Bio-data

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Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:55 pm

Just received this jem from my lad, only the 3rd e-mail, does he mean he only wants alternative information, to the truth. Laughing

Thus, you are advised to send your complete bio-data to us immediately for processing.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:11 pm

Sounds like the lad wants a DNA sample.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:17 pm

Perhaps a fecal smear and/or a urine sample is in order?

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^^^ Unfortunately those are banned from being carried by the mail.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:19 pm

Take a few hairs from your head, tape them to a piece of paper, scan it and email it.

That's good bio-data if you ask me!

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 7:33 pm

What on earth can the lad hope to achieve with that? Would a real victim send retina scans? Seems a bit odd to me.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:25 pm

It's probably the lad's clumsy way of requesting full personal information -- bio as in biography. I would assume it's the usual name, address, phone, age, marital status etc. etc.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:28 pm

More than likely it is-but as long as he has requested it that way why not milk it for what it is worth?Or is this to close to educating a lad?

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:00 pm

My usual reply is along these lines

<Warning> Content of this email has been removed by Homeland Security under Section 215 of the Patriot Act 2005, Act 153 subsection 24 paragraph "c". Disclosure of Information liable to aid or abet in criminal activity.>

After a few goes with the same reply, they usually give up asking and carry onto the next script. It works well with any request for ID as well

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:30 pm

Chester wrote:

Would a real victim send retina scans?

No, but that could be fairly amusing....

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:49 pm

You should ask him! He causes the misunderstanding, so he solves it, which is a nice time to learn him some strange words that might warn real victims.
Bio-data, make up a nice one for that and he'll use it to prevent the same questions from other victims, so teach him curriculum vitae in the new adjusted spelling Twisted Evil

cirruculam fitaeh and every victim will think twice I hope.
Have fun

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 2:16 am

Send your lad a genetic version of the family tree:

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I have tons of bio data you can use! I have large excel files with experimental results on genomic instability. You can totally overwhelm this guy with it! I also have lots of pretty graphic files summarizing all that bland data.
Mat

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:09 am

If you can find a bio-rhythm printout, maybe that would confuse the Lad too.