This has GOT to be a joke!

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Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:09 am

Fresh from my catcher, I present the worst format ever! If the IP hadn't traced to Ghana, I would have thought it was a fellow baiter's idea of a joke.

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Subj: SOLUTION OF YOUR BLACKENED NOTES

You can now email me at: [email protected]

- DEAR SIR/MADAM,PHILWAX CHEMICALS LABORATORY & UNLOCKING CUTTER COMPANY 10 SUKURA ROAD, 27TH CASTLE BORK AVE. ACCRA , GHANA.THIS IS OFFICAILLY TO INTRODUCE TO YOU OUR CHEMICAL LABORTORY HERE IN ACCRA GHANA � WHICH SPECIALIZES IN THE COMPLETE CLEANING OF ANY DEFACED CURRENCY AND THEREFORE RESTORES ITS QUALITY BACK TO LEGAL TENDER STATUS.OUR SPECIAL FORMULA OF OXIDE-H2 POWDER, TOHIL CURRENCY PERFUMES, ACO YELLOW MIXTURE, ONO SULPHATE DEHYDRATION/PURIFICATION SOLUTION, CHLORINE E12 AND BENTUM SOODINE MAKES A PERFECT WASH WITH QUALITY TEXTURE THAT MAKES IT ACCEPTABLE BY ALL.YOU ARE ASSURED OF NOTHING BUT SATISTACTION; OUR SERVICES ARE VERY FAST AND WELL PROVEN TO BE THE BEST AMONG ALL.WE ALSO OFFER YOU A SPECIAL MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (M.B.G.)THAT IS TO SAY MONEY PAID FOR OUR CHEMICAL SOLUTION THAT WILL BE USED IN THE CLEANING PROCESS WILL BE REFUNDED BACK TO YOU IF YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH OUR SERVICE. HOWEVER, TRUST ME OUR CLIENTELE WILL TELL YOU THAT WE ARE THE BEST IN THIS FIELD AND WE ARE HARD TO BEAT. WE ALSO RENT OUT VARIOUS TYPES OF UNLOCKING DEVICE, MASTER KEYS AND /DIAMOND CUTTERS FOR THE IMMEDIATE OPENING OF JAMMED TRUNK BOXES AT CONSIDERABLE RATE.YOU ARE FREE TO CONTACT US NOW FOR PROMPT SERVICE!!THANK YOU.DR JAMES OBORII +233-206-563-262

Solution for black money cleaning AND help with those pesky jammed trunk box locks! Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:19 am

That's absolutely hilarious! Laughing

I guess he's hoping to snare a maga who is already on the hook for a wash-wash scam by another lad. Can you imagine what the first lad will think when the maga says 'I can get the chemical cheaper from James Oborii'?

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:21 am

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Solution for black money cleaning AND help with those pesky jammed trunk box locks!

And at considerable rate, too! What are we all waiting for?

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:38 am

Wow that has to be one for the record books............just terrible Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:01 am

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CURRENCY PERFUMES

Will this make me more attractive to the opposite sex?

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:50 am

It reads like a script for a Billy Mays Oxyclean commercial
"But wait, order now and we'll include this handy set of lock picks and diamond tip drill bits!"

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

That is so funny!!! It does look like a joke! Laughing

This is a pretty catchy name for a company, by the way:

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CHEMICALS LABORATORY & UNLOCKING CUTTER COMPANY

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:59 am

oh, I like this! I'm gonna call him Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:47 am

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WHICH SPECIALIZES IN THE COMPLETE CLEANING OF ANY DEFACED CURRENCY

So, it's like money laundering, but not in a bad way.

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:13 am

notobescammed wrote:

oh, I like this! I'm gonna call him Laughing

Feel free! I'm sure he's getting just flooded with poor folks whose trunk boxes full of black money are stuck shut. Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:42 am

callum wrote:

Will this make me more attractive to the opposite sex?

Only if you wear your lacy kilt and gucci sporran Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:11 pm

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OXIDE-H2 POWDER, TOHIL CURRENCY PERFUMES, ACO YELLOW MIXTURE, ONO SULPHATE DEHYDRATION/PURIFICATION SOLUTION, CHLORINE E12 AND BENTUM SOODINE

How nice of him to list the ingredients for you lol

You should email him back and say thanks for the info, I'm gonna make my own from now on Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:11 pm

This is too funny to pass up!

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SlayerFaith wrote:

Feel free! I'm sure he's getting just flooded with poor folks whose trunk boxes full of black money are stuck shut.

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:22 pm

This is excellent!!!

But the marketing department of the company needs to be replaced immediately.
It's simply mathematics.

Target marketing 101.
Find the list of people who have suffered through the "wash-wash" modality.
Then target those that still believe it.
Then target those that still have the black construction paper in their trunk box.
The other problem is that if I can't get my trunk box open, how do I know that I need the money "washed?"

You don't mass mail the entire world to find these people. You must do your market research first.

There must no more than 20 people in the entire world that need these products at this point in time.
And 19 of them ARE RIGHT HERE ON THIS BOARD.... Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Posts: 50

But what if you order the package and use the lock opening tools, only to find your money already clean and not in need of washing?

I would ask him if a refund is possible in that case.

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:14 pm

I've got 1000 1P pieces that need cleaning if he'll pay for the postage. Smile

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:56 pm

bobby kaye wrote:

It reads like a script for a Billy Mays Oxyclean commercial
"But wait, order now and we'll include this handy set of lock picks and diamond tip drill bits!"

I'm thinking more R0n Popeil Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 7

Did anyone else catch the powdered water in the list of ingredients? I do wonder if a baiter "helped" with this at some point.

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:34 pm

I called this guy today on the show - he is a gem of a lad! He has a wife called Angela and a French mistress called Amin who apparently does wonderful things with her lips! Laughing

I have told him that i am a big time crook who steals from bank transport vehicles but am annoyed at the fact that the new security measures are turning my banknotes "purple" - He can help...

I will let you know how i get on Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:50 pm

Seven of Nine wrote:

callum wrote:

Will this make me more attractive to the opposite sex?

Only if you wear your lacy kilt and gucci sporran Laughing

Well it worked on you Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:03 pm

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OXIDE-H2 POWDER

Powdered water? What will they think of next?

EDIT: Wouldn't that be about as useless as fat free butter?

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:34 pm

Powdered water would be a great convenience for cyclists and hikers -- "just add water." Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:42 pm

419weasel wrote:

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OXIDE-H2 POWDER

Powdered water? What will they think of next?

EDIT: Wouldn't that be about as useless as fat free butter?

I was once told, in all seriousness, of a sign that advertised GENE FREE FOOD.

Master Baiter Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 233 Location: USA

Hmmm.....Powdered water eh?

I have heard of that before...very useful...the problem is that you need FRESH Dilithium crystals to reverse the process and get back potable water; crystals that have been used for more that 7 hours are useless. Cool

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