The RED taxi!! The RED TAXI!!! Remy is PISSED!

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Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:20 pm

I will be home from work after midnight.. He should be at the harbor waiting for me, then. Twisted Evil

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Brilliant Weasel I cant wait til morning - love the phone calls too - you are a real natural

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:04 am

Remy is "on his way" to get me at the harbor. Laughing

First call got mucked up somehow and only recorded his side of the conversation. WARNING: loud, annoying squealing sound can be heard.. May be a car horn..

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_1.mp3

I will add more to this post in a few minutes.. Very Happy

Call 2 - Where are you, Remy?

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_2.mp3

Call 3 - Stay where you are!!

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_3.mp3

Call 4 - What section?! WHAT SECTION?!! Laughing

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_4.mp3

Just tried calling them again.. Got forwarded to voice mail. Laughing

Call 5 - WHAT SECTION?!?

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_5.mp3

Call 6 - The man in the office said there's no lady like you!!!

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_6.mp3

Call 7- You should have said you were at a different place!!

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_7.mp3

Call 8 - I am looking inside containers for you.

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_8.mp3

Call 9 - k payee, k payee, k payee, k payee!!!!

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_9.mp3

Call 10 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WEREN'T COMING TO LAGOS!!?!?!?! Evil or Very Mad

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_10.mp3 Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:41 am

Nr. 10 : "sob, sob,...i'm in Cote d'Reservoire"
You made my day. I have no idea how you manage this without bursting.
clapping

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:54 am

Nice job Weasel! I love how his voice goes super fast when he's upset! Laughing

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Wow those calls are awesome - have a good flight!

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:58 pm

I love the idea of him running frantically all over the container port screaming into his phone. Weasel, truly there is no lady like you!

Quote:

Are you inside the container? Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:47 pm

Round 2. Coming soon. Laughing

Quote:

Dear
Try to let me to know the name of the flight which you enter to reach u you here and the time which u will arrive here so that so that i will meet u there immediately.

Note immeditely you enter this country Nigeria, I mean Lagos, follow my informations ok. make sure that you call me in this way <removed cell number> and never put Nigeria code when calling me pls that is when you enter Nigeria.I am sorry for today and i know that it is the foult of the man to droop u there, i am sorry for what u passed through today but try to understand that i tried everything possible to pick you up but i noticed that u are not in nigeria. i miss u so much and i believe that u will reach here succefully ok.

Call me immediately plssssssssss.

Your friend,
Remy

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:15 pm

Quote:

i noticed that u are not in nigeria.

O rly?!

I don't think anything has made me laugh this hard in a long time Weasel.

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:01 pm

This just in. Remy is "worried" about Minge. Laughing

Quote:

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE FOR NOW BLS I AM WORRIED

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:56 pm

This is for sure one of the all time great Safari's. It deserves 2 hats, maybe 3. Congratulations.

Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 70

LOL... the guy is annoying. I wonder how you did not manage to burst out laughing on the k payeee

Remy is a Nigerian livin in cote d'ivoire. Tell him you could only get a flight to Abuja Twisted Evil

lost in translation Joined: 08 Aug 2007 Posts: 531

You've been diverted to Accra. Quelle payee maintenant? Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:23 am

I am speechless girlfriend!

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 264

He seems to have developed a stutter. Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:55 am

Weas, I just had a chance to catch up on all of this. I'm freakin' dying over here! This is totally hilarious stuff, and the calls were perfection. Kayeeeee, buddy!!! Congrats on the hat!!

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:16 am

weasal!!!!!!!! You have once again proved that you are the queen of calling these lads.... Well done on the hat! You deserve it for making young Remy get what he deserves!

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:00 pm

Weasy, that is outstanding work! Amazing stuff!
Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:34 pm

I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt! Brilliant!

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:45 pm

Luvvelly!! It's great when lads call to let us know how their vacations are going.

Top job.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

"My ship has sailed, Remy! :sob:"

Laughing

I always enjoy listening to your audio baits, Weasel. Top notch! Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:40 pm

I have had several frantic emails from Remy since the calls. Laughing

(3 days ago) sent 2x
Subject: Urgent to read from me and call me immediately
Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 9:21 AM
- and -
Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 9:22 AM

Quote:

Dear

Try to let me to know the name of the flight which you enter to reach u you here and the time which u will arrive here so that so that i will meet u there immediately.

Note immeditely you enter this country Nigeria, I mean Lagos, follow my informations ok. make sure that you call me in this way <removed> and never put Nigeria code when calling me pls that is when you enter Nigeria.I am sorry for today and i know that it is the foult of the man to droop u there, i am sorry for what u passed through today but try to understand that i tried everything possible to pick you up but i noticed that u are not in nigeria. i miss u so much and i believe that u will reach here succefully ok.

Call me immediately plssssssssss.

Your friend,
Remy

(3 days ago) subject only
Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 11:00 AM

Quote:

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE FOR NOW BLS I AM WORRIED

(2 days ago)
Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 4:28 AM
Subject: Important Information from Remy

Quote:

Dear ,

This morning i come to check my box to know your situation but i did not read from u, hoping you are fine and tell me where you are now because i am thinking about you since you do not know that country very well. Where are you now? Try to let me to know ok because i am worried but know that God will lead you here without problem and try to understand that this not my fault nor yours but the fault of the Captain who drop you there without letting to know where you are comimg down.

Get back me immediately.

Your friend,
Remy

(2 days ago)
Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 4:33 AM
Subject: Important Information from Remyyyyy

Quote:

Dear ,

If you reach Nigeria call me in this way <removed> and do not put Nigeria code that is when u are here in Nigeria ok. Send me mail if you are in good possition ok.

I am worried for you bls u must be tired by now.

Your friend,

Remy

(2 days ago)
Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 7:54 AM
Subject: JUST TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OK

Quote:

Dear ,

WHERE ARE YOU NOW JUST LET ME TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OK

FROM
REMY

I decided he has sweated long enough.... for now. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Remy,

I was just now able to find an internet cafe. Nobody seems to want to help me here. They just stare at me like I am growing horns and they keep looking at the bag. I have been sleeping on the streets, guarding this bag, because I don't want people to see the cash inside.

Minge

Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:58 pm

Imagine a western girl, sleeping in a Lagos alleyway with a bagful of cash. No insurance company would touch her. You must be really giving him heartburn. Very Happy

Quote:

i tried everything possible to pick you up but i noticed that u are not in nigeria

Bloody hell, he's observant Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:21 am

Weasel: I was hoping to have heard that you ran to the ship and went to another place.

clapping

Poor mugu I thought he was going to have a heart attack

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:43 am

@Weazy...
I had some extra time this Monday morning so I listened to all the calls.
I think you could convince half of us to go on safari... Laughing

I love the excited Lad stutter step in his voice....too funny...made my morning.... Laughing

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