Poll :: Where's Minge? |
A far away port in Ivory Coast. |
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1% |
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Went to Lagos to surprise Remy. |
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25% |
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Went to S1mb@ Safari Camp with the money and diamond. |
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49% |
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In the hospital. |
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14% |
[ 9 ] |
Other. (Please post your idea!) |
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9% |
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Total Votes : 63 |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:20 pm |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:24 pm |
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Brilliant Weasel I cant wait til morning - love the phone calls too - you are a real natural |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:04 am |
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Remy is "on his way" to get me at the harbor.
First call got mucked up somehow and only recorded his side of the conversation. WARNING: loud, annoying squealing sound can be heard.. May be a car horn..
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_1.mp3
I will add more to this post in a few minutes..
Call 2 - Where are you, Remy?
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_2.mp3
Call 3 - Stay where you are!!
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_3.mp3
Call 4 - What section?! WHAT SECTION?!!
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_4.mp3
Just tried calling them again.. Got forwarded to voice mail.
Call 5 - WHAT SECTION?!?
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_5.mp3
Call 6 - The man in the office said there's no lady like you!!!
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_6.mp3
Call 7- You should have said you were at a different place!!
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_7.mp3
Call 8 - I am looking inside containers for you.
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_8.mp3
Call 9 - k payee, k payee, k payee, k payee!!!!
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_9.mp3
Call 10 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WEREN'T COMING TO LAGOS!!?!?!?!
http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/remy_on_his_way_10.mp3 |
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Christ N. Rohr
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Oct 2006
Posts: 12
Location: A green Chevy, license nr. 65OBN, blocking Barry's lot
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:41 am |
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Nr. 10 : "sob, sob,...i'm in Cote d'Reservoire"
You made my day. I have no idea how you manage this without bursting.
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:54 am |
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Nice job Weasel! I love how his voice goes super fast when he's upset! |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:24 am |
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Wow those calls are awesome - have a good flight! |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:58 pm |
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I love the idea of him running frantically all over the container port screaming into his phone. Weasel, truly there is no lady like you!
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Are you inside the container? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Round 2. Coming soon.
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Dear
Try to let me to know the name of the flight which you enter to reach u you here and the time which u will arrive here so that so that i will meet u there immediately.
Note immeditely you enter this country Nigeria, I mean Lagos, follow my informations ok. make sure that you call me in this way <removed cell number> and never put Nigeria code when calling me pls that is when you enter Nigeria.I am sorry for today and i know that it is the foult of the man to droop u there, i am sorry for what u passed through today but try to understand that i tried everything possible to pick you up but i noticed that u are not in nigeria. i miss u so much and i believe that u will reach here succefully ok.
Call me immediately plssssssssss.
Your friend,
Remy |
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_________________ GO GRRL BAITERS!!
Where there's a Weasel, there's a way.
Never trust a Weasel bearing gifts.
Click for lad pain. - New to the forum? Introduce yourself HERE!
Turns that frown upside down- TS
<-- Official 419Eater buns awarded by Luther Blissett, bun-enabler extraordinaire.
Remy D1ckson - 1,000 miles from Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire to Lagos, Nigeria and back!
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http://members.419eater.com/~419weasel/ladquotes.html |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:15 pm |
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i noticed that u are not in nigeria. |
O rly?!
I don't think anything has made me laugh this hard in a long time Weasel. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:01 pm |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Posted:
Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:56 pm |
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This is for sure one of the all time great Safari's. It deserves 2 hats, maybe 3. Congratulations.
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Subma Shingun
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Apr 2005
Posts: 70
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Posted:
Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:21 am |
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LOL... the guy is annoying. I wonder how you did not manage to burst out laughing on the k payeee Remy is a Nigerian livin in cote d'ivoire. Tell him you could only get a flight to Abuja |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Posted:
Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:40 am |
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You've been diverted to Accra. Quelle payee maintenant? |
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"Any further email we shall report you to FBI for attempt of commonizing and curses." -- Engr. Wac0tt S. M00re
"You are stressing us over the payment...and I myself is going crazy over this" --Jessica D0nald tries MTCN S3cur3
"YOU STEEL MAKIN THE SOME MISTAKE FOR THE PAYMENT SLIP YOU SENT US" -- J0hn Smith
"i want you to stop send us an email again because you have giving us a desegrace" -- Smitty
"OUR BANK IS ABOVE OF ALL THIS NOSENCE ART OK" -- J0hn Smith
"Please be serious and sincerely over this Mather, don't take this as a jocking Mather." -- Chicklets |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:23 am |
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Posted:
Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:21 am |
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He seems to have developed a stutter. |
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Also we found out that some of the officials of the prostates may have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money.
LET ME TELL YOU,SINCE YOU DID NOT HAVE A SINGLE RESPECT,YOU MOUTH MAY PUT YOU INTO TROUBLE. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:55 am |
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Weas, I just had a chance to catch up on all of this. I'm freakin' dying over here! This is totally hilarious stuff, and the calls were perfection. Kayeeeee, buddy!!! Congrats on the hat!! |
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- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Posted:
Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:16 am |
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weasal!!!!!!!! You have once again proved that you are the queen of calling these lads.... Well done on the hat! You deserve it for making young Remy get what he deserves! |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Posted:
Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:00 pm |
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Weasy, that is outstanding work! Amazing stuff!
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:34 pm |
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I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt! Brilliant! |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
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- Lagos>Abidjan
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- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:45 pm |
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Luvvelly!! It's great when lads call to let us know how their vacations are going.
Top job. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Posted:
Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:11 pm |
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"My ship has sailed, Remy! :sob:"
I always enjoy listening to your audio baits, Weasel. Top notch! |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:40 pm |
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I have had several frantic emails from Remy since the calls.
(3 days ago) sent 2x
Subject: Urgent to read from me and call me immediately
Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 9:21 AM
- and -
Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 9:22 AM
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Dear
Try to let me to know the name of the flight which you enter to reach u you here and the time which u will arrive here so that so that i will meet u there immediately.
Note immeditely you enter this country Nigeria, I mean Lagos, follow my informations ok. make sure that you call me in this way <removed> and never put Nigeria code when calling me pls that is when you enter Nigeria.I am sorry for today and i know that it is the foult of the man to droop u there, i am sorry for what u passed through today but try to understand that i tried everything possible to pick you up but i noticed that u are not in nigeria. i miss u so much and i believe that u will reach here succefully ok.
Call me immediately plssssssssss.
Your friend,
Remy |
(3 days ago) subject only
Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 11:00 AM
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TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE FOR NOW BLS I AM WORRIED |
(2 days ago)
Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 4:28 AM
Subject: Important Information from Remy
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Dear ,
This morning i come to check my box to know your situation but i did not read from u, hoping you are fine and tell me where you are now because i am thinking about you since you do not know that country very well. Where are you now? Try to let me to know ok because i am worried but know that God will lead you here without problem and try to understand that this not my fault nor yours but the fault of the Captain who drop you there without letting to know where you are comimg down.
Get back me immediately.
Your friend,
Remy |
(2 days ago)
Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 4:33 AM
Subject: Important Information from Remyyyyy
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Dear ,
If you reach Nigeria call me in this way <removed> and do not put Nigeria code that is when u are here in Nigeria ok. Send me mail if you are in good possition ok.
I am worried for you bls u must be tired by now.
Your friend,
Remy |
(2 days ago)
Sat, Apr 19, 2008 at 7:54 AM
Subject: JUST TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OK
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Dear ,
WHERE ARE YOU NOW JUST LET ME TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OK
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REMY |
I decided he has sweated long enough.... for now.
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Remy,
I was just now able to find an internet cafe. Nobody seems to want to help me here. They just stare at me like I am growing horns and they keep looking at the bag. I have been sleeping on the streets, guarding this bag, because I don't want people to see the cash inside.
Minge |
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_________________ GO GRRL BAITERS!!
Where there's a Weasel, there's a way.
Never trust a Weasel bearing gifts.
Click for lad pain. - New to the forum? Introduce yourself HERE!
Turns that frown upside down- TS
<-- Official 419Eater buns awarded by Luther Blissett, bun-enabler extraordinaire.
Remy D1ckson - 1,000 miles from Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire to Lagos, Nigeria and back!
Lad Quotes
http://members.419eater.com/~419weasel/ladquotes.html |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:58 pm |
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Imagine a western girl, sleeping in a Lagos alleyway with a bagful of cash. No insurance company would touch her. You must be really giving him heartburn.
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i tried everything possible to pick you up but i noticed that u are not in nigeria |
Bloody hell, he's observant |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:21 am |
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Weasel: I was hoping to have heard that you ran to the ship and went to another place.
Poor mugu I thought he was going to have a heart attack |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
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YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Posted:
Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:43 am |
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@Weazy...
I had some extra time this Monday morning so I listened to all the calls.
I think you could convince half of us to go on safari...
I love the excited Lad stutter step in his voice....too funny...made my morning.... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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