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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

A J0hn C0well should be ringing you shortly regarding a Moneygram transfer to his goodself for $3,000. I could not send it to him as I had already set off to the airport to meet him in Canada before he told me. Hopefully the assurance of talking to someone will make him turn up at the airport.

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:31 pm

You may get a call from a Miss Benedita Alfred looking for some funds to release some boxes. Please feel free to deal with her as suits your mood of the day! Wink

She'll be looking for Phyll1s Sy9h.

editted to block name!

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:57 pm

vpmanchester, can we still pimp your #? i have one that seems to really need to talk with me...

PM me please for specifics

Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:55 pm

may i use you in my scam? if so ill message you with more info i need a little human touch Smile

thank you in advance

Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:47 pm

@4X
I think this is your lad, he has left a few messages but this is the easist one to understand.
http://media.putfile.com/CallerCanada

@mewing_ghecko & zarnac
Sure give em my number, just read the first page of this thread as to what is needed and how I operate and have fun Razz

(I am just getting over the flu so I have missed some calls but only one lad has bothered to leave a message which is 4X's lad...so the rest of your lads are lazy gits Laughing

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Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:31 pm

very cool, thank you

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

@ vp yeah that is my one will try and get him to call you back he has been bugging me to speak to someone for ages; so happy to oblige him.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:09 am

Ju!iet might be calling for Fr@nk regarding a transfer.

I don't think she knows about the wife. Wife might also be a little psycho.

(personal note to VP: you are fabulous!)

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:18 am

@Slootie

Quote:

I don't think she knows about the wife. Wife might also be a little psycho.

As a word of warning I do not usually take kindly to females phoning me for whatever reason as I am highly suspicious and am told a little psycho at times Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:55 pm

Quote:

as I am highly suspicious and am told a little psycho at times

Yeah, that's what I've heard! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL_sign

You go, Girl.

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:40 pm

@Lou Smorals

Well your love smitten lad was on the phone today and I must say he got himself into abit of bother Laughing

and if I were you I would really make him pay. 1st call I told him I was your lesbian lover and although abit confused seemed to take it ok, then I asked him if he wanted to have sex with both of us and well he does it seems Rolling Eyes

well after he got off the phone he must have had a think because he phoned back and when I told him that you never told me about him and I was going to tell you that he wants to have sex with me ...he did not like that at all of which I am sure you will have an email explanation from him by now Twisted Evil

(feel free to make be be anyone you want me too ... he will have remembered little of what I said as he was fretting away)
http://media.putfile.com/Loverboy-wants-3somewav
http://media.putfile.com/loverboy2-no-sexwav

@Slootie

Well abit of fun with this one too, first off they phoned and hungup about 20 times as if they thought that I/you would ring them back Rolling Eyes

. The first call was a man asking for frank,( now I cannot remember who anyone is and did not put him with your bait to start with) every now and then I like to act like the caller is a female and speak to him as if I think he is a girl ... just because they really do not like it, so this is the mod I used on this lad.
Then a female phoned back for frank and the Stooopid cow tried to over talk my accusations and finally hung up on me when I called her a slut or sumfin like that...needless to say she won't mistake me for you again Laughing

. So really with the first lad phoning and me calling him a girl kind of fit in anyway.
http://media.putfile.com/Man4frankwav
http://media.putfile.com/Female4Frank

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:46 pm

@vpmanchester just an fyi you probablly wont hear from my lad untill tuesday thats when my boats going to arrive supposedly. ofcourse theres going to be delays so dont say were there untill friday Smile

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 6:40 pm

OMG, that was GREAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now Frank (thas me) has some splainin' to do; Juliet sounded pretty mad.

VP, you're the BEST!!! MWAH!!! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 10:58 pm

Well this cheeky chappie sounds rather PO'd that he cannot reach you (whoever you are) you may want to remind him that IF he phones during business hours he will get to speak to you..why in the hell would you answer you phone at 7pm on a Friday Laughing

Poor poor stupid laddo

http://media.putfile.com/PissedOffLad

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:03 am

Hi there! You may have a guy named Mark calling you, and from a different bait a barrister named Donnard something. I'm baiting them under the name Jay. Just keep 'em busy and frustrated. My character was thinking of traveling to Brazil if you remember that or want to play with it, otherwise just be your charming self!

Thanks!

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

VPManchester, I think many people here (including me) owe you a debt of gratitude for what you do.

These pissed off lads are priceless! Laughing

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:34 am

vpmanchester wrote:

Well this cheeky chappie sounds rather PO'd that he cannot reach you (whoever you are) you may want to remind him that IF he phones during business hours he will get to speak to you..why in the hell would you answer you phone at 7pm on a Friday Laughing

Poor poor stupid laddo

http://media.putfile.com/PissedOffLad

This one is mine. He's obviously mispronouncing my character's name, which is G0nn4 Rhe4. If calls back, make sure you correct him so that he knows he's trying to catch G0nn4 Rhe4...I'm sure you can find several ways to play with that one!!! Laughing

I'll make sure to spank him for calling at such an ungodly time!!!

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:35 am

Quote:

VPManchester, I think many people here (including me) owe you a debt of gratitude for what you do.

Do you know how much this saves me on therapy bills!! Laughing

It is fun arguing with random idiots and keeps my weird sense of humour satisfied Razz

Quote:

he knows he's trying to catch G0nn4 Rhe4

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:21 am

vpmanchester wrote:

@Lou Smorals

Well your love smitten lad was on the phone today and I must say he got himself into abit of bother Laughing

and if I were you I would really make him pay. 1st call I told him I was your lesbian lover and although abit confused seemed to take it ok, then I asked him if he wanted to have sex with both of us and well he does it seems Rolling Eyes

well after he got off the phone he must have had a think because he phoned back and when I told him that you never told me about him and I was going to tell you that he wants to have sex with me ...he did not like that at all of which I am sure you will have an email explanation from him by now Twisted Evil

(feel free to make be be anyone you want me too ... he will have remembered little of what I said as he was fretting away)
http://media.putfile.com/Loverboy-wants-3somewav
http://media.putfile.com/loverboy2-no-sexwav

Surprisingly VP, he has gone all quiet on the e-mail front at the moment. He will hopefully soon be receiving a phone call (thanks Red!!!), so watch this space!

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

VPM: Sir V1nc3nt K0dw4 might call asking for G4ry 3dm0nd. G4ry is supposed to send V1nc3nt some money today and V1nc3nt is very worried something will go wrong (again). I can't really blame him... Wink

V1nc3nt and I have been doing business for quite a while and I may have given him your number earlier too but probably not your current one.

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:30 pm

***follow-up***

VP, I got Juliet's email regarding your phone conversation with her and the Rev (who you thought was a woman - priceless!) calling for Frank (me):

"Hello My Sweetheart,

How are you today,i am very glad to read your mail again today and i have understand that you are not the one who answer your phone that because the make me angry"

You make her angry! Laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD JOB!!!

Frank told her not to call unless she checks with him to make sure he's home, then we can do this alllll over again. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:08 pm

@Slootie
yes I had a grand ole convo with your ho'bag with me being immature and obnoxious to her and she stood up to me and really tried to talk me around so ya know next time she calls if she doesn't hang up on me Laughing

I think us girls can bond and have a good ole chit chat as she seems to like to talk ... we will see how talkative she is when I start asking her questions and asking her to explain things too me ... that will stop her if she thinks I want to know too much Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Hobag-01

@Fryer
Ya know ONE DAY I am actually gonna catch this lad Rolling Eyes

he phoned a bit after 9am and I was slow to turn the phones on this morning so I missed him yet again and he sounds so upset but if he would only phone back he would actually get me to annoy him as he so needs it ... call him a lazy arse, as you sat by the phone from 10am to 5pm waiting for him Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister4UrMoneywav

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:20 am

VP, that was freakin' great!!! YOU ROCK! YOU RULE!!! bow_down

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That made my day!!! clapping

Gotta wipe my eyes and blow my nose now, I laughed so hard. Thanks!

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 1:50 am

That is some good stuff, VP! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:58 pm

@Fryer (I think)

Your Barrister phoned again and I just do not know what is wrong with him and his attitude ... or maybe it is me who has the attitude Laughing

I try so hard to be nice and all I get is grief Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/barry1-97
http://media.putfile.com/barry2-25

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