman." When filling in the line for "sex:" on an informations form, George often responds, "Once a week."
Catherine Eddowes: female living in London UK. Named for the 4th murder victim of Jack the Ripper. She has a really bad habit of getting the names wrong on MG payment slips.
Tony Lazzeri: nondescript male usually living in the USA. Named for Yankee second-baseman during Ruth's early Yankee career.
I also have a character named Ted D. Roosevelt but I haven't used him in quite a while. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Felix the Cat
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 179
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:10 am |
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I generally bait within the context of a church, as it fulfills all of my requirements - organization with many members, has a contract with one email provider which means I don't have to have accounts everywhere, everyone has a catankerous old boss to deal with, it plays to the religious side, and we're always willing to send you cash if you want to start a branch in your country!
is generally the main character. He's a mid-level functionary, titled a Deacon, high enough level to make promises but not high enough to send money. He's a very nice guy. His hobbies include asking stupid questions, quoting non-existent Bible verses, and being afraid of the wrath of his boss.
His name is an interesting story. I chose the last name for being a common ethnic one, and just made up the first name. I googled "Thay" one day, and it turns out that "thay" is Vietnamese for "master" or "teacher". He is certainly the master of the mugus!
is Thay's catankerous old boss. He is very brusque, easily irritable, insists on being addressed properly, and prone to demand apologies and/or repentance rituals for the most minor of transgressions. Everyone has to put up with him because he controls the purse strings. He is prone to be incapacitated due to the clap at a vital point in the bait. (I have attempted but not yet been successful at getting a lad to write a get well note that specifically wishes His Reverence success and rapid recovery from the clap. This is now one of my life goals.)
is your personal Outreach Coordinator. She's kindly but a bit naive. She enjoys sending pamphlets of information about the Church that your computer can't read properly (generally 1 good page and then 1000+ pages of gibberish in Word). If you have a major emergency, she would be glad to put you into contact with a missionary in or near your country who just happens to have thousands of dollars in cash. She is, of course, named after the Beatles song.
is a missionary who is at least 200 miles and preferably one international border away from you. He is very generous and giving, but is unfortunately very prone to mistakes, mishaps, and detention at the border checkpoint for carrying large amounts of cash with him. Like the cable guy, he can only give you a three-hour window in which he will not arrive. His namesake is the Human Bowling Ball, the diminuitive yet hard-charging running back for the Jacksonville Jaguars.
As I am somewhat new to baiting, I haven't had the time or reason to develop more characters. However, before I'm done, the will be a complete organization, full of endless fun for lads! |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Ove Karlsson: Rumbustious, horny, and perennially drunk and unreliable ship captain, who is always crashing his ships after an onboard piss-up and searching for money to buy new ones. He is sometimes betrayed by his kittenish secretary Maztour Beita, who implores the Lad to do business behind Karlsson's back.
Khamel Ibrahimi al-Ataturk: Marine terrorist who travels the world on his ship the Al-Aqsa Brigade, with his loyal band of Trilobite fighters, looking for somebody to attack. He is happy to pick up trunk boxes or gold off any deserted beach and slaughter anyone who tries to interfere.
Trellis Blinds: unbelievably finicky and cautious British businessman, who is suspicious about documents that are not sharp and clear and won't accept anything that is not done correctly.
Brock Blither: cashiered and cynical ex-DEA officer, who is rather fond of telling the Lads a much better way of doing business than the one they are currently trying, and never accepts an instruction without querying or ridiculing it. |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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William Wankur
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 207
Location: 6�27'11"N 3�23'45"E
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:10 pm |
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I have a few that I trot out as needed
Franklin Wankur - Art Dealer. Specializes in African Art. He's an older gentleman. Kind agreeable, but easily confused.
Alotta Chexx - She's a payment processing representative, but not a very good one. For some reason, she can't understand why she's supposed to send a telegram, so she always sends the cash using a 100% reliable shipping company instead.
Huey Dewey - Sr. Partner in the firm of Dewey Baytem & Howe. He likes to help the lads get their $20 million transactions done. He's a stickler for making sure that all 50 pages of security forms are filled completely and accurately.
Klaatu Barada Nikto - Security Guard. He has a short temper and will threaten to destroy the earth with the slightest provocation.
Ibezim Oneykachuckwu - Guyman extraordinaire. Likes to SHARE JOBS MAKE GOOD MONEY TOGETHER BROTHER OOOOOOOO. He'll also CHOP UR JOB AND EAT UR MONEY given half a chance.
Iyamma Frawd - She gets lots of check cashing jobs but she always keeps the money and taunts the company about it. |
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"Why are you making me feel stupid?" - Mike Tutu
$5 Million in fake checks and counting! |
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