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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:37 pm |
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Does he was to rob me or marry me???
It is good to know what the duties and obligations of a customer are...
From Rev. Laws0n Paul:
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My sister the reason why I used this word childish is because of the type of questions you asked me which has no concern with your fund release. Your essence of knowing my profession as a Rev. and others has no meaning because people who appointed me know the meaning and I cannot deceive you when I know the implications before my God Almighty. One of the obligations of a customer is politeness and humility. Your duty is to call my attention in the areas where your are confused which as concerned my office, I am ever ready to give you audience and assist you till you finally receive your fund belongs to you and not me.
With the power vested on me and with Name of our creator, I urge you not to be discouraged because I have reasoned with you and found out the angle you heading to. If you can keep your fingers accross and work with me, you will receive your fund in good faith.
After several times of trial, your phone automatically responded by answering machine as you programmed it.
YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AWAITED.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
REV LAWS0N PAUL
FOREIGN OPERATION DIRECTOR(FMB). |
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Spear N. Magichelmet
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 08 Apr 2008
Posts: 86
Location: eating nice puffy rolls full of yeasty goodness
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:43 pm |
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| One of the obligations of a customer is politeness and humility. |
By the power of Grayskull, I wish someone would inform my clients at work of this fact. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:21 pm |
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| After several times of trial, your phone automatically responded by answering machine as you programmed it. |
Next time a lad insists on me phoning him I'm going to chuck that back at him. 
If and when he says he hasn't got an answering machine you can chop his dolla by telling him that you left the mtcn on the other (innocent!) lad's machine on this number<insert another lad's cell number here> then stand back and watch the fireworks.  For added fun, I would ASEM the second lad telling him you have made the Moneygram payment and give him the mtcn and accidentally copy in the original lad. |
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