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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:03 am |
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Setting him up for a bit of wrong-name baiting:
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Dear Toad,
Here is my informations:
(1) YOUR FULL NAME THAT WILL INCLUDE YOUR MIDDLE NAME: T0ny Gr0dzelnucheckj Lazzeri
(2) YOUR BANK INFORMATION WHERE YOU WANT THE FUND TO
BE TRANSFERRED: HSBC
(3) YOUR TELEPHONE CONTACT 1-309-424-XXXX
(4) YOUR OCCUPATION AND AGE Swatsman/32
(5) YOUR FULL PHYSICAL ADDRESS 216 Emory Street
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Dear Mr. Tony Grodzelnucheckj Lazzeri,
First, my name is Mr. Charles Todd and not Toad as you
mentioned. I did got your response with the required
information's. I will communicate the financier today.
Try give me call today after reading the message as
that is very important +447011139122. I will wait for
your call.
Regards,
CT |
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Tony,
You did not indicate your Full address. Your address
is 216 Emory Street with no city. Also you did not
indicate full information of the banking detials. You
should attend to this to enable us proceed.
Regards,
CT |
T0ny Lazzeri replies:
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Dear Toady,
You did not give me hour full informations either. You made me give my middle name but you did not tell you your middle name.
My full address: 216 Emory Street, Swift City, West Dakota
Never mind my banking details. Send my monies in a certified check.
Sincerely,
T0ny Gr0dzelnucheckj Lazzeri |
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"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:07 am |
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Mugu:
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Got your email with the address. My middle name is
Gray and if you want to know time difference with us,
go to www.timeticker.com and you will know the time in
US and what is time here in London.
I was waiting for your call to discuss important
issues about this transaction with you, but you never
called. All the same, I can put that to you now
through email. But that will not explain well all that
we could have said and understood through the phone
when we speak.
What I want to speak with you about is a means of
getting the fund to your home through a diplomatic
cash delivery. What about that? It will work and we
will not go through much expenses using other means. I
will take care of contracting and paying the Diplomats
for the job, while you will take care of paying the
security and custom charges when they arrive to USA
Government. This will surely work and we will smile to
our success. If this is not acceptable to you, let me
know. I wait for your response.
Regards,
CT |
Tony:
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Dear Gray Toad,
I cannot make international telephone calls. I know very well what time it is in London. I have been there many times.
I do not want diplomatic courier. Just put the check in the Post and I will get it fine.
Sincerely,
Tony Gr0dzelnucheckj Lazzeri |
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_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:19 am |
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You should have thanked him for using such a polite form of address like "Dear Toad" . Maybe he'll use it on a real victim.
He obviously wants to get you to agree to a form of transfer that can run into a lot of delays and extra costs so after yanking his chain with the "just mail it to me" modality you should give in and agree to do it his way. I usually like to at least offer to send a self addressed stamped envelope (SASE) then I agree to the diplomatic courier. Of course then you can throw his words back at him when the diplomats need money. "What, you would never just wire money to someone. Where do you find some of those diplomats to deliver a check for you?" |
_________________ please feed me in with more info. - Dr. Soludo
Also we found out that some of the officials of the prostates may have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money.
LET ME TELL YOU,SINCE YOU DID NOT HAVE A SINGLE RESPECT,YOU MOUTH MAY PUT YOU INTO TROUBLE. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:53 am |
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One of life's mysteries is how lads 'Diplomats' ever have any time for international diplomacy, given that they are otherwise engaged in delivering non existent checks and trunk boxes.
I love it when lads get all indignant when you get their made up name wrong. It's not your fault you've got fat fingers, is it? Mr Toad is clearly sensitive about his name. Personally, my next salutation would be Dear Mr Gay Turd. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:29 pm |
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^^^ That's a good name. I think I'll go with that next time. Maybe just Gay Toad. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:33 pm |
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Would Mr Frog be too brutal |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:42 pm |
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^^^Gay Frog. I like that. |
_________________ "IF AM NOT MAKING A MISTAKES, I NOW SEE YOU ARE THE MOST GREATEST MAD HUMAN BEING THAT EVER LEAVES" -- Bikini
"AT THE END I REALLY LOOK LIKE A SHIT OUT THERE IN THE MIST OF OTHERS" -- James McD0nald
"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:36 pm |
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And if the bait is not going anywhere Mr Amphibian
Toad in the hole is a British Dish by the way, maybe you can insert it in your bait ha ha as it involves sausages |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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