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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Posts: 589

This made made laugh, most lads give me a week to live this lad gave me 90 days Laughing

[email protected] wrote

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you will soon die with my juju i must kill you with an africa power i am giving you good 90days to die you fool do think that i am here for joke ????

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:45 pm

Hahahaha! Nice lad!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 36

After 90 days have passed, write him and tell him that his juju didn't work.

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:52 pm

Write back, ask for further explanation.

Also, tell the mugu that you have some enemies that you want revenge on - - would he be willing to use juju on them? What would a spell to cause chronic halitosis cost?

Bruin

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:07 pm

the juju from abuju, oh no!

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:24 pm

Tell him he must have bought the cheap version and you can afford something much quicker -

Tell him you've put paid for a magun juju curse to be put on him and that if he tries to use his dick for anything other than peeing in the next six months he'll turn gay. Very Happy

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Can a condom protect a man from the effects of magun?

Magun is supposed to be Dont-Climb Magic Portion or JuJu used on Women to stop them from having illicit affairs.
It is believed to cause the person having sex (usually assumed to be a man since lesbian relationship is believed to be no sex) with the lady to sometimes summersault and later die. There are different flavours of magun and with some the lover only dies after eating certain foods. The efficacy of Magun on sex-toys is currently being researched. The findings will be published in due course.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

90 DAYS!!!!!
That gives you plenty of Hollywood type time getting back and kicking arse Smile

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:28 pm

Damn, I can never get a voodoo dead threat - maybe I am not trying hard enough... Twisted Evil

B

Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:28 pm

Trouble is Betelgeuse, you have to be an annoying irritating little creep like me. Laughing

You just have to find a Lad's nerve and then bear down on it relentlessly like heavy duty sandpaper on the end of a Lad's thingy.

I got this Christmas Greeting from a Lad who couldn't thank me enough. Dollar chopping is the best way to get them wound up - followed by taunting, insults and derision - and questioning their manhood - and insulting their mother - and calling them smol boi.

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I DON CARRY YOU NAME GO GIVE CELE PEOPLE THEY WILL BONE CANDLE FOR YOU HEAD. I SEND THE NAME TO 7 PARISH AND NOW WORK DON START FOR YOUR HEAD. I NO DEY CORNER PPLE WORK NA VERY BAD THING AND E NO GOOD FOR GMEN ANYBODY WEY DEY CORNER PPLE WORK NO DEY LAST YOU KNOW WHY BOIZ GO QUICK KILL AM WITHOUT WASTING TIME. NOTE SAY D ONLY ADVISE I GET FOR U B SAY MAKE U WATCH AROUND U NA UR VERY GUY DEY DO THIS KIND TIN DEM DON DO ME SO WATCH UR BACK LATER MAN. ONE BY ONE YOU GO DIE.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Nice reply Strongside. You can reply be telling him you have placed his name and photo at okija shrine and the spirit of Cliford Oriji will visit his generation Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:36 am

GomerPyle wrote:

and insulting their mother

In my experience the lads don't get wound up if you do that... I guess this is a cultural thing. I got my best threats when I told my lads what their fathers and sons were doing with dogs.

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:22 pm

Tell him you spit on his juju, his gods, and his ancestors. His father fornicated with dogs and hyenas.