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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:47 am |
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I can't imagine a better ending to this story Jojo!
This burn will be one talked about years from now. I know I can't wait to download and print (um, use work's paper & ink of course!) and carve out a weekend to take it all in. |
_________________ Premium Membership | Need a Mentor? | Eater University
Kelv1n
Sandra, Owerri to Lagos 18+ months | Oga Mark - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal
N4ncy & Yeb0ah - Accra to Abidjan | Barrister Stone 13+ months
PD Results: x18
AS Results: x4
x 15
x 3
x 56
138 sites killed |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:02 am |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:54 am |
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Outstanding Jojo, just fantastic.
I think you were just to harsh and he must be feeling like shit.
I think he deserves a second chance. Maybe this time he can break his own record with tattoos and safaris |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:55 am |
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I am a fan, since you did no educating.
Great job. |
_________________
Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:01 am |
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I am sitting here in tears of laughter and the only way i could stop laughing has left me with teeth marks in my hand!!!
That was a work of art Sir. Yes, seriously for that burn alone there should be a knighthood!!! |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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MostlyHarmless
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2008
Posts: 114
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:25 am |
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I'm really glad I never spilled Jojo's pint. |
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"so i will make sure you are nail in the street, every body most see your dead soul in the street" W1ll1am B1lly, hitman and poet.
"my cook also very egarly crying for ur p*ssy dear, i will beat u darling" K3nn3th 4ny4ogu
"fulk your mom" M4ri4m J0hnston |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:14 am |
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Spear N. Magichelmet
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 86
Location: eating nice puffy rolls full of yeasty goodness
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:26 am |
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Wow!
You know it was a success, when more than three photos on the first page of photobucket have the "This photo was removed for violating our terms of service" replacement gif!
I am in awe. |
_________________ we must delay in this as soon as possible - k3vin4 w1ll14ms
I DO NOT LIKE INSULTS AND ABUSIVE LANGUAGES - P4stor B4ll4s W4l4s |
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Jimmy Jazz
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Feb 2007
Posts: 174
Location: Slowly going around the bend
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:40 am |
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Utterly, UTTERLY oustanding!
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_________________ After all I have done for you, you still have the UTAHCITY to call me a fool - J*hn 1gwe
I like you because I can sense some kind of strictness in you which reassures me that you are a straigth forward person - M@mudu U5m@n
"I must tell you that you must be one of these internet bugs parasites" - An ongoing lad.
ASSHOL, EAT YOUR DEFICATE., USELESS SOON OF BITCH, POLICT TOILET AND A MISSRABLE ONDIGAR BORN TO BE FAUSTRATED FOR LIFE THAT IS WHAT YOUR ARE.OK - Barrister D0ugla5 Clarl3
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January
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 152
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:13 am |
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I told you before and I tell you again: great work! Must be one of the most terrible baits ever - for the lad!
But:
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I am just a 24 year old guy |
What? You're male? Please stop messing with my mind, am I the only one using a real picture as avatar? |
_________________ = Rev T0UR3Y - From Conakry GV to Monrovia LI and environs (960km) - 5imba Liberia Camp - "my friend who is with me sold his shoes and telephone to enable us go back to Monrovia since there is no money left for us" (current status: still in Monrovia, but nothing interesting is happening)
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Yousa_Sakashite
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 208
Location: Looking in trees for mugus.
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:53 am |
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Jojo - Once again, I am amazed by your abilities. Not only a travel agent, but a travel agent straight to hell with that burn!
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_________________ I AM NOT FORCING YOU TO PAY OR I NEED TO KNWO IS WEALTHER YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE OR NOT SO IF YOU FEEL AND LOVE YOUR LIFE JUST MAKE THE PAYMENT AS I REQUEST YOU TO DO. - "M@rtin Col3" a.k.a. B1lly Fr0st
IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR BETTER GO AND MAKE THE SUM OF $8,000 TO THIS ACCOUNT AM GIVEN YOU BEFORE I CHARGE MY MIND.
- St3v3n B0n3 (a.k.a. Fr0sty the 1ceM@n)
LAST WARNING, OR YOU WILL BE NAIL AND ROUTE IN HELL WITH NOTHING BUT WITH MY GUN. - W1ll1@m B1lly a.k.a. Fr0sty the 1ceM@n
I want you to go back to the Western Union and collect your money
back, because i dont have any time to play any damn Game.. am not a
moron because i want to receive money from someone are should play
game which kind nonsense is that - V1ctor W1ll1ams after 14 hours of MTCN S3cur3 |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:09 pm |
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That�s sad news, jojo but maybe it will go on. Have you ever been a police officer |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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morbiczer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Budapest
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:21 pm |
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January wrote: |
But:
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I am just a 24 year old guy |
What? You're male? Please stop messing with my mind, am I the only one using a real picture as avatar? |
You thought jojobean was Heidi Klum? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:56 pm |
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callum wrote: |
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...a pair of salad tongs? |
I must've missed that one... |
If a guy holding his wang up with a pair of metal tongs is NSFW, then this pic is DEFINITELY NSFW!
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/TONG.JPG
All of the naked pics are courtesy of baiter RockSTL. He doesn't come around too much, but is a great baiter and hopefully will come and chime in on this thread. It was a pleasure working with him on this bait.
Thanks for the kind words all. I must give props to Marvinator for the magazine covers. He made those for RockSTL.
@SP- feel free to use those pics for your bait. They have been used by a lot of people. They actually seem to be quite convincing.
As far as burning this lad... I must admit that he is quite a fool in regards to this. About 6 or 7 months into the bait, we thought it was done. So we burned him. It was a bit more acceptable back then and not as talked about. Anyway, we told him we knew he was a scammer and that we were just baiting him. Then the bait went on for another two years or so. I'm not sure if that is part of the published bait or not, because it may have happened from another email address.
@January- Sorry, I am not nearly as attractive as Heidi.
You know, I grew quite weary of baiting him. Honestly, and this will sound quite smug, but when you get a guy to do all of these things, it becomes mundane. I ran out of things to do. He wasn't into safaris anymore. He wasn't into tattoos. He was sick of his photo shoots. So, what is one to do. I am a bit glad to have him off of my hands. For anyone who wants to get to know him more, here are his contacts. Maybe a recovery scam would be fitting.
Here are his email addies:
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
Here is his myspace if you want to be his friend. It is pretty inactive.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=293389859
You know, it's amazing how many police officers were in that list of email addies I sent out.
As I said, later today, I'll post the bait. I need to make a couple of minor changes, but that shouldn't take long.
Also, there were a lot of people who helped us in this bait. A few, off the top of my head are:
YW, Persephone, HomerJFong, SP, Equinoxe, Marvinator and I am sure that I am missing others. Sorry if I missed your name.
EDIT: This response to Kevin's burn email realy made me laugh...
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dont send this f*ck to me again. |
Apparently, he had received his pictures before. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
Last edited by jojobean on Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:51 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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bill mcdill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
Posts: 966
Location: Sleeping in Charles Saludo's wet spot
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:23 pm |
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This is awesome JoJo. We all tend to rate many of the lads, and rightly so, as very intelligent. But every once in a while you stumble on a stupid one. You played this guy to the hilt! |
_________________ So many phony websites, so little time...
x4 x5
J03L Akum14h - Accra to Tamale and back again (co-bait with Kurat)
"So if i may ask,who bangs you?" J03L Akum14h
"I like a chicken. I shall tell about it somehow." S4tty
"In fact, our correspondent is almost arrested by the security agent for bringing in fake information" Barrister W0ngM@rtins
"hey what fuck are u don't reply bul sheet go to heal" Mr. Samuel (a jilted love lad) |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:26 pm |
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I never forgave Kevin for giving my Seamugu lad, stranded in Accra, the money to get home after we arranged a ladmeet.
Good to see him get his comeuppance.
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How much would you love to be a fly on the wall at his local cafe in the morning.... |
The fly probably got the email as well |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:35 pm |
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Ah! How could have forgotten Roy and Gomer. They both supplied lads for a meet. Actually, Kevin met TWO of Roy's lads. We had them travel to the TWAT pyramid to tear it down one time.
EDIT: As I was going through all of his stuff, I wanted to post a couple of things that just really made me smile. He has filled out countrless forms. But there was one thing that just stuck out more than anything to me. Here it is:
He's a lad with low self esteem. I wonder who made him that way...
And this is my favourite pic. It just says so much. It's autographed too.
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:32 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAH! Kevin just read the emails. I don't think he is happy.
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God will punish you and your family motherf*cker you ga sork bitch fake
address mugu you will die for what you are doing to me believe me |
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yor family will pay for this |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:40 pm |
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awesome ending for Kevin, Jojo! |
_________________ For Free Bananas Click Here!
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Samuel - Ziguinchor, SE to Dakar, SE - 264 km through Gambia Helping JojoBean
"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
- for a perfect brown nosing job.
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:48 pm |
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You are laughable and a disgrace to guymen all thro Africa. You are patetic and dumb son of pig cowfucker. You will never be at peace, my men will find you and kill your faggot ass.
Your days are numbered, oooooooooo. |
He just got a mail from my grand master mugu laughing at him. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Rover
Site Admin
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 16189
Location: North of the Limpopo
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:35 pm |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:42 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
HAHAHAHAHAH! Kevin just read the emails. I don't think he is happy.
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God will punish you and your family motherf*cker you ga sork bitch fake
address mugu you will die for what you are doing to me believe me |
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yor family will pay for this |
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Doesn't it appear that he thinks this is some lad doing this to him and not you? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:55 pm |
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@Rover- Kevin never actually built the pyramid. He just traveled from Accra to Benin City, Nigeria to meet Roy's lad and tear down the pyramid that YW and BW's original TWATs built. He was told that there were jewels and gold in there. They went there in the middle of the night. However, they opened up a couple and saw that it was just sand. They were not too pleased. Then, the pastor came out. They discussed the situation and he said that there were no goodies inside the pyramid.
I think that he thinks I am a fellow lad.
Okay, the completed bait is hosted. You can go here to download it: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5Q99ALTF . I am also putting the link in the bottom of the original post. It's long, about 336 pages and 30M. Download time might be no fun. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:24 pm |
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@Jojo: Way to burn a lad! Leave a little pile of smoking, blackened bones I say. |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:35 pm |
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jojo, you wouldn't have any objections if Interp0l contacted Kevin and offered assistance, would you? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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