Cheapskate laddette - $40 share of $17.5M

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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:21 pm

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HELLO MADAM, (my character's name is Frank)
PLEASE PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF, I AM JANNET BARKWE FROM ZIMBABWE, I AM 22YEARS OLD BLACK IN COMPLETIOX,UNTIL THE WAR STARTED AND LEAD TO THE SUDDEN DEATH OF MY FATHER,BUT BEFORE MY FATHER DIED HE TOLD ME THAT HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF $17.5M(USD) WITH THE BARCLAYS BANK HERE IN GHANA.

FURTHER MORE SIR I HAVE TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL TO LOOK FOR A FOREIGN BENEFICIARY, BECAUSE BEFORE MY FATHER DIED HE MADE A BOND ON THE FUND THAT I MUST BE UP TO 30YEARS OR HAVE A FOREIGN BENEFICIARY BEFORE I CAN HAVE ACCESS TO THE FUND, BUT HE NEVER NEW MY MOTHER IS GOING TO DIE BEFORE HIS DEAD CAME,

PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU NOW TO BE MY FOREIGN BENEFICIARY TO HELP ME IN TRANSFERING THE MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AT THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY AND LATER I COME OVER TO JOIN YOU , SO THAT EVERYTHING CAN BE FINE WITH ME ONCE MORE AS PLAANED BY MY FATHER

PLEASE I PROMISE TO GIVE TO YOU $40 FOR ALL YOUR ASSISTANCE,
I AWAITING YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE TO MY EMAIL.

THANKS
I LOVE YOU Shocked

Already? on your first email?
GOD BLESS YOU
JANNET BARKWE

So she'll still have $17,499,960? That hardly seems fair. I wont question it, as she won't get too many takers offering that share.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

Silly bint, guess she meant %, but even then it's in the wrong place....

You have to think, you'd still be getting the interest. So you're going to make more than $40 just letting it sit in your account for a month.

Actually, i've never seen a lad mention all the interest on the money. Surely the 17.5M will have increased massively since her father - may he rest in imaginary peace - deposited it.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:28 pm

I had a lad offer me 10% of a gazillion $ once, I wrote back saying that i would not consider anything less than a 50/50 split. wrote me back saying ok without a blink of an eye. heck, i bet you could say you want 90% of the trunk o'cash and the lad would agree.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

I bartered a guy up to 85% on one of mine, but he said the charge i'd have to pay would go up too.

I probably could have gone higher, but someone had posted a brilliant moneygram receipt that i wanted to give him.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:29 pm

Sounds like a good deal, Roy, IF you can also get some pics of her with her underwear on her head. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Posts: 179

Many lads tend to get very defensive of their shares of the imaginary money and refuse to budge much on the split. I guess it's a pride thing...

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