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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:18 am

I just added another example of Lad Frustration to my sig line (in the absence of any real IT knowledge, I just talk them to death Wink

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Any outstanding examples of Lad Frustration come to mind you would enjoy sharing?

SH

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:52 am

Nothing that I can think of right now, but then again: I'm always very careful not to frustrate my lads, as most of us are .. Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:22 pm

This whole email cracks me up. I told them to go to MTCN S3cur3 for the third time to pick up their payment before Mr Gomer grabbed it. They didn't go back to the site, Mr Gomer took the money, so i insulted them, and got this.

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Dear Dona Scully,
How's everything with you and your family today,hope you're all doing fine?I'll first start by saying I believe you've an attitude problem because of the way you cause all the time.We were employed here to render out services to our lovely customers not to be slaves to them.I'll advice you mind the kind of language you use on others and as you know we're not american that believe in causing as a means of communication.
We asked you to make your payment to Mrs. Dona Baker the accounts officer and a mode of payment was given to you but you prefer using your own mode which the reason's best known to you.You were told to make your payment to Mrs Dona Baker and we dont know what you mean by (Now Mr Gomer has gotten your
$500.00) if you say the money was paid through a secured channel.We assume you've not effect your payment and advice if you dont want to proceed with your transaction with us you can go and retrieve your money from the western union money transfer office where you made your payment.Please if you want to proceed with us you've to mind your language.
I've been informed by the accounts officer that your mode of payment's not and will not be accepted so go and do what we asked or disclaim.Thanks for your understanding and have a good day as we'll be expecting your reply to let us know the next line of action.
Sincerely,
Mr. Robert Carlson.

Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:43 pm

dutchbait wrote:

.... I'm always very careful not to frustrate my lads, as most of us are .. Laughing

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Frustrating lads with stupidity and inability to follow the simplest instructions AND have them come back for more is a quite satisfying experience.

You should try it Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:17 am

Sadly, I've only gotten a few outbursts so far (see siggy line for details). I did manage to get Don Jack to refer to my dolla chopper by a common Oedipal epithat several times, which was gratifying.

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 2:04 am

No - Lads are always polite and civil to me.

I say - if you treat them with respect they learn to be courteous and well behaved. Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:18 am

This was from an early bait when apparently I left the Lads waiting at the airport:

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I really don't understand what you mean by this, My son suffered waited all day long at the Airport yesterday ,you never wrote to inform me or the security company,you never call either me or the security company,what kind of human being are you? You keep dissapointing me all these while why why!! If you are really not interested in helping me,please tell me Immediately because this shock is causing me a lot of problems and pains now and the security company wrote an email to me and told me that you are making jokes of me that you never wanted to help and you never even moved an inch from your place talkless arriving South Africa,he said their personnels and body guards who they sent to the Air Port to equally welcome your arrival and bring you to their offic with Michelle said they were their until the arrival of the Air Line from Australia via South African Air transiting Nigeria Ghana and final destination Cote D'Ivoire,I wonder why you chose to be so flexible in your speeches.

I replied that I'd been detained in Johannesburg:

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They showed me a file six inches thick of printouts of emails wanting partners to smuggle money. They told me about 419 scams. I saw your photos in there, except that you were supposed to be wife of Daniel Arap Moi, or Maryam Abacha; and that trunk box most of the time had something to do with "wash wash maga".
They were very understanding after that � arranged our flight home.
I am back now, $6000 poorer, and really, really pissed off.
What have you got to say for yourself, Alice Konan or whoever you really are?

Provoking this:

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I know you have always been a talkative right from the onset. How can someone of your type that calls yourself a man can be talking like a fool? Do you know whom i am ?who is abacha and daniel arap? even you if lost 1M $ that s no money to me it is because of your ignorances and your follishness that made me invite you to come here and see things for yourself,and you choose to be a parrot. Really there is scams all over which my late husband was a victim some couple of years ago and i am protecting your interesting by inviting you to see everything i am telling you before investing your hard earned money, Infact radio is better than you ,even a woman is more better and secrecy than you. all these stories of yours are just like filty rags and water poured on stones to me because i know you weren't serious for one day,my regret is only giving you information of my consignment and having my son and the security personnels suffered waiting for a bird in the sky like you..

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:13 am

My Vlad spent a great deal of time on MTCN S3cur3, well a good solid weekend at any rate and when he finally got wise he summoned up this little message;

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Listen you. Smart c*%t. You did fooled me around. Cut that shit about visiting your family, going to airport, meeting your father and all sorts shit like that. I have you IP and will be sending my Maori fellaz to come and get my money, smart cookie. Let's who is smarter. I found admin access for that bogus site and going to do some thing like extracting last user and their IP addresses. It will take me couple of days. I will find you and break your legs. My promise. You got me with that site. You must be happy making my hackers to disassemble this site. Piece by piece. Have a good life but until you pay me back i will do all my best to track you down

Poor widdle Vlad still hasn't found me.

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 10:55 am

There was a Dead Bank Customer Lad who finally lost it:

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Listen you are the cause of everything your insult to people is too much... you talk to people anyhow you want, sometimes i wonder hwo you will talking to your father.
Men you fuck up

Following my spirited response, he went on:

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It is you that is the *DELETED*... you fucked everything up... you don't have respect who are you and what are you.
You are ungreatful humanbeing, i regret doing business with un trainned child like you, call your father i need to do because with your father, you are a church rat.

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:16 am

I got this result from one of my first mass phone baits. One mugu called another thinking that he would be talking to an eager victim. The conversation degenerated into a heated exchange, after which the caller sent me this, thinking I was the false victim he had just spoken with:

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BY THE TIME I FINISH WITH UUUUU. U WILL NOT LIVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. ATLEAST I NOW HAVE YOU INTERNET LINE I HAVE SEND IT TO MY GOD NO I SAY NO BUSINESS WILL ENTRE THAT LINE AND GIVE U MONEY. U WILL DIE VERY SOON AM OUT FOR U.

I WILL TELL U THAT I AM ON A HIGH CLASS MY GOD WILL PUNISH UU AND ALL UR FAMILY.

THIS YEAR DEATH IS UR PORTION . U ARE NOW FIGHTING WITH MY GOD. HE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY HE HAS TAKEN THE BATTLE.

U ARE A SHAME TO UR RACE,FAMILY,AND UR NATION, U R THE MOST BIGGEST FOOLLLLL I HAVE SEEN ALL MY LIFE AM SORRY 4 U AND UR FAMILY.

UR LINE WILL NEVER COLLECT MONEY 4 U.BASTARD. U SEE AM WISER THAN U BECAUSE I HAVE MANY LINES BUT I DONT GIVE IT OUT ANY HOW BUT U FOOL SEND URS INTERNET LONDON LINE MONKEY SEE HOW U ANSWER UR PHONE LIKE SOME ONE DEATH ALREADY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. GO AND LEARN GO BACK TO SCHOOL GROW UP , OIL SOUP EATER. NO IBO,HAUSE OR ANY OTHER TRIBE IN NIGERIA WILL ACT FOOLISH LIKE THIS IS ONLY U PEOPLE .

AM PROUD TO TELL U THAT I AM FROM ABIA STATE GOD!S STATE AND AM TRAVELLING THE GLOBE OK. FOOL I PUT MY PHONE ON SPEAKER AND MY GAL IS LAUGHING HOW U SAID HELLOOOO

IT SOUND SO DULL IS THIS HOW U TALK WITH UR CLIENTS OH WELL THERE IS SOME SENSELEE MAGAS LIKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUU. LAUGHING.

I WILL USE THIS UR NUMBER TO TRACK U DONT BE SURPRISE IF U GO TO JAIL VERY SOON. I WILL SEND YOUR NUMBER TO MANY TROUBLE CLIENTS TO SET U UP. SOME CHANGE THAT LINE OK HAHAHAHA. AM MORE THAN U ATLEAST U WILL CHANGE THE LINE BECAUSE OF ME SOON.
HAHAHAHAH.

I WILL PUT IT IN GOOGLE AND GIVE U THE WEBSITE SOON.UNLESS U BEG ME BECAUSE AM MORE THAN UUUUUUUUUUUUU

You know that a rant is serious when it goes tribal.

Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:53 am

I love they way they start with "hello how are you today I hope you are happy and your family is well" and then go into meltdown Very Happy

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