Ry4n Al0nso the Oil Lad (the lad who visited us)

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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:40 am

For everybody who wants to know:

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DEAR SIR,
YES THE BABY OIL IS MADE FROM REAL BABY

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

^^^ Every time you think a lad has scraped the bottom of the dumb barrel, another knocks the bottom out and keeps digging. Laughing

digression: Reminds me of a World of Darkness scenario I ran, wherein the party found the Fairy Liquid factory.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:13 pm

Well I'm buying used cod liver oil to burn in cattle warming furnaces, I'll have to see if I can get a picture of the Fish press.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:39 pm

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Sirs:
Does your inventory of oils include ethyl esters of fatty acids of poopyseed oil, primarily as ethyl monoiodostearate and ethyl diiodostearate? I am in urgent need of ethyl esters of fatty acids of poopyseed oil for pharmaceutical purposes.

Let's see him try and spell THAT.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:21 pm

We are in the emten s3cur3 phase of the process.
I have requested quotes on N-E oil and N-0 oil for oxygen regulators. Anyone that has been in the steel working industry will see the humor in that.

Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:46 pm

Rich, be sure to convince him that emtcen s3cur3 is a common business practice. I have plans for him and that segment of the bait. Meanwhile, I will introduce him to the New Sign standard. I'll keep you posted on how it turns out.

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:25 am

Remember, these guys are Dumb Aza P0st.
This morning they had 3 refreshes with ZERO boxes checked. I gave them a little encouragement and as of now they have 7 refreshes with 1 box correct.
I will send them a note saying my aunt just picked up some funds for food and used the service in Germany.

Here is the code : 284e75ceb11e0a340f61fc2cd1639522
This just in-from the shipping co

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Hello,
We have not seen this kind of payment method before and besides we do not get the know how to derive the MTCN so just knidly go the link and do it your self to get the MTCN and the text question and answer and send that to the shipping company to comfirm the paymnent becuase this is getting too delayed.

The delivery will takev 48hours to get to your address after we have confirmed the payment

And from the Oil man

Quote:

Hello,
The shipping company complain about the link you gave to us that they have not seen that kind of payment method before and besides they do not get the know how to derive the MTCN so just knidly do it your self to get the MTCN and the text question and answer and send that to the shipping company to comfirm the paymnent becuase this is getting too delayed,

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:53 pm

Cool, he's got all massage oil flavors I need:

Dear sir,
Below are the quote for the oils:
Massage oils: .......$160usd/MT
strawberry, ...........$160USD/MT
kirsch, ..................$150USD/MT
vulva, ...................$145USD/MT
epididymis, .........$155USD/MT
chocolate .......$140USD/MT
cowmanure.........$240USD/MT

WE WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY,
BEST REGARDS

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:34 pm

I would have expected that the last on the list would have been the least expensive, then I thought they might actually considered making it themselves.

The boyz are working hard at getting the numbers

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Start Time / Time of latest Refresh: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:41:55 -0400
Time of last Box click: Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:37:03 -0400
Total Correct boxes clicked: 7
Total Refreshes: 11
Completed the Process?: no

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:48 pm

Well this guy's willing to do a little research on teh google:

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Dear sir,
Below is the full specification for the poopy seed oil:

MATERIAL SPECIFICATION
Description: Poppy Seed Oil Refined INCI Name: Poppy Seed
(Papaver Somniferum) Oil
CAS No: n/a
ANALYTICAL DETAILS RANGE(%) * TYPICAL (%)
IODINE VALUE (CALC) 130 � 144 135
FREE FATTY ACID CONTENT(% AS OLEIC) 0.2 max 0.1
COLOUR (LOVIBOND 5�" CELL) < 2.0 Red, < 10 Yellow Conforms
REFRACTIVE INDEX @ 25�C 1.473 � 1.478 1.475
PEROXIDE VALUE < 4.0 0.2

RANGE (%) TYPICAL (%)
FATTY ACID PROFILE(MAJOR ACIDS) Myristic C14:0 < 0.5 0.1
Palmitic C16:0 8 � 12 10.7
Hexadecenoic C16:1 < 0.5 0.2
Heptadecenoic C17:0 < 0.5 0.1
Stearic C18:0 1 � 3 2
Oleic C18:1 12 � 22 17.1
Linoleic C18:2 62 � 75 68.8
Alpha Linolenic C18:3 < 2.0 0.7
Icosanoic C20:0 < 0.5 0.1
Icosenoic C20:1 < 0.5 0.1

Get back to us on how many MT of the oil you want to buy so that we can proceed

Of course, I asked for the ethyl monoiodostearate content of poopyseed, not poppyseed oil. He may have to do the assay all over again.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:28 am

Okay, after he confirmed that the baby-oil is made from real babies I'm looking for a way to save some money.

Quote:

You also got baby-oil make of fake baby? If, how much that?

And also let's see if we can get some smoke-stuff...

Quote:

You also got cannabis-oil?

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:24 pm

This is really one dense lad. I explicitly sent two emails two him stating what I asked him to do and he asked me again! I see opportunity here. To anyone who is concerned, I am going to plan a safari for him. If anyone is interested in collaborating with me let me know. I want to make sure everyone else is okay with me sending him away before I piss of even more baiters.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:12 pm

^^ I'd say I well organized safari broadens ones horizon. Why should that piss off other baiters? Send him on a nice long warm journey as far as I'm concerned .. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:34 pm

Well, a while back, on a massbait, some noob had sent a lad on a safari right when he was supposed to be doing two art baits and a whole bunch of other baits. This caused him to get pissed off and eventually twig on everyone. To this day, neither baiter has received their art.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:02 pm

@Ex: I see. So that was what the *warned* status was about Wink

Anyway: good of you asking, I don't mind you making him get some fresh country air

Meanwhile here's the (first?) bank account

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DEAR SIR,
HERE IS THE BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER.
BELOW IS OUR BANK ACCOUNT DETAILS FOR YOUR PAYMENT.

AWAITING FOR YOUR REPLY ASAP
BEST REGARDS

Alan's got mail

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i got some pics lifted from the net but they will not do.

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Billings
The board will not accept these photo's

they require photo's of the Ant collecting, and extracting the oil from the ants
please so we cam then release the funds and pay you for the oil
regards
H4ns

Fire ant that is. Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:08 pm

@ Dutchbait

Nah, the warned status was because I told another user to "Chill out, cupcake".

I'm glad you guys don't mind me doing my thing then. Game on! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:02 am

He keeps on sending funny stuff:

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we have sell the cannabis oil for 180usd per MT and baby oil which is
made from fake baby for 170usd

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:17 pm

I'm a noob here but if you send him on s@fari and I can play any minor role at all, it would be a great experience.

I'm currently in the process of trying to acquire some p0lyglycer0l p0lyricinoleate 0il as a component of a sexual lubricant we make that is geared towards the homosexual market.

Right now he's answering a plethora of questions about specific gravity, filtration methods and storage containers. I'm hoping to work up a very lengthy document for him to fill out in regards to his products! Wink

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:03 pm

I told him I can only accept unionized shipping, so he's looking for shipping documents, and applicable permits.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 3:07 pm

^^ After he's done with that you should tell him you have made a typo and meant "onionized" shipping, which means that the crates have to be rubbed with onions to keep away... unwanted... things...

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:18 am

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SOFIAH BINTI HAJI HUSAN

That name is just shouting out for the switch the letters round modality..

I am going for a straight bait and asking for edible diesel that bio-diesel gives me gas.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:19 am

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SOFIAH BINTI HAJI HUSAN

Borrowing from the Messed-Up name thread...

Sofa Bunny Happy Hogan?

Safe Bungee Algae Susan?

So many possibilities...

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:40 am

Hey, the OP seems to be listed as "account closed". Is this a custom title, or did the kid walk away? If he walked, what triggered it? Just curious, would like to know for "closure".

How about: Sahara Bindi Hijax Human

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:54 am

Yes, the OP requested that his account be closed. If you want further details, you will have to contact him. Smile

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