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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:20 am |
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My character, is not the sort of fellow you would want as your surgeon. In my latest bait, ive told my lad that I put a �5 bet on with a member of staff that I could carry out a triple heart bypass in 2 hours (an operation that normally takes 12 hours )
Great news..I won it! Sadly, my lad isnt to impressed about my medical negligence...
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Dear Mr Harrison,
Good day to you. First of all, the good news- I managed to complete out the triple heart bypass surgery in 1 hour 48 minutes. Thankfully, the terms of my bet didnt say that the patient actually had to survive the operation, so, my dear chap, Im now �5 richer! I tell you, Mr Harrison, money is so much sweeter when you've won it!
Now, you've caught me at a good time- thanks to my super quick (though dangerously inadequate) surgey, I have the rest of the afternoon free, so you might say I have killed two birds with one stone. I shall head into town now and try to find one of these Western Union offices you speak of, and will pay the �800 immediatley.
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Dear sir,
I am no doctor but what you are doing, i do not beleive it is good to treat human lives in such a manor. You should be doing your surgery properly and not just aiming to make money.
You are being a big disgrace to the MEDICAL PROFESSION you must stop these awful acts at once!!
Please let me know when you have paid the �800 so I can inform the security company
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He thinks Im a disgrace but is still happy to take my money. Oh well, I have no worries about that! |
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Jack Mehoph
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
Posts: 61
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:18 am |
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you must stop these awful acts at once!! |
something about a cat and a kettle?
followed directly by
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Please let me know when you have paid the �800 |
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it seems so clear as i have made you understood, |
WTF? |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:22 am |
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Jeez gaz, everyone in the office is wondering why I lost my coffee all over the keyboard. That is brilliant!
Are you going to ask your lad about any medical problems he may have? |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:38 am |
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I love the way he orders you to "stop it at once" and then politely asks "have you paid the money yet"..... |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:10 pm |
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Please let me know when you have paid the �800 |
Tell him your a bit short of cash with the markets being down.
You just bet another surgeon 200 you could do it in 90 minutes tomorrow.
Three more bets and three more surgery's and the Lad's payment is on the way. |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:27 pm |
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Well, wouldn't you know it? The good doctor is a compulsive gambler, and on the way to Western Union, he passed a betting shop - actually, not quite true, he didn't pass a betting shop - and the �800 was lost within minutes.
No problem; as asiaguy said, there are always more sure things... |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:09 pm |
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Are you going to ask your lad about any medical problems he may have? |
Well, this lad is apparently the lawyer, though his client apparantly has breast cancer, so Ive been giving her my diagnosis, and have told her that rather than cancer, I think she has a broken leg |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:23 pm |
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Hahahahah! Gaz, that is just too funny. I cannot stop laughing at that. |
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Canadon Alfa
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Joined: 20 Apr 2006
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 4:18 am |
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Hahaha, awesome!
You seem to have a rare lad who has a respect for human life. I've "confessed" to my mugus to having committed cold-blooded murders and they usually don't bat an eye. |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:23 pm |
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hahahaha...brilliant!!!
Shouldn�t you lose the next bet, where you bet his 800 pounds? I think the bet should be: "I made a bet, that I can do a quadriple bypass blindfolded, with the patient surviving it". Too bad that you have lost this bet AND the money....
And then tell him, that your colleague agreed to double the amount for the next bet and you can pay him, if you win this bet |
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SlapHappy
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:29 pm |
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LMAO. |
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Spear N. Magichelmet
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 86
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 2:29 pm |
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This really is brilliant.
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE MAN HOW CAN YOU KILL PEOPLE can I have my money now? |
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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 3:05 pm |
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Yes, very funny indeed. There is a good chance of getting him off script. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
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Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:44 pm |
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Note to self-never again drink hot coffee while reading the forum. |
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What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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Betelgeuse
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Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:48 pm |
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Excellent gaz - pot kettle black that one
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justinv
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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Location: Australia
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Fri Apr 18, 2008 5:59 am |
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Sometime down the track you can tell your lad that you are having problems with sending the money (once again) because one of your former patients is suing you for damages. if your lad is (apparently) a lawyer you can take him off script by asking him for legal advice. |
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